Current Events > After a deuce, do you stand up or stay seated to wipe?

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 03/30/21 12:39:09 PM #1:	Stand or sit to wipe for a numero dos? Stay Seated Stand Stand or sit to wipe for a numero dos? - Results (121 votes) Stay Seated 64.46% (78 votes) 78 Stand 35.54% (43 votes) 43 Well? --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:952280205] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote> Stand or sit to wipe for a numero dos? Stay Seated Stand Vote View Results Stand or sit to wipe for a numero dos? - Results (121 votes) Stay Seated 64.46% (78 votes) 78 Stand 35.54% (43 votes) 43 Show Voting Form Well? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 12:39:37 PM #2:	i feel like my bidet wouldnt work as well if i was standing --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952280218] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>i feel like my bidet wouldnt work as well if i was standing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 03/30/21 12:40:20 PM #3:	lay on ground --- Cancelation makes my nipples hard. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:952280252] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>lay on ground </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 03/30/21 12:40:37 PM #4:	Eyeratosthenes posted... i feel like my bidet wouldnt work as well if i was standing Shoot. I didn't even think of that option. I just remember seeing something on reddit years ago about this and I was surprised that people did the opposite of what I do. --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:952280261] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Eyeratosthenes posted... </cite> <quote>i feel like my bidet wouldnt work as well if i was standing</quote> Shoot. I didn't even think of that option. I just remember seeing something on reddit years ago about this and I was surprised that people did the opposite of what I do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lemondrop7 03/30/21 12:40:39 PM #5:	I stand so that my hand doesnt touch the toilet water. My toilet waters level is right near ass level that if I drop a really big one I even get a droplet of water back up then I have to stand up and clean my butt anyway --- This signature is used so that my one line posts aren't swept into the wedge of you wall of text wankers <cite>lemondrop7 posted [p:952280264] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>I stand so that my hand doesnt touch the toilet water. My toilet waters level is right near ass level that if I drop a really big one I even get a droplet of water back up then I have to stand up and clean my butt anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/30/21 12:44:02 PM #6:	WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... Shoot. I didn't even think of that option. I just remember seeing something on reddit years ago about this and I was surprised that people did the opposite of what I do. lol it's fine i still wipe after (while seated ofc) --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:952280369] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... </cite> <quote>Shoot. I didn't even think of that option. I just remember seeing something on reddit years ago about this and I was surprised that people did the opposite of what I do.</quote>lol it's fine i still wipe after (while seated ofc) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pome 03/30/21 12:45:20 PM #7:	imagine standing and squeezing all that poop residue out like a nutella sandwich <cite>Pome posted [p:952280407] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>imagine standing and squeezing all that poop residue out like a nutella sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/30/21 12:45:32 PM #8:	just, you know, waddle over to the shower. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:952280414] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>just, you know, waddle over to the shower. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 03/30/21 12:46:24 PM #9:	I klap. The pilot needs to know he did a wonderful job and I appreciate arriving safely. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:952280443] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>I klap. The pilot needs to know he did a wonderful job and I appreciate arriving safely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 03/30/21 12:46:24 PM #10:	Questionmarktarius posted... just, you know, waddle over to the shower. If you wait to do the deuce in the shower and shove it down the drain that's called the "waffle stomp" --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:952280444] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>just, you know, waddle over to the shower.</quote> If you wait to do the deuce in the shower and shove it down the drain that's called the "waffle stomp" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 03/30/21 12:48:06 PM #11:	--- https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:952280507] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 03/30/21 12:48:38 PM #12:	Both <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:952280529] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Both </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pome 03/30/21 12:49:16 PM #13:	ModLogic posted... the splashback from the american toilet helps moisten the poo residue so that its easier to wipe <cite>Pome posted [p:952280553] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> <quote></quote>the splashback from the american toilet helps moisten the poo residue so that its easier to wipe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 03/30/21 12:49:23 PM #14:	you stand up a little but still squat...when you stand up completely it closes up. that's not gonna get clean. