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Scotty_Rogers
04/03/21 10:57:27 PM
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Son of God thank you Lord Jesus Christ

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Chicken
04/03/21 10:57:57 PM
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God engaged in adultery with Mary?

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MKScorpion
04/03/21 11:02:25 PM
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I don't recall him getting consent to make her pregnant...

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Heartomaton
04/03/21 11:03:40 PM
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You aren't worth the argument that you're trying to start.

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RootinTootinMFR
04/03/21 11:04:03 PM
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Does that make Joseph the original cuck?

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Phantom36
04/03/21 11:04:23 PM
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Jesus Christ is the son of God...but NOT Yaweh from the old teatament. Yaweh from the old testament was actually an evil being trying to enslave humanity. The serpent freed humanity from its enslavement and Jesus saved humanity from Yaweh's wrath and eternal damnation into hellfire.

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uwnim
04/03/21 11:04:33 PM
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RootinTootinMFR posted...
Does that make Joseph the original cuck?
Not the original, but probably the most famous.

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uwnim
04/03/21 11:05:06 PM
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Phantom36 posted...
Jesus Christ is the son of God...but NOT Yaweh from the old teatament. Yaweh from the old testament was actually an evil being trying to enslave humanity. The serpent freed humanity from its enslavement and Jesus saved humanity from Yaweh's wrath and eternal damnation into hellfire.
Is this gnosticism? Or another similar sort of thing

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Prestoff
04/03/21 11:06:18 PM
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Phantom36
04/03/21 11:07:21 PM
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uwnim posted...
Is this gnosticism? Or another similar sort of thing

It's precisely gnosticism


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BigB0ss13
04/03/21 11:09:12 PM
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This Jesus dude actually existed or they make bullshit up like most religions?
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Marauder64
04/03/21 11:15:02 PM
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BigB0ss13 posted...
This Jesus dude actually existed or they make bullshit up like most religions?

We're 2021 years after his death and resurrection aren't we?

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Prestoff
04/03/21 11:17:06 PM
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RootinTootinMFR posted...
Does that make Joseph the original cuck?

Not the original, but definitely one of the OG's.

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Strider102
04/03/21 11:28:58 PM
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I suddenly am visualizing an episode of Maury with Mary, Joseph, God, and Jesus.

Then Maury says "The results are in! In the case of Jesus...Joseph, you are NOT the father!!!"

The crowd roars with excitement as Joseph stands up, dances, flips off both Mary and God as he runs out of the studio smiling and laughing. Meanwhile God just sits there, Mary sobs, and Jesus looks confused as fuck.

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008Zulu
04/03/21 11:45:13 PM
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MKScorpion posted...
I don't recall him getting consent to make her pregnant...
Zeus didn't either. #AllGodsAreRapists.

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