Current Events > Greg Kelly of Newsmax 'Smoked weed in Kentucky, woke up 4 days later in Nairobi'

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BunkerBoy
04/01/21 9:29:13 AM
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TroutPaste
04/01/21 9:31:22 AM
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TwoDoorPC
04/01/21 9:35:35 AM
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i need to have a word with my dealer

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Tyranthraxus
04/01/21 9:38:04 AM
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What did he smoke and where can I buy some?

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Bananana
04/01/21 9:38:18 AM
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that sounds fucking sick god damn

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masterpug53
04/01/21 9:53:49 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
What did he smoke and where can I buy some?

The problem is clearly that you've been smoking harmless marijuana all these years; you need to upgrade to WEED (aka GRASS).

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gunplagirl
04/01/21 10:02:23 AM
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That's crazy. One time I heard a guy smoked weed and when he came too, he had ate his entire family and he couldn't even call the cops to report himself out of guilt, because he ate his arms and legs! The munchies kill more babies every year than abortion does, and that kills 10 trillions viable pregnancies a day!

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DarkRoast
04/01/21 10:12:53 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
That's crazy. One time I heard a guy smoked weed and when he came too, he had ate his entire family and he couldn't even call the cops to report himself out of guilt, because he ate his arms and legs! The munchies kill more babies every year than abortion does, and that kills 10 trillions viable pregnancies a day!

I heard that a guy smoked weed and then tried to use a katana as a dildo and it went exactly as you'd expect.

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masterpug53
04/01/21 10:26:17 AM
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But did he have a California Cheeseburger during his sinful spell of drug-crazed abandon?



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What_
04/01/21 10:27:10 AM
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That dude got turned out

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gunplagirl
04/01/21 10:27:37 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
I heard that a guy smoked weed and then tried to use a katana as a (redacted) and it went exactly as you'd expect.
Damn. Cutting people in half with one of those, weed made him a samurai master. :'(

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/01/21 10:28:57 AM
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That was Angel Dust

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BunkerBoy
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