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:952280563] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>you stand up a little but still squat...when you stand up completely it closes up. that's not gonna get clean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/30/21 12:51:46 PM #15:	ModLogic posted... that's... not how water works. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:952280656] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> that's... not how water works. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 03/30/21 12:58:54 PM #16:	Bidet Hydropump --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:952280895] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Bidet Hydropump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 03/30/21 1:02:50 PM #17:	No one stands, it's just a joke meme like flat earthers. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:952281007] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>No one stands, it's just a joke meme like flat earthers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cavalierking 03/30/21 1:05:47 PM #18:	are you guys who stand like, tall/big or something? - also, when you stand to wipe, unless you're somehow doing it directly over the water, you know that you're dropping small, soiled pieces of tp straight onto the floor, right --- live and let live <cite>cavalierking posted [p:952281116] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>are you guys who stand like, tall/big or something? - also, when you stand to wipe, unless you're somehow doing it directly over the water, you know that you're dropping small, soiled pieces of tp straight onto the floor, right </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 03/30/21 1:06:32 PM #19:	Neither, or else I just fundamentally misunderstand when people mean what they use these words. --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:952281148] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Neither, or else I just fundamentally misunderstand when people mean what they use these words.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 03/30/21 1:07:31 PM #20:	It's kinda between. I don't stand all the way upright, but I do elevate a bit. --- NFLB 2021 Summersim Roster (7-7): https://imgur.com/iSlti18 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:952281189] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>It's kinda between. I don't stand all the way upright, but I do elevate a bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:08:38 PM #21:	ModLogic posted... Never seen an American toilet with water that high <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952281224] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Never seen an American toilet with water that high </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 03/30/21 1:08:53 PM #22:	Straight after I sit down After a few wipes I stand up To get all the angles --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:952281233] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Straight after I sit down After a few wipes I stand up To get all the angles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/30/21 1:09:15 PM #23:	How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..? --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:952281246] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
moh82sy 03/30/21 1:11:08 PM #24:	Van Damme split . --- https://imgur.com/nb9ziHT https://imgur.com/hETEkiY https://imgur.com/PEMycnp https://imgur.com/U3TyKmy <cite>moh82sy posted [p:952281329] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Van Damme split .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 03/30/21 1:11:59 PM #26:	rexcrk posted... How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..? Lean to one side. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:952281364] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..?</quote>Lean to one side. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 03/30/21 1:13:37 PM #27:	There was a time when I stood up, but then something happened that made me realize it was a bad idea. --- Super Mario Maker 2: Cauca Ape JVC-2R6-4QG <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:952281424] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>There was a time when I stood up, but then something happened that made me realize it was a bad idea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpoiltTrouser 03/30/21 1:13:45 PM #28:	what sort of freak stands up --- https://imgur.com/udfhqN6 ayy lmao <cite>SpoiltTrouser posted [p:952281427] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>what sort of freak stands up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/30/21 1:13:56 PM #29:	I see no benefit to having to do that over just standing up. --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:952281435] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>I see no benefit to having to do that over just standing up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 03/30/21 1:15:05 PM #30:	rexcrk posted... How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..? nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:952281482] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..?</quote>nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical rhino 03/30/21 1:15:13 PM #31:	If you stand up you smear poop all over your inner butt cheeks. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical rhino posted [p:952281485] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>If you stand up you smear poop all over your inner butt cheeks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 03/30/21 1:16:32 PM #32:	ModLogic posted... What the shit? UK toilets are like the Australian one. Why is the water so high in the American ones? That's surely got to be a good place to wash your feet? --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:952281530] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> <quote></quote> What the shit? UK toilets are like the Australian one. Why is the water so high in the American ones? That's surely got to be a good place to wash your feet? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:16:46 PM #33:	Choco posted... nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this Lean to the side? <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952281539] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this</quote>Lean to the side? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:17:12 PM #34:	DravenRainrix posted... What the shit? UK toilets are like the Australian one. Why is the water so high in the American ones? That's surely got to be a good place to wash your feet? Its not that high. <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952281560] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>DravenRainrix posted... </cite> <quote>What the shit? UK toilets are like the Australian one. Why is the water so high in the American ones? That's surely got to be a good place to wash your feet?</quote>Its not that high. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Taharqa_ 03/30/21 1:18:47 PM #35:	radical rhino posted... If you stand up you smear poop all over your inner butt cheeks. But you also risk wiping poop all over your balls I stand up a bit while my legs are still open (pause ) and then wipe. --- "We tried to tell y'all." - African-American proverb <cite>Taharqa_ posted [p:952281604] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>radical rhino posted... </cite> <quote>If you stand up you smear poop all over your inner butt cheeks.</quote> But you also risk wiping poop all over your balls I stand up a bit while my legs are still open (pause ) and then wipe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 03/30/21 1:21:03 PM #36:	ohiostate124 posted... Lean to the side? how fucking far am i supposed to lean lmao. 90 degrees? how do i look at the tp after? --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:952281697] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>Lean to the side?</quote>how fucking far am i supposed to lean lmao. 90 degrees? how do i look at the tp after? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical rhino 03/30/21 1:21:56 PM #37:	Choco posted... how fucking far am i supposed to lean lmao. 90 degrees? how do i look at the tp after? You remove the tp from your anus and look at it. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical rhino posted [p:952281728] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>how fucking far am i supposed to lean lmao. 90 degrees? how do i look at the tp after?</quote>You remove the tp from your anus and look at it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 03/30/21 1:23:21 PM #38:	SpoiltTrouser posted... what sort of freak stands up what sort of freak wants to risk brushing their hand against the toilet seat --- NFLB 2021 Summersim Roster (7-7): https://imgur.com/iSlti18 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:952281779] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>SpoiltTrouser posted... </cite> <quote>what sort of freak stands up</quote>what sort of freak wants to risk brushing their hand against the toilet seat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lemondrop7 03/30/21 1:26:21 PM #40:	U guys do realize u can spread one of your buttcheeks when standing to wipe it clean right? And obv you dont stand straight as a ruler you lean forward a little. Yall seriously think we stand stiff as boards and just wipe right in between the cheeks once down or something? diet might also have to do with it. I dont have nasty ass poops where I have particles dripping down to the floor as I stand up. Sounds like a lack of fiber --- This signature is used so that my one line posts aren't swept into the wedge of you wall of text wankers <cite>lemondrop7 posted [p:952281887] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>U guys do realize u can spread one of your buttcheeks when standing to wipe it clean right? And obv you dont stand straight as a ruler you lean forward a little. Yall seriously think we stand stiff as boards and just wipe right in between the cheeks once down or something? diet might also have to do with it. I dont have nasty ass poops where I have particles dripping down to the floor as I stand up. Sounds like a lack of fiber </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/30/21 1:26:24 PM #41:	WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... Shoot. I didn't even think of that option. I just remember seeing something on reddit years ago about this and I was surprised that people did the opposite of what I do. Bathroom habits are weird. You learn from your parents and never talk about what you do in there until you find a comfort zone age and then you realize people are doing things different and it throws you off. You went 20+ years thinking there was only that one way cause you never got any other input. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:952281888] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... </cite> <quote>Shoot. I didn't even think of that option. I just remember seeing something on reddit years ago about this and I was surprised that people did the opposite of what I do.</quote> Bathroom habits are weird. You learn from your parents and never talk about what you do in there until you find a comfort zone age and then you realize people are doing things different and it throws you off. You went 20+ years thinking there was only that one way cause you never got any other input. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 03/30/21 1:26:32 PM #42:	Choco posted... nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this By not having a gigantic ass. