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UnfairRepresent
03/30/21 1:45:56 AM
#1:


Would you do it?




You're on the left.

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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 1:47:00 AM
#2:


What do I look like, Mario "Jumpman" Mario to you?

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Riev
03/30/21 1:54:08 AM
#3:


No. The gap isn't too big but it's too narrow and possible to fall off on the other side.
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Wii_Shaker
03/30/21 1:55:05 AM
#4:


I could do it easily. On a skateboard. Switch.

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radical rhino
03/30/21 1:56:24 AM
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Jesus Christ thats not even close to worth the risk. Even if youre an athletic, coordinated jumper, you could tear a knee ligament, break your ankle, the surface could be slippery, etc.

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Dark_SilverX
03/30/21 2:04:04 AM
#6:


worth it

hope a trampoline behind him :D

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Gruntling
03/30/21 2:36:36 AM
#7:


Never.

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BloodMoon7
03/30/21 2:37:58 AM
#8:


I can't jump that far.

Let's do this thing fuck yeah!! Free moneys!

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PMarth2002
03/30/21 2:39:58 AM
#9:


You couldn't even get me to sit on the edge of a building that high like that.

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toadfan64
03/30/21 2:49:24 AM
#10:


I'm getting anxiety just thinking about it, fuck no.

Wouldn't do that for any amount of money.

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JimmyFraska
03/30/21 2:54:04 AM
#11:


bro 3800 seriously
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Nukazie
03/30/21 3:04:09 AM
#12:


BloodMoon7 posted...
I can't jump that far.

Let's do this thing fuck yeah!! Free moneys!


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