Current Events > Why don't criminals ever just shoot Batman?

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Complete_Idi0t 04/03/21 10:46:27 AM #1:	Problem solved <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:952419629] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Problem solved </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 04/03/21 10:47:02 AM #2:	They can't penetrate his plot armor --- Fithos lusec wecos vinosec <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:952419651] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>They can't penetrate his plot armor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 04/03/21 10:47:28 AM #3:	Bullets are fucking expensive man --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:952419659] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Bullets are fucking expensive man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 04/03/21 10:50:44 AM #4:	Joker pays literally all the bad guys in Gotham a UBI to not kill Batman. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:952419740] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Joker pays literally all the bad guys in Gotham a UBI to not kill Batman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 04/03/21 10:52:43 AM #5:	Doom_Art posted... Bullets are fucking expensive man reminds me of the villain Cheapo from Stripperella. He gave his goons a gun with only 1 bullet because he didnt want to buy more. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:952419797] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Doom_Art posted... </cite> <quote>Bullets are fucking expensive man</quote>reminds me of the villain Cheapo from Stripperella. He gave his goons a gun with only 1 bullet because he didnt want to buy more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
moh82sy 04/03/21 10:52:49 AM #6:	That would be against the law. --- https://imgur.com/nb9ziHT https://imgur.com/hETEkiY https://imgur.com/PEMycnp https://imgur.com/U3TyKmy <cite>moh82sy posted [p:952419801] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>That would be against the law.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quicksilver 04/03/21 10:53:07 AM #7:	Batman has lots of ways to counter bullets from the threat assessment augmented reality lenses in his mask that track all guns and bullet trajectories in his immediate area allowing him to plot a course through the danger to his advanced bullet proof technology in his Batsuit. To his ability to cause fear in criminals who are a cowardly and superstitious lot which hampers their aim to his just plain superior athletic ability which he gained through years of training. Hitting Batman is a lot harder than it sounds. --- I play video games. <cite>Quicksilver posted [p:952419809] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Batman has lots of ways to counter bullets from the threat assessment augmented reality lenses in his mask that track all guns and bullet trajectories in his immediate area allowing him to plot a course through the danger to his advanced bullet proof technology in his Batsuit. To his ability to cause fear in criminals who are a cowardly and superstitious lot which hampers their aim to his just plain superior athletic ability which he gained through years of training. Hitting Batman is a lot harder than it sounds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/03/21 10:53:42 AM #8:	because dc sucks --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:952419826] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>because dc sucks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 04/03/21 10:56:31 AM #9:	moh82sy posted... That would be against the law. Good point. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:952419900] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>moh82sy posted... </cite> <quote>That would be against the law.</quote> Good point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwoBit_Samurai 04/03/21 10:56:36 AM #10:	Several do in this scene. Two shots are even point blank to the head https://youtu.be/m7GWGLkPepU --- Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo <cite>TwoBit_Samurai posted [p:952419903] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Several do in this scene. Two shots are even point blank to the head https://youtu.be/m7GWGLkPepU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 04/03/21 11:08:07 AM #11:	Go read the bonus story in The Killing Joke >___> --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:952420161] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Go read the bonus story in The Killing Joke >___> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 04/03/21 11:20:53 AM #13:	on second thought, just read Batman Odyssey --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:952420504] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>on second thought, just read Batman Odyssey </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SPE 04/03/21 11:50:36 AM #14:	AlisLandale posted... on second thought, just read Batman Odyssey isnt his suit supposed to be bulletproof? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! <cite>SPE posted [p:952421354] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>on second thought, just read Batman Odyssey </quote> isnt his suit supposed to be bulletproof? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoungMan 04/03/21 11:54:53 AM #15:	He called batman no shstman <cite>YoungMan posted [p:952421486] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>He called batman no shstman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 04/03/21 11:58:03 AM #16:	SPE posted... isnt his suit supposed to be bulletproof? This is the least of the questions youll have checking out Batman Odyssey https://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-insane/ --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:952421588] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>SPE posted... </cite> <quote>isnt his suit supposed to be bulletproof?</quote> This is the least of the questions youll have checking out Batman Odyssey https://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-insane/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 04/03/21 12:00:32 PM #17:	SPE posted... isnt his suit supposed to be bulletproof? It would still have concussive force. And can his suit stop high caliber rounds? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:952421656] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>SPE posted... </cite> <quote>isnt his suit supposed to be bulletproof?</quote>It would still have concussive force. And can his suit stop high caliber rounds? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 04/03/21 12:02:21 PM #18:	TC, you just don't get it do you? You don't. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:952421707] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>TC, you just don't get it do you? You don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 04/03/21 12:02:39 PM #19:	TwoBit_Samurai posted... Several do in this scene. Two shots are even point blank to the head https://youtu.be/m7GWGLkPepU Wtf, I dont remember that scene at all. Also, when did Batman get super strength? ...and why can his armor stop bullets with a ting! sound and not a knife? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:952421719] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>TwoBit_Samurai posted... </cite> <quote>Several do in this scene. Two shots are even point blank to the head https://youtu.be/m7GWGLkPepU</quote>Wtf, I dont remember that scene at all. Also, when did Batman get super strength? ...and why can his armor stop bullets with a ting! sound and not a knife? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 04/03/21 12:03:48 PM #20:	They need him as much as he needs them --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:952421755] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>They need him as much as he needs them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/03/21 12:09:06 PM #21:	They don't have a gun permit --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:952421908] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>They don't have a gun permit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 04/03/21 12:11:48 PM #22:	WilliamPorygon posted... They don't have a gun permit Effective gun control policies do make it harder to get guns, even if you're determined to break the law, yes. But the real answer is that Batman has plot armor. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:952421989] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>They don't have a gun permit</quote>Effective gun control policies do make it harder to get guns, even if you're determined to break the law, yes. But the real answer is that Batman has plot armor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SPE 04/03/21 12:23:17 PM #23:	AlisLandale posted... This is the least of the questions youll have checking out Batman Odyssey https://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-insane/ wtf!? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! <cite>SPE posted [p:952422318] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>This is the least of the questions youll have checking out Batman Odyssey https://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-insane/</quote> wtf!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 04/03/21 12:24:00 PM #24:	Batman was able to dodge death beams that supposedly always hit their target. What makes you think a bullet could get through his plot armor? <cite>Srk700 posted [p:952422339] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Batman was able to dodge death beams that supposedly always hit their target. What makes you think a bullet could get through his plot armor? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 04/03/21 12:44:52 PM #25:	Neal Adams? Hey, that was the guy who was arguing on Skeptics Guide to the Universe #51 who claimed that the Earth was hollow and expanding. <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:952422947] in Why don't ... [t:79385101]...</cite> <quote>Neal Adams? Hey, that was the guy who was arguing on Skeptics Guide to the Universe #51 who claimed that the Earth was hollow and expanding. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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