Current Events > After a deuce, do you stand up or stay seated to wipe?

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Pome 03/30/21 1:31:27 PM #51:	lemondrop7 posted... mine does How do Australians clean their balls when their water level is so low <cite>Pome posted [p:952282084] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>lemondrop7 posted... </cite> <quote>mine does</quote>How do Australians clean their balls when their water level is so low </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RaulJenkins 03/30/21 1:32:08 PM #52:	Now these are the topics I come to CE for That picture of the American vs Australian toilet was actually quite interesting. GameFAQs can be educational (a lot of other informative posts ITT as well, no sarcasm) --- Raul <cite>RaulJenkins posted [p:952282107] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Now these are the topics I come to CE for That picture of the American vs Australian toilet was actually quite interesting. GameFAQs can be educational (a lot of other informative posts ITT as well, no sarcasm) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:32:24 PM #53:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Tries and peter griffin falls off toilet impossible <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952282114] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Tries and peter griffin falls off toilet</quote>impossible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronChef_Kirby 03/30/21 1:32:40 PM #54:	ohiostate124 posted... Never seen an American toilet with water that high If your balls dont get soaked, youre not American --- "Spaghetti or not, here I come." <cite>IronChef_Kirby posted [p:952282124] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>Never seen an American toilet with water that high</quote>If your balls dont get soaked, youre not American </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 03/30/21 1:33:16 PM #55:	why do sit wipers always troll --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:952282149] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>why do sit wipers always troll </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:33:55 PM #56:	Choco posted... why do sit wipers always troll If anyone is trolling, its the standing people. <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952282171] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>why do sit wipers always troll</quote>If anyone is trolling, its the standing people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RenescoStCewl 03/30/21 1:35:46 PM #57:	Taharqa_ posted... But you also risk wiping poop all over your balls I stand up a bit while my legs are still open (pause ) and then wipe. The only way you risk getting shit on your balls is if you wipe towards them. No one with half a brain would wipe shit towards their balls. --- sTrOM ThuRmONd!!! <cite>RenescoStCewl posted [p:952282238] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Taharqa_ posted... </cite> <quote>But you also risk wiping poop all over your balls I stand up a bit while my legs are still open (pause ) and then wipe.</quote>The only way you risk getting shit on your balls is if you wipe towards them. No one with half a brain would wipe shit towards their balls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:37:06 PM #58:	RenescoStCewl posted... The only way you risk getting shit on your balls is if you wipe towards them. No one with half a brain would wipe shit towards their balls. So you wipe up your back? <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952282289] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>RenescoStCewl posted... </cite> <quote>The only way you risk getting shit on your balls is if you wipe towards them. No one with half a brain would wipe shit towards their balls.</quote>So you wipe up your back? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pome 03/30/21 1:37:47 PM #59:	ohiostate124 posted... If anyone is trolling, its the standing people. Standing people don't exist. They're just sitting people who are trolling other sitters or squatters <cite>Pome posted [p:952282312] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>If anyone is trolling, its the standing people.</quote>Standing people don't exist. They're just sitting people who are trolling other sitters or squatters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 03/30/21 1:38:59 PM #60:	lemondrop7 posted... mine does Then it's not working correctly and you should call a plumber. Toilet bows are designed to hold two toilet tanks of water to avoid overflow if the bowl is clogged. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:952282362] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>lemondrop7 posted... </cite> <quote>mine does</quote> Then it's not working correctly and you should call a plumber. Toilet bows are designed to hold two toilet tanks of water to avoid overflow if the bowl is clogged. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RenescoStCewl 03/30/21 1:51:54 PM #61:	ohiostate124 posted... So you wipe up your back? Up my back lol. How far are you wiping? --- sTrOM ThuRmONd!!! <cite>RenescoStCewl posted [p:952282831] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>So you wipe up your back?</quote>Up my back lol. How far are you wiping? