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Crystal_pony
03/22/21 12:52:58 AM
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You have to wear a chastity device for the rest of your life.

Rules are simple:

Once you accept the money, said device will be locked firmly in place. You may pay $1k for it to be removed for an hour and $100k for a full day. The key to it will be kept at a secure location and can be brought to you at a moment's notice. Any attempts to bribe the key holder will result in lose of privileges for it to be removed for 1 month.

Would you take the money?
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Flintlock_Staff
03/22/21 12:55:29 AM
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So essentially I can have it removed for 100k a day for 1 million days... aka just have it removed permanently while still having more than enough money....

Deal and I pay 2.92 billion upfront to have it removed for 80 years
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Irony
03/22/21 12:55:49 AM
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Why would I pay 100k for one day when I could just pay 1k every hour

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CanuckCowboy
03/22/21 12:55:51 AM
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You could just shell out a few billion on day one and never have to wear it as long as you live.

So obviously yes.

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HakubaofRommeI
03/22/21 12:57:09 AM
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TC can't math.
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AldousIsDead
03/22/21 12:57:17 AM
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Yeah this one's a no brainer.

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Ivany2008
03/22/21 12:58:45 AM
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or... here's a thought... I buy a gun and when the guy comes to unlock me, I shoot him in the head, take the key unlock myself, and pay the court to get out of prison and give his family 50 million dollars.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/22/21 12:59:36 AM
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TC didn't think this one through.
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SolidShadow3
03/22/21 12:59:49 AM
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Lmao

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Looked gf
03/22/21 1:01:44 AM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Lmao


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PMarth2002
03/22/21 1:10:16 AM
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I'll pay the $876.6 million to have it removed for the next 876,000 hours (100 years). I doubt i'll be living until i'm 135, but whatever.


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Irony
03/22/21 1:11:10 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I'll pay the $876.6 million to have it removed for the next 876,000 hours (100 years). I doubt i'll be living until i'm 135, but whatever.
Your dick probably won't even work after 50 anyways

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Kitt
03/23/21 10:50:37 AM
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$100 billion however...
Deal.

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