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Turbam
03/31/21 1:11:21 AM
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Rest in peace, thanks for all the memories

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Duncanwii
03/31/21 1:12:28 AM
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Sephiroth beat them by about 2 months.
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GameGodOfAll
03/31/21 1:12:29 AM
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I can't believe Mario's gonna be fucking dead.

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gunplagirl
03/31/21 1:12:35 AM
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Do you think he regrets commiting all of those atrocities? Crimes against humanity sound fun on paper but carrying them out for a mushroom just kind of feels... Wrong.

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The Popo
03/31/21 1:13:21 AM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
I can't believe Mario's gonna be fucking dead.

Play Mario 2 (Lost Levels). Hes fucking dead a lot in that one.

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YoungMan
03/31/21 1:13:51 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Do you think he regrets commiting all of those atrocities? Crimes against humanity sound fun on paper but carrying them out for a mushroom just kind of feels... Wrong.
Pretty sure mario took his accusers to court and had those rumors publicly dispelled
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Duncanwii
03/31/21 1:14:39 AM
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YoungMan posted...

Pretty sure mario took his accusers to court and had those rumors publicly dispelled

The only time in canon Mario went to court it ended badly for him.
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Turbam
03/31/21 1:17:45 AM
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23 hours until you die!

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ModLogic
03/31/21 1:23:09 AM
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gunplagirl
03/31/21 1:44:57 AM
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YoungMan posted...
Pretty sure mario took his accusers to court and had those rumors publicly dispelled
That was in the stage play SMB3, which isn't real.

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Dark_SilverX
03/31/21 1:48:52 AM
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RIP Mario

you were great

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teep_
03/31/21 1:49:59 AM
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Do you think Nintendo stays in Japan in fear of what they've created?
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MabusIncarnate
03/31/21 1:52:08 AM
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They will bring him back right before Christmas because $$$ Nintendo

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ModLogic
03/31/21 9:58:09 AM
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pkmnlord
03/31/21 10:20:40 AM
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teep_ posted...
Do you think Nintendo stays in Japan in fear of what they've created?
For their sake, they better stay in Japan because there's neckbeards everywhere that'd like to take a swing at Miyamoto (and the rest of the higher-ups) for Nintendo's business practices in the past 10+ years.

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Jagr_68
03/31/21 10:25:59 AM
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gunplagirl
03/31/21 10:52:26 AM
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Just over 16 hours until he dies. :'(

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Sunhawk
03/31/21 10:54:35 AM
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Nintendo is killing Mario? Wtf? Have I missed something?

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Calwings
03/31/21 10:55:15 AM
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The entire population of Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and Piranha Plants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
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Hayame Zero
03/31/21 10:56:35 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
Nintendo is killing Mario? Wtf? Have I missed something?
Mario 3D All Stars and Mario 35 are being discontinued.

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Calwings
03/31/21 10:58:24 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
Nintendo is killing Mario? Wtf? Have I missed something?

Yes, he's being publicly executed for the many atrocities he's committed, including mass genocide of the Goomba race. No, not really. Today's the day that Super Mario 3D All Stars is ending production/distribution and being removed from the E-shop, never to be sold again unless you find a scalper. Mario 35 is also being removed and shut down too. So people meme'd it as Nintendo killing Mario off permanently.
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s0nicfan
03/31/21 10:59:58 AM
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CyricZ
03/31/21 11:01:50 AM
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Everyone talking about Mario dying nobody talking about Marth dying.

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Turbam
03/31/21 1:23:07 PM
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12 hours remain

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spikethedevil
03/31/21 1:24:44 PM
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Hayame Zero
03/31/21 1:26:28 PM
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Sheiky-Baby
03/31/21 1:30:52 PM
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sauceje
03/31/21 1:31:31 PM
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RIP Mario never got with the princess

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Turbam
03/31/21 5:58:00 PM
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https://youtu.be/EorjpAqnJZo


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Darmik
03/31/21 6:02:25 PM
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https://edition.cnn.com/2021/03/31/tech/super-mario-bros-death-rumors/index.html

The internet is freaking out over a rumor about the possible impending death of Mario, the famous, red-wearing, Italian plumber who changed the world of video games with the release of "Super Mario Bros" 35 years ago.
Let's back up: In September, the "Super Mario Bros" franchise celebrated its 35th anniversary with the launch of two remastered, classic games "Super Mario 3D All-Stars" and "Super Mario Bros 35" for the Switch console that would be available for a limited run until March 31. Nintendo (NTDOF), which owns the franchise, also released other 35th anniversary Super Mario products that would be on sale through March 31.

