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FlameTurtle
04/09/21 5:57:44 AM
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the end

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g0ldie
04/09/21 5:58:16 AM
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gunplagirl
04/09/21 6:03:13 AM
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Was it me?

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jpenny2
04/09/21 6:07:32 AM
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Moms are the best.

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FlameTurtle
04/09/21 6:13:57 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Was it me?
It was in fact you

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gunplagirl
04/09/21 6:23:49 AM
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FlameTurtle posted...
It was in fact you
*Twirls my hair* hey ;)

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FlameTurtle
04/09/21 3:43:07 PM
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Hey

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Turbam
04/09/21 3:43:39 PM
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Get a room!!!!!!!

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FlameTurtle
04/10/21 3:19:04 AM
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Dear Diary,

I talked to another woman today. She told me about how much she drank when quarantine started and then she stabbed me and took a bunch of my blood

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Slayer_22
04/10/21 3:26:16 AM
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FlameTurtle posted...
Dear Diary,

I talked to another woman today. She told me about how much she drank when quarantine started and then she stabbed me and took a bunch of my blood

Was it a vampire?
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FlameTurtle
04/10/21 3:30:06 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Was it a vampire?
I think the politically correct term is "Lab technician" or something, but honestly, I didn't see any proof that showed that she wasn't a vampire

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Slayer_22
04/10/21 3:33:59 AM
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FlameTurtle posted...

I think the politically correct term is "Lab technician" or something, but honestly, I didn't see any proof that showed that she wasn't a vampire

That's their secret. They pretend to be science people for your blood. I find that 90% of people are vampires, so I carry a clove of garlic in my pocket and smash it in people's faces when I suspect they are.

You can tell they are one when they call you a freak and run away. Trusty garlic never lets me down.
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FlameTurtle
04/10/21 3:58:34 AM
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You are truly wise. I could learn much from you

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Verdekal
04/10/21 4:06:55 AM
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Me: "Hey Alexa, I talked to a girl today!"

Alexa: "Really, who?"

Me: "You!"

Alexa: :3

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FlameTurtle
04/10/21 3:26:22 PM
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Idk about that Alexa chick, she seems really nosy

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FlameTurtle
04/10/21 8:58:33 PM
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And the nerve of this vampire lady, taking my blood and then telling me how bad it is.

Some people are so rude

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Slayer_22
04/11/21 12:08:52 AM
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You probably didn't throw enough garlic in her face.
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FlameTurtle
04/13/21 2:53:07 AM
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Youre probably right, I didnt go in with the right tools for the job

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