Poll of the Day > Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will eventually type out all of PotD

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Blightzkrieg 04/10/21 3:13:42 PM #1:	Every post from beginning to end Imagine the trauma those monkeys will go through Think about that the next time you decide to post trash on this board. Think about who you're hurting. --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:952682657] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Every post from beginning to end Imagine the trauma those monkeys will go through Think about that the next time you decide to post trash on this board. Think about who you're hurting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/10/21 3:15:52 PM #2:	Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will also eventually type out all of the trash I don't post, though. In fact, the same infinite subset of the infinite monkeys will be traumatized by typing out the trash I don't post as would be traumatized if they typed out the same trash if I did post it. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:952682733] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will also eventually type out all of the trash I don't post, though. In fact, the same infinite subset of the infinite monkeys will be traumatized by typing out the trash I don't post as would be traumatized if they typed out the same trash if I did post it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 04/10/21 3:20:56 PM #3:	Infinite monkeys would probably make better posts. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:952682889] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Infinite monkeys would probably make better posts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 04/10/21 3:23:44 PM #4:	they would also make way worse posts --- there is blood on my hands how long till it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:952682979] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>they would also make way worse posts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/10/21 3:27:48 PM #5:	If all the zeros of a googolplex were printed onto standard books at 50 zeroes per page, those pages would have more mass than all of the known mass in the observable universe --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952683100] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>If all the zeros of a googolplex were printed onto standard books at 50 zeroes per page, those pages would have more mass than all of the known mass in the observable universe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/10/21 3:27:58 PM #6:	They would also make an infinite amount of monkey poo, and throw an infinite amount of it at you, think about that. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:952683107] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>They would also make an infinite amount of monkey poo, and throw an infinite amount of it at you, think about that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 04/10/21 3:28:17 PM #7:	ParanoidObsessive posted... better posts Bulbasaur posted... worse posts If these hypothetical monkeys are transcribing the contents of every post on this board, would it not follow that they would produce posts of equal quality to the ones they are copying? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:952683117] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote><cite>ParanoidObsessive posted...</cite> <quote>better posts</quote> <cite>Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote>worse posts</quote> If these hypothetical monkeys are transcribing the contents of every post on this board, would it not follow that they would produce posts of equal quality to the ones they are copying?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 04/10/21 3:28:36 PM #8:	Also, is this from some odd science-fiction story, or something? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:952683128] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Also, is this from some odd science-fiction story, or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 04/10/21 3:36:11 PM #9:	adjl posted... Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will also eventually type out all of the trash I don't post, though. In fact, the same infinite subset of the infinite monkeys will be traumatized by typing out the trash I don't post as would be traumatized if they typed out the same trash if I did post it. People are allowed to feel guilty for things they aren't directly responsible for. Don't shame us for having a fucking conscience. --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:952683369] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will also eventually type out all of the trash I don't post, though. In fact, the same infinite subset of the infinite monkeys will be traumatized by typing out the trash I don't post as would be traumatized if they typed out the same trash if I did post it.</quote>People are allowed to feel guilty for things they aren't directly responsible for. Don't shame us for having a fucking conscience. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/10/21 3:38:24 PM #10:	EclairReturns posted... Also, is this from some odd science-fiction story, or something? Tis originally from Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:952683444] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>EclairReturns posted... </cite> <quote>Also, is this from some odd science-fiction story, or something?</quote> Tis originally from Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 04/10/21 4:07:55 PM #11:	Mead posted... If all the zeros of a googolplex were printed onto standard books at 50 zeroes per page, those pages would have more mass than all of the known mass in the observable universe Ok but you can fit way more than 50 zeroes per page --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:952684277] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>If all the zeros of a googolplex were printed onto standard books at 50 zeroes per page, those pages would have more mass than all of the known mass in the observable universe </quote>Ok but you can fit way more than 50 zeroes per page </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/10/21 5:16:59 PM #12:	Greenfox111 posted... Ok but you can fit way more than 50 zeroes per page my mistake I meant per line --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952686512] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Greenfox111 posted... </cite> <quote>Ok but you can fit way more than 50 zeroes per page</quote> my mistake I meant per line </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 04/10/21 5:19:01 PM #13:	https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8 --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:952686580] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/10/21 5:20:22 PM #14:	Blightzkrieg posted... People are allowed to feel guilty for things they aren't directly responsible for. Don't shame us for having a fucking conscience. But this isn't just something we're not directly responsible for. This is something that will inevitably happen regardless of what I do or don't do. I have absolutely no ability to influence the simultaneous infinite outcomes of these infinite possibilities. None of us do. Everything that can happen, will. