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KingWhiteKnight
04/03/21 1:00:05 PM
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How does it make any sense to go from the best Basketball player on earth to a mediocre golfer?
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Southernfatman
04/03/21 1:00:28 PM
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He likes golf.

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The Trent
04/03/21 1:00:35 PM
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you seem confused, he is not a PGA tour golfer
he's a dude that golfs and takes money from his friends via high stakes gamblings

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TroutPaste
04/03/21 1:02:43 PM
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Because he's competitive and wealthy

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Solar_Crimson
04/03/21 1:03:17 PM
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Can't be any worse than the time he thought he could play baseball.

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KainWind
04/03/21 1:04:05 PM
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Why did Donald Trump become a golfer?

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Srk700
04/03/21 1:06:27 PM
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Rich people seem to like golf for some reason.
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skermac
04/03/21 1:07:47 PM
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Because he can

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The Trent
04/03/21 1:08:18 PM
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golf is the best reason to wander around outside for four hours and get drunk that i've found so far

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theAteam
04/03/21 1:08:25 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Can't be any worse than the time he thought he could play baseball.

IIRC Terry Francona said he could have been good enough to make an MLB team if he kept playing.

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FortuneCookie
04/03/21 1:10:13 PM
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He wants to beat Tiger Woods to making Golf Jam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsHgim4SJ4
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Makeveli_lives
04/03/21 1:21:10 PM
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Isn't that the ending to space jam? I forget whether it was baseball or golf he went for in the end.

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Bio1590
04/03/21 1:27:19 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Can't be any worse than the time he thought he could play baseball.

Isn't the theory behind the baseball thing that the NBA actually suspended him and it was a cover >_>
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voldothegr8
04/03/21 1:29:53 PM
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Because he's Michael Jordan and can do whatever the fuck he wants
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DarthDemented
04/03/21 1:35:51 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Can't be any worse than the time he thought he could play baseball.
Good God don't remind me.

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ForsakenHermit
04/03/21 1:40:43 PM
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Retired athletes like to golf.

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MJOLNRVII
04/03/21 1:42:48 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Because he's Michael Jordan and can do whatever the fuck he wants

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Solar_Crimson
04/03/21 2:02:13 PM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
Isn't that the ending to space jam? I forget whether it was baseball or golf he went for in the end.
No, that's how Space Jam started. He had retired the first time to play baseball, and was awful at it, and through the Looney Tunes, he rediscovers his passion for basketball and rejoins the NBA/Chicago Bulls at the end.

He did play golf in the movie, though. That's when he got abducted by the Looney Tunes.

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LincolnDuncan
04/03/21 2:05:09 PM
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Playing golf with Bill Murray and Larry Bird is the dream of any professional athlete.

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