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Eyeratosthenes 03/28/21 10:58:06 PM #1:	Fraid ol' Zeke here he rides up with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons you know --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952226224] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Fraid ol' Zeke here he rides up with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons you know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/29/21 3:26:59 PM #2:	she'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952247973] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>she'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 03/29/21 3:27:31 PM #3:	Yep, gettin drunk at the ol' flower shop. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:952247995] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Yep, gettin drunk at the ol' flower shop. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/29/21 8:31:13 PM #4:	Get out of here, you lousy season --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952258301] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Get out of here, you lousy season </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsukasa1891 03/29/21 8:43:32 PM #5:	I saw Belle Delphine at a pornography store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of lube in her hands without paying. The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Miss, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly. <cite>Tsukasa1891 posted [p:952258725] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>I saw Belle Delphine at a pornography store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of lube in her hands without paying. The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Miss, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/29/21 8:44:37 PM #6:	Finally I'll know that my middle name stands for....Jay! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:952258769] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Finally I'll know that my middle name stands for....Jay! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/29/21 8:45:06 PM #7:	Tsukasa1891 posted... You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952258788] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Tsukasa1891 posted... </cite> <quote> </quote> You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stalolin 03/29/21 8:45:27 PM #8:	Put it in H! --- "Don't worry about the rain. Walk between the raindrops." <cite>Stalolin posted [p:952258809] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Put it in H! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/29/21 10:53:56 PM #9:	excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and I think I know how a proton accelerator works --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952263086] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and I think I know how a proton accelerator works </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 03/29/21 10:57:43 PM #10:	Eyeratosthenes posted... excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and I think I know how a proton accelerator works I singlehandedly designed the LHC --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:952263207] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Eyeratosthenes posted... </cite> <quote>excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and I think I know how a proton accelerator works</quote> I singlehandedly designed the LHC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 12:24:54 AM #11:	why does the simpsons reference dragnet so often --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952265704] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>why does the simpsons reference dragnet so often </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/30/21 12:28:54 AM #12:	Okay Marge, if anyone asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:952265795] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Okay Marge, if anyone asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cymbaline 03/30/21 12:33:24 AM #13:	Sneed --- Please wake me. <cite>cymbaline posted [p:952265879] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Sneed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 7:32:30 PM #14:	Freshen yer drink, guvnah? --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952294454] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Freshen yer drink, guvnah? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 03/30/21 7:33:39 PM #15:	--- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:952294488] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 7:36:05 PM #16:	gunplagirl posted... --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952294578] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 03/30/21 7:45:47 PM #17:	Eyeratosthenes posted... One Homer one jar --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:952294944] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Eyeratosthenes posted... </cite> <quote></quote>One Homer one jar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 7:47:57 PM #18:	Oh believe you me, the reference was not lost on me. I chose to handle it in the classiest way possible: by delicately ignoring the implication aside from focusing on Marge's thousand yard stare god. --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952295011] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Oh believe you me, the reference was not lost on me. I chose to handle it in the classiest way possible: by delicately ignoring the implication aside from focusing on Marge's thousand yard stare god. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 03/30/21 7:51:11 PM #19:	Tsukasa1891 posted... After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly. You forgot that you changed the candy bars to bottles of lube! --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:952295118] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Tsukasa1891 posted... </cite> <quote>After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.</quote>You forgot that you changed the candy bars to bottles of lube! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 8:47:12 PM #20:	Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of deeaath? --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952296942] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of deeaath? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 03/30/21 8:50:32 PM #21:	Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:952297068] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 8:52:41 PM #22:	008Zulu posted... Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952297150] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite> <quote>Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stalolin 03/31/21 6:38:55 AM #23:	Eyeratosthenes posted... --- "Don't worry about the rain. Walk between the raindrops." <cite>Stalolin posted [p:952308742] in It's a por... [t:79374688]...</cite> <quote>Eyeratosthenes posted... </cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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