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pinky0926 03/29/21 7:20:22 AM #1: |
Based on any criteria you like.
The one that bothers me most is Flash. I can accept his weird physics-breaking ability to move super fast. What doesn't make sense though is how he gets smacked in the face regularly by wild haymakers thrown by regular speed villains. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Frizzurd 03/29/21 8:24:34 AM #2: |
Spder-Man shoots webs directly upwards while web slinging. It would hit the sky, and not buildings.
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AlisLandale 03/29/21 8:26:22 AM #3: |
How is Zatanna not an unstoppable god? Do her powers have any defined limits?
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whitelytning 03/29/21 8:29:55 AM #4: |
Superman. The part that doesnt make sense is how they try to make him interesting by making him weak or struggle to do things. He would never struggle with anything.
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Slayerblade11 03/29/21 9:20:10 AM #5: |
whitelytning posted...
Superman. The part that doesnt make sense is how they try to make him interesting by making him weak or struggle to do things. He would never struggle with anything. An entire planet of beings like Superman would be ridiculous ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nazanir 03/29/21 9:31:32 AM #6: |
Color Kid.
He can change the color of anything, but by doing so, it can also change that item's properties. If he were to change the color of a green lantern's ring to red, the ring's properties would shift with it, from willpower to rage. So if you had a piece of green kryptonite, he could change it to gold and permanently depower Superman. His power is so stupid in that way. Changing color =/= changing it's physical properties. --- XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 03/29/21 9:34:59 AM #7: |
Cyclops:
so he does not have super strength. Or super resilience. Or super anything really. His one power is shooting powerful energy beams out of his eyes. so why arent his eyes permanently damaged? Why can he get a clobbering from people like the hulk or sabertooth and not go straight to the ER? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 03/29/21 9:43:01 AM #8: |
I agree that superspeed in comics is stupid a lot of the the times. They should straight be DBZing fools. Instead they trip on random shit. Like imagine SSJ2 Gohan trips on a rock fighting Cell, and the fight ends after he comically falls into a pile of rocks.
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The_Korey 03/29/21 9:47:50 AM #9: |
Domino luck powers. I'm with Deadpool, that's just shitty writing.
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Tyranthraxus 03/29/21 9:50:08 AM #10: |
Slayerblade11 posted...
An entire planet of beings like Superman would be ridiculous The sun weakness thing is a retcon to explain why an exploding planet actually hurt anyone. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 03/30/21 2:40:46 PM #11: |
Frizzurd posted...
Spder-Man shoots webs directly upwards while web slinging. It would hit the sky, and not buildings.spiderman wouldn't work outside a major high rise city --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 03/30/21 2:42:33 PM #12: |
I always thought Ant-Man's mechanics were weird. Like he is tiny but retains his normal size physical strength but is also lighter? And then when he grows giant he gets stronger? Idk it's weird
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SpaceBear_ 03/30/21 2:44:58 PM #13: |
Invisibility is completely useless unless you're gonna walk around naked and freezing your ass off.
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Simon_Gruber 03/30/21 2:45:57 PM #14: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
I always thought Ant-Man's mechanics were weird. Like he is tiny but retains his normal size physical strength but is also lighter? And then when he grows giant he gets stronger? Idk it's weird Pym Particles are basically magic, they do whatever the writer needs them to do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwayM 03/30/21 2:47:13 PM #15: |
Dr Strange should be able to solo everything in the universe. He can just reset time until he wins.
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JE19426 03/30/21 2:47:17 PM #16: |
Frizzurd posted...
Spder-Man shoots webs directly upwards while web slinging. It would hit the sky, and not buildings. Most Spider-Man comics I've seen has him shooting webs at angles. SwayM posted... Dr Strange should be able to solo everything in the universe. He can just reset time until he wins. Yeah, he used to be OP as fuck in the old days, going toe to toe with god level people. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommonGrackle 03/30/21 2:48:19 PM #17: |
Captain Marvel there I said it
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cjsdowg 03/30/21 2:49:50 PM #18: |
I know there are others. But since the TC said Flash that one is still in my head. Flash should be so overpowered he should never be able to stopped, by non speedters.
