Current Events > im bored and very toasted, someone talk to me please AMA

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Harpie
03/18/21 2:22:07 AM
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let me insult you, that would also please me

consensually, of course

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unknownhombre
03/18/21 2:22:35 AM
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How do you like your toast?

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Harpie
03/18/21 2:23:39 AM
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unknownhombre posted...
How do you like your toast?
golden with a kiss of brown is the only way

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Harpie
03/18/21 2:24:20 AM
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guess what

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Reis
03/18/21 2:25:27 AM
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leverageblargh posted...
Insult me

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Wii_Shaker
03/18/21 2:26:00 AM
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I love it when you get toasted harp.

You mentioned in a previous topic that you are bi. What kind of girls are "your type" if you have a preference?

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trappedunderice
03/18/21 2:27:44 AM
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marthsheretoo
03/18/21 2:28:53 AM
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Harpie posted...
guess what

If the answer is chicken butt I swear to god

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unknownhombre
03/18/21 2:29:31 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
If the answer is chicken butt I swear to god

You know darn well it is.

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unknownhombre
03/18/21 2:30:04 AM
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Harpie posted...
golden with a kiss of brown is the only way

That sounds pretty good. But plain? Do you use butter? Any other spreads?

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Harpie
03/18/21 2:31:34 AM
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leverageblargh posted...
Insult me
you try wayyy too hard on this board sometimes

@Reis
Your snarky attitude isnt quirky and cool, its cringe

Wii_Shaker posted...
I love it when you get toasted harp.

You mentioned in a previous topic that you are bi. What kind of girls are "your type" if you have a preference?


Gothish girls with curly or long, black hair are so pretty too me. Especially if they have brown eyes too. Personality wise if a girl is witty, laid back and and really nerdy about something is also my type too

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MedeaLysistrata
03/18/21 2:32:42 AM
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are you insulting everyone?

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TeaMilk
03/18/21 2:33:02 AM
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ssj3vegeta_
03/18/21 2:35:16 AM
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marthsheretoo
03/18/21 2:35:20 AM
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Oh damn those are some solid insults. Now I want 1

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Harpie
03/18/21 2:35:32 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXiiulGxrT4
no fuck this I clicked out after 3 seconds

the sounds are not vibing with me

marthsheretoo posted...
If the answer is chicken butt I swear to god
youre safe, for now

no chicken butt I wanted to say that i am proud to announce that I NO LONGER HAVE HANK HILL ASS!! :D

unknownhombre posted...
You know darn well it is.
its just so juicy

unknownhombre posted...
That sounds pretty good. But plain? Do you use butter? Any other spreads?
Butter, thats it. Alternatively Ill make it with baked beans if Im feeling extra irish

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Wow pretty its pathetic that youre begging for this

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pure_temper
03/18/21 2:35:41 AM
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hit me with it

also, indica or sativa? or hybrid?

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Harpie
03/18/21 2:40:45 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
are you insulting everyone?
only those who ask

consent is important

TeaMilk posted...
Insult me too please
Your art really isnt that good, sorry to break it to you

ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Insult me as well, make me cry to sleep even harder
based on all your recent thirst topics, i bet youd like it a little too much, you creep

marthsheretoo posted...
Oh damn those are some solid insults. Now I want 1
For seeing your name around so much, youd think Id bother to remember who you are by now

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Sackgurl
03/18/21 2:41:06 AM
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how's college

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DrizztLink
03/18/21 2:42:49 AM
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teep_
03/18/21 2:43:39 AM
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hurt me mommy

in other news, I turned 26 yesterday and now I feel old
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Harpie
03/18/21 2:45:20 AM
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pure_temper posted...
hit me with it

also, indica or sativa? or hybrid?
if your username is supposed to be edgy, its not. its cringe as fuck. reeks of 13 year old who is different than everyone else tbh

hybrid!!
its my favorite one, blue dream. it makes me feel really relaxed and happy with a head buzz

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MedeaLysistrata
03/18/21 2:45:29 AM
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Ok, insult me please

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AldousIsDead
03/18/21 2:46:57 AM
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I could stand a roasting.