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:53:56 PM #62:	RenescoStCewl posted... Up my back lol. How far are you wiping? Exactly. How far are you wiping if you were to wipe your balls? <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952282910] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>RenescoStCewl posted... </cite> <quote>Up my back lol. How far are you wiping?</quote>Exactly. How far are you wiping if you were to wipe your balls? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RenescoStCewl 03/30/21 1:56:51 PM #63:	ohiostate124 posted... Exactly. How far are you wiping if you were to wipe your balls? I don't know, ask the guy who said sitting risks you wiping your balls. --- sTrOM ThuRmONd!!! <cite>RenescoStCewl posted [p:952283003] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>Exactly. How far are you wiping if you were to wipe your balls?</quote>I don't know, ask the guy who said sitting risks you wiping your balls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EricDraven59 03/30/21 2:02:29 PM #64:	I just take a shower after i take a dump. Even if you used a bunch of toilet paper you are never fully clean. I like staying fresh. Its why one of my roll of toilet paper lasts a few weeks <cite>EricDraven59 posted [p:952283181] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>I just take a shower after i take a dump. Even if you used a bunch of toilet paper you are never fully clean. I like staying fresh. Its why one of my roll of toilet paper lasts a few weeks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 03/30/21 2:04:08 PM #65:	ah...this topic again. I feel like all the sitter wipers are the reasons the toilet seats are always wobbly at work and other places. Lean forward, not to the side, to wipe or you gonna break that toilet seat. Also, people are not standing stiff as a board to wipe. when i was a stannder wiper, you get up ina squat and lean forward. that opens up the glory hole to wipesville. and teh guy saying you wipe tp particles if you stand up to wipe, hate to break it to ya, but youse buying teh shitty tp. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:952283235] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ah...this topic again. I feel like all the sitter wipers are the reasons the toilet seats are always wobbly at work and other places. Lean forward, not to the side, to wipe or you gonna break that toilet seat. Also, people are not standing stiff as a board to wipe. when i was a stannder wiper, you get up ina squat and lean forward. that opens up the glory hole to wipesville. and teh guy saying you wipe tp particles if you stand up to wipe, hate to break it to ya, but youse buying teh shitty tp. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/30/21 2:05:11 PM #66:	ohiostate124 posted... impossible I'm joking. Im skinny and barely have to lean to get a hand under me. Never stand. Always sit. Always strong. Always winning. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:952283282] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>impossible</quote> I'm joking. Im skinny and barely have to lean to get a hand under me. Never stand. Always sit. Always strong. Always winning. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 03/30/21 2:10:56 PM #67:	i don't wipe --- Clap for that, you stupid bastards. <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:952283459] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>i don't wipe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 03/30/21 2:12:58 PM #68:	Idk how you wipe sitting down --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:952283537] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Idk how you wipe sitting down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 03/30/21 2:20:03 PM #69:	CanuckCowboy posted... By not having a gigantic ass. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:952283766] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>By not having a gigantic ass.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 03/30/21 3:51:21 PM #70:	This is exactly what I was hoping for when I posted this. People going "WTF" to the other side. --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:952286830] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>This is exactly what I was hoping for when I posted this. People going "WTF" to the other side. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 03/30/21 3:51:53 PM #71:	EricDraven59 posted... I just take a shower after i take a dump. Even if you used a bunch of toilet paper you are never fully clean. I like staying fresh. Its why one of my roll of toilet paper lasts a few weeks My dad was this way and I think it passed on to me. I do NOT feel clean no matter how much I wipe. I have to take a shower to feel clean again. --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:952286847] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>EricDraven59 posted... </cite> <quote>I just take a shower after i take a dump. Even if you used a bunch of toilet paper you are never fully clean. I like staying fresh. Its why one of my roll of toilet paper lasts a few weeks</quote> My dad was this way and I think it passed on to me. I do NOT feel clean no matter how much I wipe. I have to take a shower to feel clean again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kesaru 03/30/21 4:00:18 PM #72:	You can't even wipe properly if you're standing <cite>Kesaru posted [p:952287139] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>You can't even wipe properly if you're standing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fossil 03/30/21 4:06:32 PM #73:	radical rhino posted... If you stand up you smear poop all over your inner butt cheeks. Sure if you're a lard ass maybe. <cite>Fossil posted [p:952287360] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>radical rhino posted... </cite> <quote>If you stand up you smear poop all over your inner butt cheeks.