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NightRender 03/30/21 2:53:35 PM #19: |
The Whizzer was dying after being bitten by a cobra. Naturally, he was injected with mongoose blood, since they are natural enemies. Not only did this cure him, it gave him super speed.
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LordFarquad1312 03/30/21 2:56:20 PM #20: |
Clark Kent
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RetsuZaiZen 03/30/21 3:01:23 PM #21: |
One Punch Man
How does he have any foes or threats? How can anyone oppose him if he just wins all his fights with one punch? He went from normal to invincibly (not a real word) strong in a year or so by doing some pretty basic shit that high schoolers can do in PE but nobody else in the world can do that training either? --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 03/30/21 3:02:47 PM #22: |
Black Condor was raised by birds and they taught him how to fly. He then travelled to America where he stole the identity (and love interest) of a politician.
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MabusIncarnate 03/30/21 3:08:48 PM #23: |
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Clark KentYeah this is beyond ridiculous. Let me put on glasses and virtually no one recognizes me now. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slmcknett 03/30/21 3:16:55 PM #24: |
Wolverine.
His claws shouldn't fit into his wrists, they should tear out through the back of his hand if he tried to cut stuff with them, and he definitely shouldn't be able to regenerate the adamantium that coats them. --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DravenRainrix 03/30/21 3:19:35 PM #25: |
Frizzurd posted...
Spder-Man shoots webs directly upwards while web slinging. It would hit the sky, and not buildings. The fact a teenage kid invented the web slingers and never ending web substance is the most baffling thing in Spiderman to me. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 03/30/21 3:20:12 PM #26: |
RetsuZaiZen posted...
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JE19426 03/30/21 3:23:38 PM #27: |
slmcknett posted...
His claws shouldn't fit into his wrists, they should tear out through the back of his hand if he tried to cut stuff with them, and he definitely shouldn't be able to regenerate the adamantium that coats them. He can't regenerate the adamantium that coats his skin. The beauty of adamantium is that it's indestructible, and therefore he never needs to regenerate it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redlem 03/30/21 3:23:54 PM #28: |
Never understood why someone like Mandarin didn't hire Magneto to take out Ironman.
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JE19426 03/30/21 3:28:26 PM #29: |
redlem posted...
Never understood why someone like Mandarin didn't hire Magneto to take out Ironman. I doubt Magneto would accept. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 03/30/21 3:39:02 PM #30: |
JE19426 posted...
He can't regenerate the adamantium that coats his skin. The beauty of adamantium is that it's indestructible, and therefore he never needs to regenerate it.so how does the claws pop out? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 03/30/21 3:39:55 PM #31: |
ModLogic posted...
so how does the claws pop out? Lol, I meant that coats his bones, not skin. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightRender 03/30/21 3:44:05 PM #32: |
Wolverine's claws are stored in his forearms, not his hand. Presumably he is only able to take them out when his wrist isn't bent, but I'm sure artists have flubbed that a few times in the past half century.
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slmcknett 03/30/21 3:47:46 PM #33: |
JE19426 posted...
He can't regenerate the adamantium that coats his skin. The beauty of adamantium is that it's indestructible, and therefore he never needs to regenerate it.Apparently, he has Adamantium Beta, and it can also heal along with his natural body parts. It just takes longer, or something. Something about Magneto tearing his skeleton out, and when he regenerated, the adamantium grew back as well? --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 03/30/21 3:49:16 PM #34: |
CommonGrackle posted...
Captain Marvel there I said itwtf? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 03/30/21 3:53:17 PM #35: |
slmcknett posted...
Apparently, he has Adamantium Beta, and it can also heal along with his natural body parts. It just takes longer, or something. Something about Magneto tearing his skeleton out, and when he regenerated, the adamantium grew back as well? Apocalypse put the Adamantium back in his bones, it didn't grow back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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project_night 03/30/21 3:59:14 PM #36: |
A lot of them don't make sense, you have to suspend disbelief for most comics and just go with it. Even comic Batman is nearly as unrealistic as Superman to me since we know what humans are actually capable of, and he is too ridiculously good at too many things to be possible.
