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visualboy2003
03/31/21 6:36:10 AM
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does he want us to watch porn and masturbate?


please tell me.
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pegusus123456
03/31/21 6:38:38 AM
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If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have created Tom Holland's Lip Sync Battle performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0nNTklOKRA

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
03/31/21 6:38:56 AM
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He gaves us thumbs for a reason.

Checkmate, prudists.
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Wii_Shaker
03/31/21 6:39:35 AM
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Probably not but he gave us free will and that's kind of his fuck up.

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Nukazie
03/31/21 6:44:27 AM
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either that or force someone else to do it for us which is a crime because civilization said so

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The_Korey
03/31/21 7:16:14 AM
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Depends. God doesn't want you to be happy. If you're happy choking your chocobo, god is not. But if post-nut kelerity has you sad/depressed/ashamed, god is pleased.

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Kami_no_Kami
03/31/21 7:22:09 AM
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If an omnipotent one exists, yeah. He could force us to never do it or choose to create only people who dont do it, so obviously him not doing either of those things means hes into that shit.
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Turbam
03/31/21 7:52:05 AM
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lemondrop7
03/31/21 7:55:48 AM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokthots/

after finding this subreddit today Im not sure anymore (no nudity is allowed on that subReddit so its safe for gamefaqs)

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RedJackson
03/31/21 8:00:18 AM
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lemondrop7 posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokthots/

after finding this subreddit today Im not sure anymore (no nudity is allowed on that subReddit so its safe for gamefaqs)

Oh wow now I understand why everyone has Tik-Tok

Thats amazing!

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DeadlyNinjaBees
03/31/21 8:04:58 AM
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If he's all for having you lop off the tip right at the start, I'm sure he can handle you wastin' babies every now and then.
God's a weird, sex obsessed dude. Ya just gotta nod your head and smile somtimes.

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