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Duncanwii
03/31/21 3:22:09 PM
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Take the deal?


She tells you she will grow legs and become your wife forever but you must pass the "Mermaid's Test" to prove to the gods you are worthy.

She will hold you under the water for 5 minutes to drown you. She will then pull you to the beach and attempt to revive you. There is a 50/50 chance this will work

Upside: If it works you get a beautiful mermaid wife.

Downside: If it doesnt work you die.

Do you accept?
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Veggeta X
03/31/21 3:23:06 PM
#2:


Yes

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Heartomaton
03/31/21 3:23:10 PM
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Sounds win/win to me.

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littlebro07
03/31/21 3:23:19 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Sounds win/win to me.


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Duncanwii
03/31/21 3:29:09 PM
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Bump
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coh
03/31/21 3:30:07 PM
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I have a mermaid fetish so yeah
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PokemonExpert44
03/31/21 3:34:39 PM
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Fuck yeah I would tc

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Duncanwii
03/31/21 3:46:06 PM
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4 people really want to risk dying for this?
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CapnMuffin
03/31/21 3:47:23 PM
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What is dead may never die.
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Machete
03/31/21 3:48:40 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
What is dead may never die.


Good point.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/31/21 3:50:29 PM
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I can hold my breath for five minutes
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ARUGULA
03/31/21 3:51:56 PM
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Duncanwii
03/31/21 3:54:04 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
I can hold my breath for five minutes

If you attempt to cheat she'll punch you in the stomach so you have to breathe. Those are the rules.
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Dakimakura
03/31/21 3:54:12 PM
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Can I just have sex with the fish?

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Arcanine2009
03/31/21 3:54:36 PM
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I don't like those odds...

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Arcanine2009
03/31/21 3:54:59 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
If you attempt to cheat she'll punch you in the stomach so you have to breathe. Those are the rules.
I'll punch her in the stomach

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Machete
03/31/21 3:55:14 PM
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Does she have fish genitals or human genitals?
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Duncanwii
03/31/21 3:56:03 PM
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Machete posted...
Does she have fish genitals or human genitals?

Does it matter? She'll have human ones if you pass the test.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/31/21 4:00:14 PM
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I'd do it just for the "How did you guys meet" story.

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Duncanwii
03/31/21 4:15:27 PM
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Bump.
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Machete
03/31/21 4:20:04 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


Does it matter? She'll have human ones if you pass the test.


5 minutes is a bit unreasonable. If I hyperventilate properly, I can hold my breath for about half that.
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leingod41
03/31/21 4:40:18 PM
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Permanent brain damage and one of the worst ways to die. I'm out.

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