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RetsuZaiZen 03/30/21 4:00:16 PM #37: |
Turbam posted...
That's the point. OPM is satire @Turbam So satire doesn't have to make any sense at all? --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/30/21 4:04:58 PM #38: |
redlem posted...
Never understood why someone like Mandarin didn't hire Magneto to take out Ironman.Ironman has fought him before. He's got nonferrous suits expressly for that reason. RetsuZaiZen posted... @Turbam...yes? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 03/30/21 4:17:20 PM #40: |
RetsuZaiZen posted...
Turbam You're asking why a comedy that makes fun of anime/manga tropes doesn't have serious plot/conflict? --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slmcknett 03/30/21 6:28:33 PM #41: |
JE19426 posted...
Apocalypse put the Adamantium back in his bones, it didn't grow back.I have the event wrong then, but the Adamantium Beta thing is still real according to the wiki. --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetsuZaiZen 03/30/21 6:33:31 PM #42: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
You're asking why a comedy that makes fun of anime/manga tropes doesn't have serious plot/conflict? Yes. That is what I'm asking. Sounds like it doesn't really have a point. Cabin in the woods was satire done correctly. One Punch Man is not. You all sound nuts thinking that satire doesn't have to be good or make sense. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 03/30/21 6:42:41 PM #43: |
Thor.
Yeah, not only is the Norse pantheon real, they're akshually space aliens with super technology. This bothers me to the point where I can't enjoy any scene with Thor in it. It's just too dumb. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 03/30/21 7:01:26 PM #44: |
RetsuZaiZen posted...
Yes. That is what I'm asking. Sounds like it doesn't really have a point. I mean you're the one establishing your own rules for what is and isn't satire, that's way more crazy imo --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetsuZaiZen 03/30/21 7:06:57 PM #45: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
I mean you're the one establishing your own rules for what is and isn't satire, that's way more crazy imo Not sure what you're even trying to say here but my beef is the lack of a point in the character, less the satire of the manga. Just saying he sucks as a character as would any character that exists solely as a gimmick without a foil or weakness. Deadpool is gimmicky and satirical and yet he doesn't suck. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 03/30/21 7:13:25 PM #46: |
RetsuZaiZen posted...
Not sure what you're even trying to say here but my beef is the lack of a point in the character, less the satire of the manga. So a satirical character can only be good if they aren't overpowered? I just don't get your point here. Have you read/watched any OPM content? I assume no since you referred to the character as One Punch Man (which isn't his name, just the title of the work) instead of his actual name. --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetsuZaiZen 03/30/21 7:25:16 PM #47: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
So a satirical character can only be good if they aren't overpowered? I just don't get your point here. Have you read/watched any OPM content? I assume no since you referred to the character as One Punch Man (which isn't his name, just the title of the work) instead of his actual name. Yes I've read some OPM, hence why I answered the question in the topic title with my answer. Once again, a character is only good if they have a foil or some form of opposition. I don't care if Saitama was as powerful as God. Just make him vulnerable. That's my point. The end. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 03/30/21 7:26:54 PM #48: |
He does have opposition and foils tho, they're just not in the form of bad guys that can fight him
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JE19426 03/31/21 7:53:51 AM #49: |
slmcknett posted...
I have the event wrong then, but the Adamantium Beta thing is still real according to the wiki. Yeah, but it doesn't regenerate. It's just the variation of Adamantium they used to bond with his bones, it's still indestructible, and therefore doesn't need to regenerate. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadlyNinjaBees 03/31/21 7:57:31 AM #50: |
Batman. Just use your money for better infrastructure, Bruce! Ffs, mate!
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pegusus123456 03/31/21 8:01:23 AM #51: |
DravenRainrix posted...
The fact a teenage kid invented the web slingers and never ending web substance is the most baffling thing in Spiderman to me.I think some comics explain that the spider bite gave him a kind of instinctual idea on how to create web fluid. It's not never-ending though. He has to refill it. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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