Poll of the Day > I don't like pooping bathrooms when other people are on there...

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It just feels weird...
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I don't like being in bathrooms when someone else is pooping

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LinkPizza posted...

It just feels weird...

You're supposed to use a separate stall dude

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Bathrooms that poop sure are strange and people that sit on them are stranger.

Yeah, I'm with you. I will put up with being uncomfortably full of poop just to avoid using a public toilet. It has to be a real emergency situation for me to risk using a public toilet.

My wife on the other hand will walk into the bathroom while I'm showering, sit down and proceed to dominate the bathroom. She has no problem pooping in bathrooms with other people in them.

Not one stall. I have to sit there...
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I dont like public bathrooms at all. I avoid using them if I can.

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If its the bathroom with only one stall and I urinal, and I have to go, Ill use it. Or a single person bathroom...
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As long as no one hears me dropping the dookie I am cool. Just courtousy flush it away to eliminate the smell and I have plausible deniability. Why am I in the stall, unrolling toilet paper who knows? But you didn't hear or smell my shit so it couldn't be that.

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If I do have to use a public restroom I just shit. Hear my noises. Smell my smells.

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Mead posted...

If I do have to use a public restroom I just shit. Hear my noises. Smell my smells.

This. Be a man and shit like nobody's listening

Just going to sit in your own bathroom now

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Nah, it is more fun when it is like a special ops mission. I have to get in an out before anyone ever notices. Like I am Sam Fisher taking a shit.

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DragonClaw01 posted...

Nah, it is more fun when it is like a special ops mission. I have to get in an out before anyone ever notices. Like I am Sam Fisher taking a shit.

I'd play that game. Splinter Cell: Covert Deuce.

The real pro move is to wait until they use the loud hand dryer before letting your shit thunder roar.

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hockey7318 posted...

Yeah, I'm with you. I will put up with being uncomfortably full of poop just to avoid using a public toilet. It has to be a real emergency situation for me to risk using a public toilet.

My wife on the other hand will walk into the bathroom while I'm showering, sit down and proceed to dominate the bathroom. She has no problem pooping in bathrooms with other people in them.

Women usually have larger buttocks that muffles the sound though.

Women gets all the cool shit like boobs and bigger butts, both of which has their uses.

Men doesn't get anything cool.
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LeetCheet posted...

Women usually have larger buttocks that muffles the sound though.

ok that is enough posts from you on this subject

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LeetCheet posted...

Women usually have larger buttocks that muffles the sound though.

Women gets all the cool shit like boobs and bigger butts, both of which has their uses.

Men doesn't get anything cool.

What?! Women don't have as audible of farts because their butts are larger?

Also large butts dont muffle farts lol

that doesnt even make sense

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When women sits on toilets their buttcheeks covers more of the bowl which prevents some sound escaping from said bowl?

Also I thought we were talking about taking a shit, not farting.
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LeetCheet posted...

When women sits on toilets their buttcheeks covers more of the bowl which prevents some sound escaping from said bowl?

Also I thought we were talking about taking a shit, not farting.

Lol you are literally just making things up

A big butt does not make pooping quieter

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Mead posted...

Lol you are literally just making things up

A big butt does not make pooping quieter

Can confirm. Women still make as much noise as men.

I scream while I poop no one hears a thing from my grimey no-no hole

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tbh, at one of my previous companies, I would go upstairs to an empty floor to use their bathroom if I had to take a crap. In hindsight, I probably could have got into a lot of trouble for doing that.

Clench281 posted...

I don't like being in bathrooms when someone else is pooping

We can finally agree on something.


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I used to be in this mindset. However I then stopped caring, even more so in pubs and bars because we all do it and alcohol.

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I love pooping with other people in the bathroom. I know someone else is going to have what I'm doing. And that amuses me.


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The really embarrassing thing is if you drop the toilet roll on the floor, and it rolls underneath the partition between you and the stall next door where another guy's having a shit. You can see the toilet roll fetching up with a bump against his ankles, and for a moment you consider just reaching under the partition and grabbing the toilet roll and hope he doesn't notice.

Er, so I've heard.

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Firewerx posted...

The really embarrassing thing is if you drop the toilet roll on the floor, and it rolls underneath the partition between you and the stall next door where another guy's having a shit. You can see the toilet roll fetching up with a bump against his ankles, and for a moment you consider just reaching under the partition and grabbing the toilet roll and hope he doesn't notice.

Er, so I've heard.

Worse than that... I've accidentally dropped shit covered TP as I was putting it in the toilet and had it fall where the other person could for sure see it lol

Ive never cared. Ill grunt and stomp my feet to get the thing out if I need to.

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zebatov posted...

Ive never cared. Ill grunt and stomp my feet to get the thing out if I need to.

I've definitely been in a public bathroom a few times with people who clearly gave no fucks about anyone listening

I look up porn on my phone and turn the volume all the way up, it's less embarrassing

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i'm only embarrassed if i'm doing a tiny baby poo

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I let that shit rip to assert my dominance over the lesser mammals like Josh

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no one does. put some earbuds in an close your eyes

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FinalFantasyIV posted...

no one does. put some earbuds in an close your eyes

Actually, I do usually have an earbud in. I usually watch something while pooping...
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