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NeonOctopus
04/03/21 8:05:01 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/03/21 8:05:22 AM
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Well, we know what a guy wants.

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Nukazie
04/03/21 8:08:29 AM
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if only i was getting at least $10 every time

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Milk_8D
04/03/21 8:09:10 AM
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Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true.

You know how they never get real life people to play themselves in the movies based off of them? Just because youre an iconic musician or a skilled surgeon doesnt mean you can act.

Same principle. Just because you can beat your own silly sausage doesnt meant you know how to play with somebody elses prosciutto in a satisfying way
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Turbam
04/03/21 8:11:00 AM
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Milk_8D posted...
Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true.

You know how they never get real life people to play themselves in the movies based off of them? Just because youre an iconic musician or a skilled surgeon doesnt mean you can act.

Same principle. Just because you can beat your own silly sausage doesnt meant you know how to play with somebody elses prosciutto in a satisfying way
You're wrong

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Fam_Fam
04/03/21 8:11:49 AM
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Milk_8D posted...
Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true.

You know how they never get real life people to play themselves in the movies based off of them? Just because youre an iconic musician or a skilled surgeon doesnt mean you can act.

Same principle. Just because you can beat your own silly sausage doesnt meant you know how to play with somebody elses prosciutto in a satisfying way

wanna bet?
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Slayer_22
04/03/21 8:12:23 AM
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Milk_8D posted...
Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true.

You know how they never get real life people to play themselves in the movies based off of them? Just because youre an iconic musician or a skilled surgeon doesnt mean you can act.

Same principle. Just because you can beat your own silly sausage doesnt meant you know how to play with somebody elses prosciutto in a satisfying way

There are notable exceptions, though.

Imo, Eminem is a fantastic actor, for instance.
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Patty_Fleur
04/03/21 8:17:03 AM
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Some of you guys wouldn't be able to handle foreskin cause you don't got none.

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TommyG663513
04/03/21 8:17:09 AM
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As a bisexual man, men tend to give much better HJs

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Milk_8D
04/03/21 8:18:44 AM
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Turbam posted...
You're wrong

Fam_Fam posted...
wanna bet?

Salami slapping isnt just about what gets you off. Its about responding to your partners needs, being attentive to their moans and movements, and adapting to the situation to maximize their pleasure.

too many dudes are super selfish and think just because they like getting off by choking their chorizo like Asuka at the end of Evangelion doesnt mean their partner wants to have their kielbasa popped like a water balloon
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Fam_Fam
04/03/21 10:18:18 AM
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Milk_8D posted...
Salami slapping isnt just about what gets you off. Its about responding to your partners needs, being attentive to their moans and movements, and adapting to the situation to maximize their pleasure.

too many dudes are super selfish and think just because they like getting off by choking their chorizo like Asuka at the end of Evangelion doesnt mean their partner wants to have their kielbasa popped like a water balloon

yeah umm no shit. some people are good in bed and some people are not.
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FF_Redux
04/03/21 10:19:12 AM
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R1masher
04/03/21 10:32:50 AM
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I mean Im probably serviceable, like life or death I could get the silly string to spray, but itd be more like mashing potatoes or plunging a toilet

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