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DarkRoast 03/20/21 8:28:43 AM #1: |
Assfart the Orc arrives in Seyda Neen, is apparently the world's foremost expert in jumping.
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 8:34:36 AM #2: |
Steals dead mage's boots. Wakes up after the wildest bender ever.
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The_Creep_2020 03/20/21 8:37:04 AM #3: |
Gets his shit wrecked by a fucking cliff racer AGAIN goddamn it Assfart
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 8:38:18 AM #4: |
The_Creep_2020 posted...
Gets his shit wrecked by a fucking cliff racer AGAIN goddamn it Assfart Once an N'wah always an N'wah --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 8:40:34 AM #5: |
Welcome to Balmora, population 0
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The_Creep_2020 03/20/21 8:42:49 AM #6: |
Assfart now makes money by breaking bad and getting into alchemy
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 8:43:32 AM #7: |
The_Creep_2020 posted...
Assfart now makes money by breaking bad and getting into alchemy Look man, this skooma ain't gonna smoke itself --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 8:45:00 AM #8: |
Assfart knows it's not genocide if they're not mammals
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 8:53:03 AM #9: |
Assfart meets his hookup, only to realize this guy focused too heavily on his core --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 03/20/21 8:55:15 AM #10: |
used a mysterious scroll found on a dead guy, jumped real good, died on impact.
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 9:00:31 AM #11: |
Assfart checks his texts
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Shotgunnova 03/20/21 9:04:08 AM #12: |
And that's when he says, "That's not a silt strider! That's my wife!"
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 9:07:09 AM #13: |
Shotgunnova posted...
And that's when he says, "That's not a silt strider! That's my wife!" Assfart: "Why walk when you can ride?" Assfart visits House Telvaani and is a bit turned off by the slavery thing --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 9:12:26 AM #14: |
Assfart decides to turn his life around, and becomes an apprentice Medium Armor blacksmith
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monkmith 03/20/21 9:17:08 AM #15: |
he starts his blacksmithing by trying to nab a set of bonemold from one of the guards, purely for examination...
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DarkRoast 03/20/21 9:19:46 AM #16: |
monkmith posted...
he starts his blacksmithing by trying to nab a set of bonemold from one of the guards, purely for examination... Besides it's not his fault that the guard fell on a Daedric claymore twice. --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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