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:952686624] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Blightzkrieg posted... </cite> <quote>People are allowed to feel guilty for things they aren't directly responsible for. Don't shame us for having a fucking conscience.</quote> But this isn't just something we're not directly responsible for. This is something that will inevitably happen regardless of what I do or don't do. I have absolutely no ability to influence the simultaneous infinite outcomes of these infinite possibilities. None of us do. Everything that can happen, will. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 04/10/21 5:22:40 PM #15:	How long would it take though --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead <cite>Zareth posted [p:952686685] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>How long would it take though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanatteru 04/10/21 5:35:00 PM #16:	i've posted a lot of trash on here that's for sure --- despair-inducing <cite>Kanatteru posted [p:952687070] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>i've posted a lot of trash on here that's for sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 04/10/21 5:55:12 PM #17:	it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:952687654] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 04/10/21 6:03:54 PM #18:	Zareth posted... How long would it take though If there were infinite monkeys, each of them could type one letter of PotD's history in sequence, so theoretically it could be completed in the span of a single key press. Also worth noting that infinite monkeys will type every post on PotD infinite times. Like some kind of horrific monkey time loop hell. adjl posted... But this isn't just something we're not directly responsible for. This is something that will inevitably happen regardless of what I do or don't do. I have absolutely no ability to influence the simultaneous infinite outcomes of these infinite possibilities. None of us do. Everything that can happen, will. wow, this isn't the kind of thing an anime protagonist would say, monkey or not --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:952687875] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Zareth posted... </cite> <quote>How long would it take though</quote>If there were infinite monkeys, each of them could type one letter of PotD's history in sequence, so theoretically it could be completed in the span of a single key press. Also worth noting that infinite monkeys will type every post on PotD infinite times. Like some kind of horrific monkey time loop hell. adjl posted... </cite> <quote>But this isn't just something we're not directly responsible for. This is something that will inevitably happen regardless of what I do or don't do. I have absolutely no ability to influence the simultaneous infinite outcomes of these infinite possibilities. None of us do. Everything that can happen, will.</quote>wow, this isn't the kind of thing an anime protagonist would say, monkey or not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/10/21 6:15:49 PM #19:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Infinite monkeys would probably make better posts. I agree, this place sucks and Im literally better than everyone here. Thats why Ive spent the last 20 years here! --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:952688218] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite> <quote>Infinite monkeys would probably make better posts.</quote>I agree, this place sucks and Im literally better than everyone here. Thats why Ive spent the last 20 years here! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 04/10/21 6:34:15 PM #20:	Blightzkrieg posted... If there were infinite monkeys, each of them could type one letter of PotD's history in sequence, so theoretically it could be completed in the span of a single key press. I mean monkey's don't know how to type so they're probably mashing the keys, and keys that are close together are going to be hit at the same time. So I think that's technically impossible. --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead <cite>Zareth posted [p:952688759] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Blightzkrieg posted... </cite> <quote>If there were infinite monkeys, each of them could type one letter of PotD's history in sequence, so theoretically it could be completed in the span of a single key press.</quote>I mean monkey's don't know how to type so they're probably mashing the keys, and keys that are close together are going to be hit at the same time. So I think that's technically impossible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unbridled9 04/10/21 6:34:54 PM #21:	What if we ARE the infinite monkeys? --- I am the gentle hand who heals, the happy smile who shields, and the foot that will kick your ***! - White Mage <cite>Unbridled9 posted [p:952688779] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>What if we ARE the infinite monkeys? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 04/10/21 6:34:57 PM #22:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Infinite monkeys would probably make better posts. Or even a few monkeys would --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:952688782] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite> <quote>Infinite monkeys would probably make better posts.</quote>Or even a few monkeys would </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 04/10/21 6:44:23 PM #23:	Jorge Luis Borges wrote an interesting short story called The Library of Babel, which is about a universe in the form of a vast library containing a nearly infinite number of books containing every possible combination of the characters of the alphabet, periods, commas, and spaces. Although the overwhelming majority of the books will be gibberish, the library will contain, somewhere, every book ever written or that ever could be written. Some of these books must contain predictions of the future, important secrets or the meaning of the universe, but there will also exist books that look legitimate but contain false or erroneous information, thus all the books are totally useless. