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lww99
03/26/21 8:06:53 AM
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littlebro07
03/26/21 8:22:05 AM
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Kami_no_Kami
03/26/21 8:24:32 AM
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lww99
03/26/21 8:25:45 AM
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littlebro07 posted...

I feel like this pic does the best job of putting everything to scale/good idea of perspective.

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St0rmFury
03/26/21 8:28:48 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
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Woah
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littlebro07
03/26/21 8:42:19 AM
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lww99
03/26/21 8:43:25 AM
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MachineJaipur
03/26/21 8:43:35 AM
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lww99
03/26/21 8:45:06 AM
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found two articles from today that said it could still take days or weeks to get loose

dayummmn

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Garioshi
03/26/21 8:45:25 AM
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MachineJaipur
03/26/21 8:46:36 AM
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lww99 posted...
found two articles from today that said it could still take days or weeks to get loose

dayummmn
I haven't paid too much attention to it but why can't they just pivot it with other boats? Or is there just too much chance of major damage from that?
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St0rmFury
03/26/21 8:46:56 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
lww99 posted...
found two articles from today that said it could still take days or weeks to get loose

dayummmn
I haven't paid too much attention to it but why can't they just pivot it with other boats? Or is there just too much chance of major damage from that?

It's a yuge ship.
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littlebro07
03/26/21 8:47:20 AM
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How the fuck does so much of the worlds economy depend on a narrow as fuck canal

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MachineJaipur
03/26/21 8:49:08 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
It's a yuge ship.
Obviously but shouldn't there be other yuge ships that can help dislodge?
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lww99
03/26/21 8:55:28 AM
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Its stuck on the land, underwater.

depending on how much its penetrated Mother Earth, you could end up damaging the ship or making it worse idk

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ThePieReborn
03/26/21 8:57:03 AM
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We should take the huge boat

and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

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Apodyopsist
03/26/21 8:59:17 AM
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lww99 posted...
found two articles from today that said it could still take days or weeks to get loose

dayummmn
I saw an article saying Monday was their best bet to move it because it's a high tide surge or something like that, so they'd have an extra 18" or so of water. I also saw another article that lots of ships are just going around the horn of Africa now since the delay has been going on so long.

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DarkFists
03/26/21 9:00:37 AM
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ThePieReborn posted...
We should take the huge boat

and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

The entire population of Africa pushing on it might actually get it to move, good thinking!

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lww99
03/26/21 9:07:20 AM
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we should get some Amish dudes out there.

they build barns in a day and then pick them up by hand to move them.

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UnholyMudcrab
03/26/21 9:20:47 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
How the fuck does so much of the worlds economy depend on a narrow as fuck canal

Because the alternative is taking a week to sail the long way around Africa
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masterpug53
03/26/21 10:30:19 AM
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HagenEx
03/26/21 10:32:55 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Because the alternative is taking a week to sail the long way around Africa

2 weeks I read somewhere. Which is what it could take for them to move the Evergiven anyway, but I guess they're taking into account fuel and operative costs and shit.

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Shotgunnova
03/26/21 10:52:17 AM
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Parappa09
03/26/21 10:55:38 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
that is awesome

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BeyondWalls
03/26/21 11:01:38 AM
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Need a picture of the Captain on deck, shrugging his arms, saying, Its my first day.

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divot1338
03/26/21 11:03:39 AM
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I for one find nothing funny about someone wedging their ship sideways in a canal.

Or the fact that this happened under the watchful eye and steady hands of an Asian driver.

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Rapid99
03/26/21 11:08:31 AM
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Garioshi posted...

https://twitter.com/forestofmyth/status/1375178837995225094?s=19

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g980
03/26/21 11:09:23 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...



amazing
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ThePieReborn
03/26/21 11:10:17 AM
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Rapid99 posted...
https://twitter.com/forestofmyth/status/1375178837995225094?s=19
Can we get this? I'd be all about this.

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MachineJaipur
03/26/21 11:19:09 AM
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NightRender
03/26/21 11:23:26 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...

Just use strength. Maybe there's a New under there.

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MachineJaipur
03/26/21 11:27:07 AM
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NightRender posted...
Just use strength. Maybe there's a New under there.
New what now
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NightRender
03/26/21 11:31:17 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
New what now

... Ducking autocorrect

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MachineJaipur
03/26/21 11:50:04 AM
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NightRender posted...
... Ducking autocorrect

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MachineJaipur
03/27/21 2:39:48 AM
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Doe
03/27/21 2:42:39 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
Is this saying that he's gonna reverse time to fix it?

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Smackems
03/27/21 2:43:50 AM
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These memes fucking suck

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littlebro07
03/27/21 2:44:54 AM
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Smackems posted...
These memes fucking suck

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeUxb2YQ/

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Smackems
03/27/21 3:26:19 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeUxb2YQ/
That one's a little better

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Naysaspace
03/27/21 3:28:56 AM
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It's a shame Lester B Pearson is passed away.

(only Canadians will get this joke)

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UnholyMudcrab
03/27/21 3:34:53 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
It's a shame Lester B Pearson is passed away.

(only Canadians will get this joke)
Reports are coming in that Israel has invaded the ship, with British and French backing.

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BlockAddition
03/27/21 3:36:55 AM
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Build a wall on either side of the canal
Fill your new bathtub it with water
Boat lifts up
Boat unstuck
World trade resumes

Why has literally nobody literally thought of this yet

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Doe
03/27/21 3:39:12 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
its a scene from the Whedon Cut of Justife League where Flash expends great effort to move a truck with a family in it out of danger, and then looks up and sees Superman moving an entire building out of danger
that's lame. Flash is so cool in the snyder cut

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Medussa
03/27/21 3:40:34 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
Build a wall on either side of the canal
Fill your new bathtub it with water
Boat lifts up
Boat unstuck
World trade resumes

Why has literally nobody literally thought of this yet

It's easier to dig a hole than build a... wall

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MachineJaipur
03/27/21 7:55:31 AM
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Medussa posted...
It's easier to dig a hole than build a... wall
Then why didn't America just dig a hole between it and Mexico and place dangerous objects at the bottom instead of wasting 4 years arguing about a wall?
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ModLogic
03/27/21 8:36:21 AM
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should have dug the canal just a little bit wider

the longest container ship should at least be able to 360 on the spot without being stuck

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The_Creep_2020
03/27/21 8:38:05 AM
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ModLogic posted...
should have dug the canal just a little bit wider

the longest container ship should at least be able to 360 on the spot without being stuck

Its almost as if its an old canal

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/27/21 8:52:50 AM
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the new Godzilla and Kong movie looking lit!!


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