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CyricZ
03/31/21 9:53:44 AM
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My client today is in a relatively small office with a few labs for manufacturing.

The office is mostly pretty quiet and it's easy to get work done.

Except for the CEO.

Struts around clapping loudly. Just loud individual staccato claps.

No indoor voice.

Cackling laugh.

Will sometimes just shout out "YAHOO!"

Like everyone else in the office has respect for the fact that other people work here except for him.

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bluezero
03/31/21 10:00:38 AM
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What an Alpha

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WilliamPorygon
03/31/21 10:04:16 AM
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Don't forget he probably makes several hundred times as much money as the people who are actually working

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ThyCorndog
03/31/21 10:05:46 AM
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SquirtleSkwad
03/31/21 10:06:01 AM
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That usually stems from them not having to do a damn thing while constantly profiting off of those who do the actual work. I hate those clowns. They're the same yuppies in pornos who tan too much and wear silk shirts while fucking. Usually slightly overweight with a cheap knockoff watch.

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ARUGULA
03/31/21 10:07:13 AM
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bluezero posted...
What an Alpha
lol

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Pitlord_Special
03/31/21 10:07:37 AM
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Yep, most of the folks who claw their way to the top do so because of their psychopathic disregard for the people theyve stepped on in the process.

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Were_Wyrm
03/31/21 10:07:39 AM
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*CEO tries to motivate and pump up his workers*

CE: what a scumbag!

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gunplagirl
03/31/21 10:12:05 AM
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*starts humming Red & Black from Les Miserables*

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Dark_SilverX
03/31/21 10:13:38 AM
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If it werent for them you would not have a job.
Respect.

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g980
03/31/21 10:13:58 AM
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one person is obnoxious -> all people who share whatever trait youre biased against is also obnoxious
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SquirtleSkwad
03/31/21 10:15:06 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
*CEO tries to motivate and pump up his workers*

CE: what a scumbag!
Bud shut the fuck up

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Jagr_68
03/31/21 10:16:10 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
*overpaid useless CEO tries to motivate and pump up his underpaid workers through dumbassery management techniques than just compensation*




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gunplagirl
03/31/21 10:50:26 AM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
If it werent for them you would not have a job.
Respect.
You're right, if the CEO retired everyone in the company would be out of a job.

Oh, wait. No, that's fucking stupid.

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Kisai
03/31/21 10:57:51 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Struts around clapping loudly. Just loud individual staccato claps.
Why do some older guys do this? This is the most obnoxious shit.

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CyricZ
03/31/21 11:00:50 AM
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Also this is a minor annoying thing and probably not his fault, but he took over one of the meeting rooms as a communication room (nice camera and mic setup, etc.) to take video calls.

And when he leaves for the day (which is before I do, he works an earlier shift) he leaves the sound on, and his setup constantly has a "connect/disconnect" USB sound for the rest of the afternoon.

Like, turn your sound off, or your computer off, when you leave for the day.

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