This topic is probably just going to turn into you slinging insults until CE gets bored or you pass out, whichever comes first

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treewojima
03/18/21 2:48:39 AM
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One toasty roast, please
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Harpie
03/18/21 2:52:40 AM
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Sackgurl posted...
how's college
TBD

im asking tomorrow if i can have financial aid pay for part time classes instead of full time. Im gonna take a much lighter load if I can. If they dont fund me I will wait until the fall to start again, since I need to make some money so that I can relax and fix my brain

DrizztLink posted...
I wanna be the insulted guy
you look just as boring and average as all your posts here

teep_ posted...
hurt me mommy

in other news, I turned 26 yesterday and now I feel old
you come off as pretty desperate and tryhard to all the cegals, is it because thats the only female attention you get?

Happy birthday teep!! ^^
I shouldve said something, its on my calendar and i got the notification on my phone from last year
what are you gonna do

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DrizztLink
03/18/21 2:53:34 AM
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au_gold
03/18/21 2:54:57 AM
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You have my consent to insult me.

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Harpie
03/18/21 2:57:55 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Ok, insult me please
your sig makes me think that you were that annoying nerdy kid in school who thought he was popular, but really he was being shittalked by his friends for being a pretentious know it all mommys boy

im runing out of ideas

AldousIsDead posted...
I could stand a roasting.

This topic is probably just going to turn into you slinging insults until CE gets bored or you pass out, whichever comes first
Nah, youre not really worth it. youre so irrelevant on this bored that i cant even think of anything

yes as is tradition for me to forever ghost my topics within two hours

treewojima posted...
One toasty roast, please
if only your body looked as good as your face

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AldousIsDead
03/18/21 3:03:18 AM
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Harpie posted...
Nah, youre not really worth it. youre so irrelevant on this bored that i cant even think of anything

yes as is tradition for me to forever ghost my topics within two hours
Sounds about right on all counts.

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SSJGrimReaper
03/18/21 3:04:04 AM
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Whens the next mac and cheese adventure

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armandro
03/18/21 3:04:23 AM
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iExcept

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:04:38 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
https://i.imgur.com/RECjTNg.gifv
o-O

au_gold posted...
You have my consent to insult me.
how sad and lonely is your life that you spend hours a day pretending you like trump to strangers online

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<3333

im smoking the green stuff actuallyyyyy
no one tell sballen


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Harpie
03/18/21 3:07:03 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Sounds about right on all counts.
nah just the latter bby

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Whens the next mac and cheese adventure
not for a while

idk i wanna branch out into making mac and cheese from scratch. maybe i could go on an adventure to the store for ingredients, then show the process of me making it
why do you like this

armandro posted...
iExcept
i need enthusiastic consent pls

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AldousIsDead
03/18/21 3:08:50 AM
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Ooh, extortion, fun.

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:09:28 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Ill keep my mouth shut if you insult me one more time
wow imagine being that fucking desperate for female attention that you try to blackmail me into insulting you. go outside or something

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:09:48 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Ooh, extortion, fun.
wait i dont understand

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AldousIsDead
03/18/21 3:11:23 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Ill keep my mouth shut if you insult me one more time

Harpie posted...
wow imagine being that fucking desperate for female attention that you try to blackmail me into insulting you. go outside or something

AldousIsDead posted...
Ooh, extortion, fun.
Just color commentary, that's all.

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Shablagoo
03/18/21 3:12:43 AM
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insult me consensually please

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armandro
03/18/21 3:13:07 AM
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yes pls


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Harpie
03/18/21 3:13:36 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
well, it worked

enjoy the rest of your night
goodnight, i hope you have fun wherever youre going ;000

AldousIsDead posted...
Just color commentary, that's all.
ohhhhh

color commentary is a pretty set of words. alliteration makes it flowy. or im just high

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SSJGrimReaper
03/18/21 3:14:04 AM
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Harpie posted...
why do you like this
there's nothing like seeing a wholesome mac and cheese topic under a sea of CE's usual nonsense

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WallStreetWolf
03/18/21 3:14:06 AM
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You can always insult me and I hope things are improving

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