Current Events > I have a massive craving for salami

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The_Creep_2020
03/27/21 10:05:44 AM
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Danish, Hungarian, extra hot. I dont care.

I just want to be able to nom on that greasy meaty goodness.

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Irony
03/27/21 10:06:49 AM
#2:


Call me

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The_Creep_2020
03/27/21 10:07:45 AM
#3:


Irony posted...
Call me
I have a strong need for smallgoods, but not that small ;)

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Irony
03/27/21 10:08:53 AM
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Sick burn bro

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treewojima
03/27/21 10:09:01 AM
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Good call. The bigger the salami, the bigger your newborn's dong will be
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The_Creep_2020
03/27/21 10:09:16 AM
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Im sorry, I didnt mean it. Please dont leave me.

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Irony
03/27/21 10:09:53 AM
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Sorry I have assorted meats to sell from my trench coat pockets

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The_Creep_2020
03/27/21 10:09:55 AM
#8:


Why does everyone always leave me?

I just want some fuckin salami!

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ThyCorndog
03/27/21 10:10:45 AM
#9:


I haven't had salami in like over 5 years. maybe one of you took it

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The_Creep_2020
03/27/21 10:10:57 AM
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Ok. Ill take a chunk of prosciutto and the biggest salami you have.

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eston
03/27/21 10:12:23 AM
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The_Creep_2020
03/27/21 10:13:51 AM
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eston posted...
TC means penis right

Nopes.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Sometimes a man just wants some fuckin salami!

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