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:952281893] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this</quote> By not having a gigantic ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:27:17 PM #43:	Choco posted... how fucking far am i supposed to lean lmao. 90 degrees? how do i look at the tp after? No? Just lean a little bit, wipe, and pull it out to look. Its not that complicated. <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952281915] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>how fucking far am i supposed to lean lmao. 90 degrees? how do i look at the tp after?</quote>No? Just lean a little bit, wipe, and pull it out to look. Its not that complicated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:28:16 PM #44:	lemondrop7 posted... U guys do realize u can spread one of your buttcheeks when standing to wipe it clean right? And obv you dont stand straight as a ruler you lean forward a little. Yall seriously think we stand stiff as boards and just wipe right in between the cheeks once down or something? diet might also have to do with it. I dont have nasty ass poops where I have particles dripping down to the floor as I stand up. Sounds like a lack of fiber Wait, people actually wipe like this? <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952281962] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>lemondrop7 posted... </cite> <quote>U guys do realize u can spread one of your buttcheeks when standing to wipe it clean right? And obv you dont stand straight as a ruler you lean forward a little. Yall seriously think we stand stiff as boards and just wipe right in between the cheeks once down or something? diet might also have to do with it. I dont have nasty ass poops where I have particles dripping down to the floor as I stand up. Sounds like a lack of fiber</quote>Wait, people actually wipe like this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonGrackle 03/30/21 1:28:25 PM #45:	I stand and squat again a little bit ahead of the toilet I have no idea how people can get their hands under and thoroughly wipe while still seated. <cite>CommonGrackle posted [p:952281967] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>I stand and squat again a little bit ahead of the toilet I have no idea how people can get their hands under and thoroughly wipe while still seated.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 03/30/21 1:29:45 PM #46:	TheOtherMike posted... No one stands, it's just a joke meme like flat earthers. this. every time this topic comes up i am utterly baffled at the idea that anyone would STAND THE FUCK UP to wipe their butt. it makes absolutely zero sense rexcrk posted... How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..? lean forward, lift your butt up a teeny bit and reach around back --- Playing: Luigi's Mansion 3; Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order; Hades; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:952282016] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>TheOtherMike posted... </cite> <quote>No one stands, it's just a joke meme like flat earthers.</quote> this. every time this topic comes up i am utterly baffled at the idea that anyone would STAND THE FUCK UP to wipe their butt. it makes absolutely zero sense rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>How do you get your hand in there while youre sitting..?</quote> lean forward, lift your butt up a teeny bit and reach around back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 03/30/21 1:29:55 PM #47:	Choco posted... nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this There have been multiple answers to this itt. DravenRainrix posted... Why is the water so high in the American ones? It's not. Literally no toilet in America has the water level even close to that high. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:952282022] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>nobody will ever give a comprehensible answer to this</quote> There have been multiple answers to this itt. DravenRainrix posted... </cite> <quote>Why is the water so high in the American ones?</quote> It's not. Literally no toilet in America has the water level even close to that high. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 03/30/21 1:29:59 PM #48:	CommonGrackle posted... I stand and squat again a little bit ahead of the toilet I have no idea how people can get their hands under and thoroughly wipe while still seated. Lean to the side? <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:952282025] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>CommonGrackle posted... </cite> <quote>I stand and squat again a little bit ahead of the toilet I have no idea how people can get their hands under and thoroughly wipe while still seated.</quote>Lean to the side? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lemondrop7 03/30/21 1:30:19 PM #49:	TheOtherMike posted... There have been multiple answers to this itt. It's not. Literally no toilet in America has the water level even close to that high. mine does --- This signature is used so that my one line posts aren't swept into the wedge of you wall of text wankers <cite>lemondrop7 posted [p:952282042] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>TheOtherMike posted... </cite> <quote>There have been multiple answers to this itt. It's not. Literally no toilet in America has the water level even close to that high.</quote> mine does </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/30/21 1:30:47 PM #50:	ohiostate124 posted... Lean to the side? Tries and peter griffin falls off toilet --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:952282058] in After a de... [t:79377411]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>Lean to the side?</quote> Tries and peter griffin falls off toilet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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