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Kastrada
04/01/21 9:54:30 PM
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I'm not sure there is any kind of God worship like this in any other country...It is truly baffling!

Like take this hypothetical scenario: Your building is on fire. You can only save one: your dog, a random child, or God.

You would not believe how many people would save God over the dog.


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Reis
04/01/21 9:55:25 PM
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true

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skermac
04/01/21 9:56:37 PM
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You would not need to save God, he would save you

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Irony
04/01/21 9:57:10 PM
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Reis posted...
true

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Kastrada
04/01/21 10:05:29 PM
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skermac posted...
You would not need to save God, he would save you

In this scenario, God was playing skee-ball when He was attacked and put into a coma by three inline skating teens employed by a former Scientologist. So no, He can't save anyone.

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Irony
04/01/21 10:06:27 PM
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Azrael was a scientologist?

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Kastrada
04/01/21 10:13:55 PM
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Irony posted...
Azrael was a scientologist?

Yes but according to his Wiki, he left in 2016.

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Demon1050
04/01/21 10:19:51 PM
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Kastrada posted...
I'm not sure there is any kind of God worship like this in any other country...It is truly baffling!

Like take this hypothetical scenario: Your building is on fire. You can only save one: your dog, a random child, or God.

You would not believe how many people would save God over the dog.



Huh? That scenario makes no sense. God is not physically present in the church, so you don't have to "save" him. He would spiritually tell you to save one of the two....probably the random child.
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TheCurseX2
04/01/21 10:21:31 PM
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If there was more God worship the world would be a better place.
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Kastrada
04/01/21 10:23:27 PM
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Demon1050 posted...
Huh? That scenario makes no sense. God is not physically present in the church, so you don't have to "save" him. He would spiritually tell you to save one of the two....probably the random child.

It makes perfect sense because God, in order to play skee-ball, must transport His essence into a physical shell. Being put in a coma means He is subjected to the physical limitations of the human realm. The only way to release him from this body is to let the human shell die to release Him*.

Her

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UnholyMudcrab
04/01/21 10:23:41 PM
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Hong Xiuquan has returned to deliver us

Down with the Manchurians
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EmbraceOfDeath
04/01/21 10:25:52 PM
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skermac posted...
You would not need to save God, he would save you
Nah, he helps those who help themselves. He would help himself and leave the rest of you to get out on your own.

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Dark_SilverX
04/01/21 10:50:51 PM
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Love all.


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Middle hope
04/01/21 10:53:34 PM
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Dark_SilverX
04/01/21 10:56:44 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Awomen!

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