Current Events > A billion dollars but you have to fight a 1 round MMA fight with Francis Ngannou

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TheHoldSteady
03/30/21 10:36:39 PM
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Would you do it?

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Unsugarized_Foo
03/30/21 10:37:59 PM
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Sure

Feet dont fail me now

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
03/30/21 10:38:04 PM
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I'm willing to let him KO me in 5 seconds for a billion.

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Nukazie
03/30/21 10:38:11 PM
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bribe him with half

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MC_BatCommander
03/30/21 10:38:57 PM
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You didn't say I had to win, deal

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EricDraven59
03/30/21 10:39:29 PM
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Yeah I'd do it. I'm in!! The worst he can do is knock me out, maybe break my jaw or my ribs. The medical bills would be less than 1 million dollars. So id have about 999 million left to spend once i am home from the hospital
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Kanaya413
03/30/21 10:39:49 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I'm willing to let him KO me in 5 seconds for a billion.


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3PiesAndAFork
03/30/21 10:40:40 PM
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Sure. I'll just cower and surrender as soon as it started.

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lemondrop7
03/30/21 10:43:54 PM
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Lol. No. I would die. He almost killed overeem in the cage. A heavyweight with a thick neck. The whiplash from 1 punch would cause me to die from decapitation on the spot like what happened to misawa in Japan.

https://youtu.be/pZ4B4obWExE

look at the toes. He very nearly did die here. Francis will chase you to the ground and smash you btw. He always goes for late hits after the opponent is knocked out

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Cowthief
03/30/21 10:44:48 PM
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Do i have to win?

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TheHoldSteady
03/30/21 10:46:27 PM
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Cowthief posted...
Do i have to win?

No you just have to not die of a brain hemorrhage or broken neck

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DrizztLink
03/30/21 10:47:01 PM
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lemondrop7 posted...
Lol. No. I would die. He almost killed overeem in the cage. A heavyweight with a thick neck. The whiplash from 1 punch would cause me to die from decapitation on the spot like what happened to misawa in Japan.

https://youtu.be/pZ4B4obWExE

look at the toes. He very nearly did die here. Francis will chase you to the ground and smash you btw. He always goes for late hits after the opponent is knocked out
Holy fucking shit.

That broke jaws three counties over.

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Tyranthraxus
03/30/21 10:47:12 PM
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I tap out as soon as the fight starts.

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fhqwhgads
03/30/21 10:47:49 PM
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I'm tapping as soon as he swings

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Taharqa_
03/30/21 10:51:43 PM
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Didn't say anything about how long or winning.

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Turbam
03/30/21 10:53:19 PM
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Do I get more if I knock him out?

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Perascamin
03/30/21 10:55:40 PM
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Idk why you guys are acting like you would die from a hit like that. Overeem didn't even get an injury from that.

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Trumble
03/30/21 10:57:39 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
You didn't say I had to win, deal


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DrizztLink
03/30/21 11:01:06 PM
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Perascamin posted...
Idk why you guys are acting like you would die from a hit like that. Overeem didn't even get an injury from that.
This might surprise you, but Alistair Overeem is somewhat better than me at taking a punch.

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