Current Events > I don't get the meme about Popeyes biscuits being dry

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Every time Ive had one I can slam it down without a drink no problem, which I cannot say for any other chain restaurants biscuits, like KFC, Cracker Barrel, Dennys, etc.

now a good homemade biscuit will still top them all any day, but in terms of mass produced junk the Popeyes biscuit actually feels relatively moist to me

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tc be like WAB

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i feel like if i was stuck in a submerged vehicle and had to choose between a popeye's biscuit or a hammer, i'd pick the biscuit to bash my window out

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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...

tc be like WAB

I said, certified eat
Seven days a week
Wet-ass biscuit
Make that take-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass biscuit
Order some tenders and a tea for this wet-ass biscuit
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass biscuit


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now this is a fucking topic

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Just remembered there is one fast food biscuit I prefer



Churchs are REALLY good, but I still cant knock Popeyes for being 2nd place

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I wanna try red lobster biscuits. Are they really as good as everyone nutting over them makes em out to be?

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Popeyes biscuits get really dry if you don't eat them while they're fresh.

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Eyeratosthenes posted...

I wanna try red lobster biscuits. Are they really as good as everyone nutting over them makes em out to be?

I have a seafood allergy, hard to say from my end unfortunately

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honey butter biscuits from churchs are awesome and cheddar bay from redlobster are the best

Eyeratosthenes posted...

Are they really as good as everyone nutting over them makes em out to be?

kinda

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Eyeratosthenes posted...

I wanna try red lobster biscuits. Are they really as good as everyone nutting over them makes em out to be?

They're really good. You can get the mix that they use in the restaurants for about a buck or two depending on your area.

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AirFresh posted...

They're really good. You can get the mix that they use in the restaurants for about a buck or two depending on your area.

yaaa but whenever you buy that restaurant shit from the grocery store it's never the same as the real deal. i don't trust it


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It's unfortunate that Church's has the best biscuits, because Popeye's has the best chicken and sides.

Popeye's biscuits are a solid second though.

popeyes chicken is great but the sides suck ass love churchs sides tho

CADE FOSTER posted...

popeyes chicken is great but the sides suck ass love churchs sides tho

you take that back, this is the establishment that brought us the incredible red beans and rice and mac n cheese

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Can't remember ever having a dry Popeye's biscuit. Plenty of overly-powdery KFC ones, though.

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Eyeratosthenes posted...

I wanna try red lobster biscuits. Are they really as good as everyone nutting over them makes em out to be?

Yeah. They are.

Edit: The store packaged mix is about 80% as good, which is still.damn good.

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damn alright i'll have to pick up a box

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the jalapeno poppers and okra from churchs are may fav popeyes sides are meh

Eyeratosthenes posted...

damn alright i'll have to pick up a box

Use real butter and whole milk.

Dont skimp with skim and butter substitutes.

*as an aside all the KFC biscuits I have had are better than Popeyes as well, much more fluffy and moist.

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Eyeratosthenes posted...

yaaa but whenever you buy that restaurant shit from the grocery store it's never the same as the real deal. i don't trust it

I'm telling ya from personal experience it's pretty much the same. I guarantee they use the same mix. That being said if you have Uber Eats or Grubhub you can just order it from there! 12 of them is roughly $5.50 and half a dozen is $2.50, they are really cheap.

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best fast food biscuits are bojangles when they get the right, which is maybe 50% of the time

worst is mcdonalds

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ultimate reaver posted...

worst is mcdonalds

easily, should go without saying

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Thought this would be a thread about Popeye the Sailor's unfuckable asshole.

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Burger King has worse biscuits than McDees

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Kfc >

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anyone who goes out of their way to eat a Burger King biscuit is far braver than I

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Red Lobster has the best biscuits tbqhwyf

https://youtu.be/g9VPq_i5g0E
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Eyeratosthenes posted...

yaaa but whenever you buy that restaurant shit from the grocery store it's never the same as the real deal. i don't trust it

As someone who's had both the restaurant and store bought mix Red Lobster biscuits, they're almost indistinguishable.

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Esrac posted...

It's unfortunate that Church's has the best biscuits, because Popeye's has the best chicken and sides.

Popeye's biscuits are a solid second though.

truth all around.

Biscuits:
Church's
Popeye
KFC

Chicken:
Popeyes (spicy)
Church's (spicy)
KFC (original)

If you don't do spicy (lol at you) I could see KFC being top.

Mashed potato and gravy: (most important side)
Popeyes
Church's
KFC

Mac and cheese: (2nd most important side)
Church's (basically guaranteed to get some of that sweet top/edge on each serving)
Popeyes
KFC

Beans and Rice:
Popeyes only

Greenbeans:
Popeyes = Churchs
KFC

Corn on the cob:
Popeyes = Church's
KFC sweet corn off the cob

Fries:
This used to be where KFC (potato wedges) dominated... now
Popeyes
KFC
Church's (seriously, crinkle cut?)

Wildcard:
Church's - Fried okra and jalepeno poppers
Popeye's - Cajun rice. It's good, just why bother when they have rice and beans?
KFC - Baked beans. These are even being phased out in many stores.


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^ great analysis above, I will say that i personally think kfc is pretty dog shit all around though

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Are they dry? I thought the joke was they get hard as a rock the next day. Though I only ever really eat the biscuits, well anything from Popeyes by dipping in the mashed potatoes.

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idk, I rarely leave this kinda food sitting out for more than a half hour, but I can see when you order for the family the biscuits would lose their softness when theyre leftovers

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The best are the Texas Roadhouse rolls with that cinnamon butter

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