Fans have been grappling to understand why sales of the new products will cease on Wednesday, a date many felt was arbitrary. Many have speculated that it may mean Mario's life will be ending, too.
"Mario dies tomorrow, I'm gonna miss him," one Twitter user said Tuesday, adding a sad face emoji at the end.
<img src="https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200912142225-11-super-mario-bros-35th-anniversary-medium-plus-169.jpg">
The surprising reason Nintendo made Super Mario a plumber 35 years ago
"Mario dies tomorrow. I can already feel the pain," another speculated.

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Hayame Zero
03/31/21 6:27:58 PM
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Darmik posted...
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/03/31/tech/super-mario-bros-death-rumors/index.html

Lol, does CNN not understand the meme? It's not "speculation", it's shitposting.

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Zikten
03/31/21 6:31:57 PM
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Finally Luigi can take center stage
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DemonBuffet
03/31/21 6:34:40 PM
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Scalpers around the world are creaming themselves.

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Demon1050
03/31/21 6:39:01 PM
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It would be OK if he went. Miyamoto is getting old and his innovations have likely seen their limit. He made amazing characters and games we will never forget and shall always appreciate.

Being in total amazement playing Mario 64 as a 9 year old. Taking a whole school year if not more to finally get good enough to beat it with 120. Those memories are everlasting and only possible thanks to highly talented Japanese developers and their mastermind. Ya'll are the best!

And of course before that Mario 1-3, SMW, as well as side series like Starfox64. Damn!
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Shotgunnova
03/31/21 6:40:58 PM
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"On the charge of first-degree penguin homicide, we, the jury, find Mario Mario guilty. May Cool Cool Mountain have mercy on your soul."

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Vicious_Dios
03/31/21 6:42:59 PM
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'Bout time. Mario is over-rated as shit.

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Delirious_Beard
03/31/21 6:43:34 PM
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didn't buy it and fuck nintendo for this bullshit

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ModLogic
03/31/21 6:45:49 PM
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how many more hours till Mario Mussolini is dead

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Lordgold666
03/31/21 6:55:14 PM
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Happy MAR10 Day!!

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HiddenRoar
03/31/21 7:02:07 PM
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Imagine being angry that an anniversary game is being pulled after being on the market for a year.

And only from Nintendo. Doubt third party retailers like Amazon are going to go "Welp, time to destroy all of our remaining stock on April 1st".

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Darmik
03/31/21 7:23:54 PM
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HiddenRoar posted...
Imagine being angry that an anniversary game is being pulled after being on the market for a year.

6 months

HiddenRoar posted...
Doubt third party retailers like Amazon are going to go "Welp, time to destroy all of our remaining stock on April 1st".

Funnily enough I believe the normal Amazon.com store is out of stock

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LinkPizza
03/31/21 7:27:12 PM
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I got to play Mario 35 with a youtuber, though... I lost, but still...

And even saw my name on his stream...
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/31/21 7:29:20 PM
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Zikten posted...
Finally Luigi can take center stage
We also know Peach and Luigi are the ones who did him in too, they conspired together.

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Mr_Karate_II
03/31/21 7:30:57 PM
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Memes like this are stupid and get ran into the ground quickly.

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Turbam
03/31/21 9:30:15 PM
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3 and a half hours remain
Rest in peace Mario

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GameGodOfAll
04/01/21 1:00:51 AM
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I can't believe Mario's fucking dead.

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ModLogic
04/01/21 1:25:54 AM
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Zikten
04/01/21 1:27:30 AM
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King Mario is dead! Long live King Luigi!
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