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NeonOctopus 04/03/21 8:05:01 AM #1: |
We've all been stroking dicks forever
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The_Creep_2020 04/03/21 8:05:22 AM #2: |
Well, we know what a guy wants.
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Nukazie 04/03/21 8:08:29 AM #3: |
if only i was getting at least $10 every time
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Milk_8D 04/03/21 8:09:10 AM #4: |
Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true.
You know how they never get real life people to play themselves in the movies based off of them? Just because youre an iconic musician or a skilled surgeon doesnt mean you can act. Same principle. Just because you can beat your own silly sausage doesnt meant you know how to play with somebody elses prosciutto in a satisfying way ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 04/03/21 8:11:00 AM #5: |
Milk_8D posted...
Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true.You're wrong --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fam_Fam 04/03/21 8:11:49 AM #6: |
Milk_8D posted...
Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true. wanna bet? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 04/03/21 8:12:23 AM #7: |
Milk_8D posted...
Youd think that? But unfortunately its not true. There are notable exceptions, though. Imo, Eminem is a fantastic actor, for instance. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 04/03/21 8:17:03 AM #9: |
Some of you guys wouldn't be able to handle foreskin cause you don't got none.
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TommyG663513 04/03/21 8:17:09 AM #10: |
As a bisexual man, men tend to give much better HJs
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Milk_8D 04/03/21 8:18:44 AM #11: |
Turbam posted...
You're wrong Fam_Fam posted... wanna bet? Salami slapping isnt just about what gets you off. Its about responding to your partners needs, being attentive to their moans and movements, and adapting to the situation to maximize their pleasure. too many dudes are super selfish and think just because they like getting off by choking their chorizo like Asuka at the end of Evangelion doesnt mean their partner wants to have their kielbasa popped like a water balloon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fam_Fam 04/03/21 10:18:18 AM #12: |
Milk_8D posted...
Salami slapping isnt just about what gets you off. Its about responding to your partners needs, being attentive to their moans and movements, and adapting to the situation to maximize their pleasure. yeah umm no shit. some people are good in bed and some people are not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 04/03/21 10:19:12 AM #13: |
Nah. Everyone has their way of stroking. Its more true to bjs tho
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R1masher 04/03/21 10:32:50 AM #14: |
I mean Im probably serviceable, like life or death I could get the silly string to spray, but itd be more like mashing potatoes or plunging a toilet
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