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Drpooplol
04/07/21 1:14:29 PM
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6/10 for me. I've heard it's a bit too hairy. Though I have a bidet so that helps a ton.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/07/21 1:22:16 PM
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Are you implying bidets are so powerful that they remove hair?

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trappedunderice
04/07/21 1:23:38 PM
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His bidet is a power washer.
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Jiek_Fafn
04/07/21 1:24:47 PM
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I dont consider the hair around it as part of the asshole. Going by just the asshole itself, I'd say probably 3/10. It's unbleached and there's an occasional anal polyp showing. If we're adding the hair then it goes down even further.

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SailorGoon
04/07/21 1:28:25 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Are you implying bidets are so powerful that they remove hair?
No. I think he's implying, that hairy buttholes provide a good conditions for cultivating some ripe dingleberries, and that a bidet helps harvest said dingleberries

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Drpooplol
04/07/21 1:41:15 PM
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nah the bidet isn't related to the hair. It's just helpful in keeping my butthole clean. Like if you cloned me and the clone did everything the same except used only toilet paper, my butthole would be much better.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/07/21 2:12:14 PM
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I love when you guys take me serious.

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Smackems
04/07/21 2:13:03 PM
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1

Had 2 colonoscopies and it bleeds everywhere

Complete waste of time

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Lordgold666
04/07/21 3:23:51 PM
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0/10

Absolutely putrid

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MegaTech
04/07/21 3:25:29 PM
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More hair than a barber shop floor. Nothing special.
5/10

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seankimberley42
04/07/21 3:25:35 PM
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Well its a bubble butt that needs no lube so most people rate it pretty high.

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TerraSeeker
04/07/21 3:31:47 PM
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7/10
It's probably not as nice as it used to be, but I'm sure someone would still like it.

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Pome
04/07/21 3:32:45 PM
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Wish I had a bidet. I poop a lot and I think all the friction from toilet paper is giving me a lump
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Turbam
04/07/21 3:33:01 PM
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8/10
Nice and stinky

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Giant_Aspirin
04/07/21 3:33:05 PM
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like, what criteria are we considering when making this judgement? i've never really thought about the rating of my anus tbqh.

i keep it clean and trim the hair whenever i trim that area. so i guess maintained / 10, whatever that equates to?

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Dark_SilverX
04/07/21 3:33:24 PM
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seankimberley42 posted...
Well its a bubble butt that needs no lube so most people rate it pretty high.
No lube? You got one of those magical asses then! *licks lips till dey bleed*

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FF_Redux
04/08/21 7:24:51 PM
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FrankJaegr
04/08/21 7:25:42 PM
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if you pucker up your lips like you're about to kiss chances are that's what mines looks like
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/08/21 7:28:07 PM
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Just tried to wax mine with duct tape before this topic to get myself a better score.

Let's just say N/A

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Wii_Shaker
04/08/21 7:29:08 PM
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Smooth, bubbly and squeaky clean.

10/10

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Master Kazuya
04/08/21 7:30:38 PM
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I think mine is a 7

Anyone wanna rate me?

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