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Jagr_68
03/19/21 3:50:40 PM
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Questionmarktarius
03/19/21 3:55:20 PM
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If Post Malone was the only active user on some messageboard, he'd be Post 'em Alone
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SPE
03/19/21 3:55:57 PM
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If post Malone were a fruit hed be post melon

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DarthDemented
03/19/21 3:56:46 PM
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And if karl malone was really a mail man then postal malone wouldn't be postal all alone

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cuttin_in_farm
03/19/21 3:58:37 PM
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If Post Malone paid my federal student debts, hed be Post Muh Loan.

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Jagr_68
03/19/21 3:58:42 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
And if karl malone was really a mail man then postal malone wouldn't be postal all alone

*checks judges*

Point!


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Weezy_Tha_Don
03/19/21 4:01:11 PM
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if post Malone was from the PNW, hed be Coastal Malone

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eston
03/19/21 4:04:54 PM
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hockeybub89
03/19/21 4:07:46 PM
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If Post Malone gave his best performance, he'd be The Most Malone.

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Phynaster
03/19/21 4:08:36 PM
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If Post Malone was cooked in an oven he'd be Roast Malone

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Ivynn
03/19/21 4:09:18 PM
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If Post Malone was in a toaster, he'd be Toast Palone

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Nazanir
03/19/21 4:09:47 PM
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If he was a Spanish asshole, he'd be Post Cabrone.

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hockeybub89
03/19/21 4:10:59 PM
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If Post Malone was braggadocious, he'd be Boast Malone.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/19/21 4:12:54 PM
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If Post Malone met an untimely death, he'd be Ghost Malone

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Jagr_68
03/19/21 4:14:06 PM
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If Post Malone was a tasty Spanish piece of meat, he'd be Post Jamon

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Son Of Spam
03/19/21 4:19:07 PM
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If he was an overpowered super hero he would be Pre-Crisis Malone.

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EmbraceOfDeath
03/19/21 4:36:36 PM
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If Post Malone's family forgot him on their holiday vacation he would be Ho Malone.

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Jagr_68
03/19/21 4:40:45 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
If Post Malone's family forgot him on their holiday vacation he would be Ho Malone.

hooooooly fuck this won everything

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Nazanir
03/19/21 4:47:31 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
If Post Malone's family forgot him on their holiday vacation he would be Ho Malone.
And I'm dead.

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Ivynn
03/19/21 5:11:05 PM
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dr_strangelove posted...
bump :]

Nah topic is over, @EmbraceOfDeath can't be topped. Go home everyone.

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Son Of Spam
03/19/21 5:15:37 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
If Post Malone's family forgot him on their holiday vacation he would be Ho Malone.
The great thing about Gamefaqs forums is they're obscure enough that when someone cranks out a great line like this here I can steal it to put on Facebook for internet points without worrying about anyone finding out the truth.

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EmbraceOfDeath
03/19/21 5:17:30 PM
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Son Of Spam posted...
The great thing about Gamefaqs forums is they're obscure enough that when someone cranks out a great line like this here I can steal it to put on Facebook for internet points without worrying about anyone finding out the truth.
Lol feel free to do so.

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Jagr_68
03/19/21 5:19:50 PM
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Son Of Spam posted...
The great thing about Gamefaqs forums is they're obscure enough that when someone cranks out a great line like this here I can steal it to put on Facebook for internet points without worrying about anyone finding out the truth.

You sound like this dude
https://youtu.be/YWl0V3J5zrE

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