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SSJ5_Goku
03/29/21 4:46:32 PM
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He looks pretty normal and you start to get relieved that he's a nice person. Then he starts talking. He says "dis and dat" and every time you finish a sentence he replies "true dat, playa". Lastly before you leave, he asks your daughter to start calling him "ugly".

What do you do?

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unknownhombre
03/29/21 4:47:19 PM
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Ask him if he ever visits Gamefaqs.com.

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BloodMoon7
03/29/21 4:47:35 PM
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I fuck dat guy with extreme justice playa

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SSJ5_Goku
03/29/21 4:48:34 PM
#4:


unknownhombre posted...
Ask him if he ever visits Gamefaqs.com.

He chuckles nervously "T-t-true dat... playa?"

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fuming
03/29/21 4:49:39 PM
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Accuse vegy of being a pedo because I'm not old enough to have a hot daughter who is an adult
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skermac
03/29/21 4:50:25 PM
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I ask him if he will let me drive his Ferrari den I drive da hell out it

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SSJ5_Goku
03/30/21 10:18:29 AM
#7:


@Vegy why do they think Im talking aboutnyou??

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Turbam
03/30/21 10:19:32 AM
#8:


Ask him if he's got enough dick meat to satisfy my hot daughter.

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monkmith
03/30/21 10:30:07 AM
#9:


look him dead in the eye and say 'she is not ready'.

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VipaGTS
03/30/21 10:30:59 AM
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impossible. no girl would ever take Vegy home.

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Choco
03/30/21 10:31:52 AM
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SauI_Goodman
03/30/21 10:33:16 AM
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Why would i ever think my daughter is hot

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AirFresh
03/30/21 10:33:59 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Why would i ever think my daughter is hot
Because you're a good dad who likes to boost her self-esteem.

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Musourenka
03/30/21 10:34:24 AM
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Why would we refer to our daughters as hot, even theoretically?

TC has some explaining to do.

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Vegy
03/30/21 11:33:41 PM
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SSJ5_Goku
03/31/21 10:34:13 AM
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Vegy posted...
Iunno dat doesn't sound anything like me tbh

True dat, playa

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