</quote>Sure if you're a lard ass maybe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 03/30/21 4:06:42 PM #74:	I'm still convinced that wiping while sitting is some sort of CE meme like anal bleaching --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v https://imgur.com/N43HJYv <cite>FL81 posted [p:952287375] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>I'm still convinced that wiping while sitting is some sort of CE meme like anal bleaching </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fossil 03/30/21 4:08:45 PM #75:	Kesaru posted... You can't even wipe properly if you're standing Please do tell what does "wiping properly" look like? <cite>Fossil posted [p:952287447] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Kesaru posted... </cite> <quote>You can't even wipe properly if you're standing</quote>Please do tell what does "wiping properly" look like? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lemondrop7 03/30/21 4:27:13 PM #76:	Fossil posted... Sure if you're a lard ass maybe. im wondering if the people who cant fathom standing just cant reach their arm around their back to their butts easily and so theyre just wiping in between the legs or shifting their weight to one side so they dont have to move their arm as much --- This signature is used so that my one line posts aren't swept into the wedge of you wall of text wankers <cite>lemondrop7 posted [p:952288051] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Fossil posted... </cite> <quote>Sure if you're a lard ass maybe.</quote> im wondering if the people who cant fathom standing just cant reach their arm around their back to their butts easily and so theyre just wiping in between the legs or shifting their weight to one side so they dont have to move their arm as much </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 03/30/21 4:36:12 PM #77:	I use a bidet but if I'm pooing on a caveman toilet, I stand up but while squatting down so that my booty cheeks are still spread. --- Talking about video games? it's ok to just disagree with each other on the internet. No point getting hostile or snide about it <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:952288321] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>I use a bidet but if I'm pooing on a caveman toilet, I stand up but while squatting down so that my booty cheeks are still spread. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 03/31/21 10:44:20 AM #78:	The tallies are in. 63 percent stay seated and 36 percent stand up. You weirdos. --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:952313387] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>The tallies are in. 63 percent stay seated and 36 percent stand up. You weirdos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 03/31/21 10:48:51 AM #79:	SpaceBear_ posted... Idk how you wipe sitting down anchor your left ass cheek down and lean left just enough to wipe back to front --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:952313502] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>SpaceBear_ posted... </cite> <quote>Idk how you wipe sitting down</quote> anchor your left ass cheek down and lean left just enough to wipe back to front </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 03/31/21 10:52:04 AM #80:	Doing it while sitting just feels inefficient. You put your hand in the toilet seat to wipe, bring it back out to look at the toilet paper, then put it back in to put it in the toilet bowl. Standing, you can do this stuff more seamlessly. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:952313589] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Doing it while sitting just feels inefficient. You put your hand in the toilet seat to wipe, bring it back out to look at the toilet paper, then put it back in to put it in the toilet bowl. Standing, you can do this stuff more seamlessly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 03/31/21 12:04:39 PM #81:	Kisai posted... Doing it while sitting just feels inefficient. You put your hand in the toilet seat to wipe, bring it back out to look at the toilet paper, then put it back in to put it in the toilet bowl. Standing, you can do this stuff more seamlessly. This is logical. I don't want any accidental hand contact with the seat or bowl. --- Clap for that, you stupid bastards. <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:952315840] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Kisai posted... </cite> <quote>Doing it while sitting just feels inefficient. You put your hand in the toilet seat to wipe, bring it back out to look at the toilet paper, then put it back in to put it in the toilet bowl. Standing, you can do this stuff more seamlessly.</quote> This is logical. I don't want any accidental hand contact with the seat or bowl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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