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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:14:35 AM
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Exactly what it says on the tin.

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R1masher
04/04/21 10:21:39 AM
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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 10:22:15 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:23:57 AM
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R1masher posted...

Visual Aesthetics 2/10
Auditory attractiveness 5/10
Mouth feel 9/10
Taste 10/10

Like running your tongue over the pearliest of papules. Imagine sucking on those teeth!

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:27:01 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Alexandra Daddario


Existential dread 7/10

You know when you were a kid, and someone said stop pulling that face or the wind will change? She didnt listen

Gnawing power 10/10

I am fairly certain she could chew through solid steel, given enough lubrications.

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Nukazie
04/04/21 10:28:19 AM
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Tara Strong

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:29:30 AM
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M_Live posted...
Emmy Rossum from Shameless


Las week, I had a hash brown, but I did not eat my hash brown, because I was not hungry at that point in time. I later discovered that it was stolen. I did not know who the culprit was.

Spoiler warning for a spoiler in spoiler tags.

It wasnt her. Eat a burger/10

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:31:45 AM
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Nukazie posted...
Tara Strong



The latex is with this one / shiny

Everything else: this is what Ivanka Schlump will look like in, maybe 30 years time?

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Chadwick69
04/04/21 10:35:22 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:39:02 AM
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Chadwick69 posted...

Falcor: the dress.

6/10

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FF_Redux
04/04/21 10:43:42 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:46:41 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Bryan Cranston


He is not ageing
As much as hes weathering.
Like a mountain range.

5/7/5/10

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Drpooplol
04/04/21 10:47:37 AM
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Shakira

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kage_53
04/04/21 10:52:17 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:54:59 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
Shakira

When *that* song came out. You know the one. Damn right you do.

I thought it was:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with muffins./10

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 10:59:36 AM
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kage_53 posted...
Ok can I say that it would be very much appreciated if people posted a pic (exceedingly helpful) but also a name? (So I can do some searchifying for myself).

I am not good at recognising faces. So random snapshots of celebrities and Im like who is this?

In this case, it feels like it comes from the Daisy Ridley/Kiera Knightley/ Natalie Portman birthing pods.

Attack of the Clones/10

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Returning_CEmen
04/04/21 11:03:12 AM
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Saoirse Ronan
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smoke_break
04/04/21 11:04:41 AM
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Ivynn
04/04/21 11:04:52 AM
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Jessica Alba

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AldousIsDead
04/04/21 11:05:06 AM
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Tim Curry.


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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:07:04 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Saoirse Ronan

I have no idea how to pronounce that. Aside from suddenly and dramatically expelling air through my nostrils while making a kind of ehh noise with my mouth. Maybe. I dont know. I realise know that my finger has well and truly left the pulse of popular culture over the last decade.

She kind of looks like a larval Meryl Streep.

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:08:10 AM
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smoke_break posted...
Sig.
Ive heard of a five head, but Ive never seen a seven head. Also. My son would love that stuffed bear.

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FF_Redux
04/04/21 11:08:23 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:09:30 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Jessica Alba

She was cute in idle hands. Otherwise I dont believe the hype.

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:12:07 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Tim Curry.

He may have played a devil, but hell always be a god to me.

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FarFromFields
04/04/21 11:13:43 AM
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Kate Upton

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Slayer_22
04/04/21 11:14:42 AM
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Jessica Alba

https://www.maxim.com/.image/c_fit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTM1MTQyOTQ2MzY1OTc1MTcx/jessica-alba.jpg

Also Angelina Jolie before...like, 2010s happened.
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:15:16 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Lucy Lawless
Damn fine for her age. Also probably orders of magnitude smarter that Kebbin Sorbolene

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CE_gonna_CE
04/04/21 11:31:39 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:32:45 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Thalia Bellazecca

If shes actually playing guitar in this I am legit impressed and shes also cute to boot, but I am getting serious Runaways/Sex Pistols/5 Seconds of Summer manufactured vibes.

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BoyOfBattle
04/04/21 11:33:29 AM
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daddario is so fucking overrated on the internet lmao !


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ssj3vegeta
04/04/21 11:34:31 AM
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Despised
04/04/21 11:35:51 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:36:52 AM
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leverageblargh posted...
This hot fuckin' piece of ass

Id rather tongue kiss my own corpse than step into the same room as Larry David. There is a reaction video of Larry David that sums up my opinion of Larry David. I would prefer to bathe in a vat of meconium.

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:38:11 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Damn fine for her age. Also probably orders of magnitude smarter that Kebbin Sorbolene

Slayer_22 posted...
Jessica Alba

https://www.maxim.com/.image/c_fit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTM1MTQyOTQ2MzY1OTc1MTcx/jessica-alba.jpg

Also Angelina Jolie before...like, 2010s happened.

Already rated Jessica Alba.

Angelina Jolie will always be a disappointment, and not just to her father.


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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:40:48 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Candice Patton

Never heard of her in my life, but shes quite cute.

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ApherosyLove
04/04/21 11:41:53 AM
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Henry Cavil

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:42:05 AM
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Despised posted...
Id run away with him in an instant, if he were so willing.

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:43:31 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Henry Cavil
He is somewhat too muscly for my tastes, but I would totally sit down and paint warhammer miniatures with him.

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Despised
04/04/21 11:44:27 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Despised posted...
Id run away with him in an instant, if he were so willing.

Bro I'm straight af and have a fiance but I've told her I would probably cheat on her with JGL if he was down ngl
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:46:57 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
she's definitely really playing
Then she needs to get out of that manufactured bullshit ASAP

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Shotgunnova
04/04/21 11:49:22 AM
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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:51:48 AM
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Despised posted...
Bro I'm straight af and have a fiance but I've told her I would probably cheat on her with JGL if he was down ngl
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if youd cheat on your fianc with JGL youre not straight af.
Thats ok. I was going to do this whole riff on Morrissey but I kind of lost the thread.


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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 11:52:54 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
it's not manufactured bullshit lol

and anyway, she and two other members recently left Frozen Crown
Then everything worked out for the best.

I dont know, it may be that Im a bit too cynical, but it seemed manufactured.

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