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:952689049] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Jorge Luis Borges wrote an interesting short story called The Library of Babel, which is about a universe in the form of a vast library containing a nearly infinite number of books containing every possible combination of the characters of the alphabet, periods, commas, and spaces. Although the overwhelming majority of the books will be gibberish, the library will contain, somewhere, every book ever written or that ever could be written. Some of these books must contain predictions of the future, important secrets or the meaning of the universe, but there will also exist books that look legitimate but contain false or erroneous information, thus all the books are totally useless. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/10/21 6:48:11 PM #24:	I hope they don't forget the ballsacks and beastiality pics --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:952689176] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>I hope they don't forget the ballsacks and beastiality pics </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 04/10/21 6:49:23 PM #25:	captpackrat posted... Jorge Luis Borges wrote an interesting short story called The Library of Babel, which is about a universe in the form of a vast library containing a nearly infinite number of books containing every possible combination of the characters of the alphabet, periods, commas, and spaces. Although the overwhelming majority of the books will be gibberish, the library will contain, somewhere, every book ever written or that ever could be written. Some of these books must contain predictions of the future, important secrets or the meaning of the universe, but there will also exist books that look legitimate but contain false or erroneous information, thus all the books are totally useless. This is the same idea but lacks the visual oomf and sex appeal of the monkey comparison. If all of PotD was in a library I'd burn that motherfucker down. --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:952689218] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>Jorge Luis Borges wrote an interesting short story called The Library of Babel, which is about a universe in the form of a vast library containing a nearly infinite number of books containing every possible combination of the characters of the alphabet, periods, commas, and spaces. Although the overwhelming majority of the books will be gibberish, the library will contain, somewhere, every book ever written or that ever could be written. Some of these books must contain predictions of the future, important secrets or the meaning of the universe, but there will also exist books that look legitimate but contain false or erroneous information, thus all the books are totally useless.</quote>This is the same idea but lacks the visual oomf and sex appeal of the monkey comparison. If all of PotD was in a library I'd burn that motherfucker down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 04/10/21 6:58:30 PM #26:	captpackrat posted... Jorge Luis Borges wrote an interesting short story called The Library of Babel, which is about a universe in the form of a vast library containing a nearly infinite number of books containing every possible combination of the characters of the alphabet, periods, commas, and spaces. Although the overwhelming majority of the books will be gibberish, the library will contain, somewhere, every book ever written or that ever could be written. Some of these books must contain predictions of the future, important secrets or the meaning of the universe, but there will also exist books that look legitimate but contain false or erroneous information, thus all the books are totally useless. Oh, I just found that someone has actually implemented this library in digital form. http://libraryofbabel.info/ --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:952689525] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>Jorge Luis Borges wrote an interesting short story called The Library of Babel, which is about a universe in the form of a vast library containing a nearly infinite number of books containing every possible combination of the characters of the alphabet, periods, commas, and spaces. Although the overwhelming majority of the books will be gibberish, the library will contain, somewhere, every book ever written or that ever could be written. Some of these books must contain predictions of the future, important secrets or the meaning of the universe, but there will also exist books that look legitimate but contain false or erroneous information, thus all the books are totally useless.</quote>Oh, I just found that someone has actually implemented this library in digital form. http://libraryofbabel.info/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/10/21 9:44:16 PM #27:	Zareth posted... I mean monkey's don't know how to type so they're probably mashing the keys, and keys that are close together are going to be hit at the same time. So I think that's technically impossible. With infinite monkeys, it doesn't matter how many multitudes type gibberish, because there is always another infinite number of monkeys pressing the correct keys to complete the actual posts. By the simple nature of infinity, it would happen almost instantaneously. Blightzkrieg posted... wow, this isn't the kind of thing an anime protagonist would say, monkey or not Well then I guess I need to queue up some dramatic betrayal music. Get me infinite monkeys on infinite pianos. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:952695630] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Zareth posted... </cite> <quote>I mean monkey's don't know how to type so they're probably mashing the keys, and keys that are close together are going to be hit at the same time. So I think that's technically impossible.</quote> With infinite monkeys, it doesn't matter how many multitudes type gibberish, because there is always another infinite number of monkeys pressing the correct keys to complete the actual posts. By the simple nature of infinity, it would happen almost instantaneously. Blightzkrieg posted... </cite> <quote>wow, this isn't the kind of thing an anime protagonist would say, monkey or not</quote> Well then I guess I need to queue up some dramatic betrayal music. Get me infinite monkeys on infinite pianos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 04/10/21 10:04:52 PM #28:	Dthiekdudyfixnxygydfgbv h tb h g fxn kd wofj. T t ub ivunx. Jc db ufxhxj mf shndl5. Mcxuc This is what a monkey would post. --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:952696423] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Dthiekdudyfixnxygydfgbv h tb h g fxn kd wofj. T t ub ivunx. Jc db ufxhxj mf shndl5. Mcxuc This is what a monkey would post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/10/21 10:28:56 PM #29:	SunWuKung420 posted... Dthiekdudyfixnxygydfgbv h tb h g fxn kd wofj. T t ub ivunx. Jc db ufxhxj mf shndl5. Mcxuc This is what a monkey would post. Most likely, but the fun thing about infinity is that probability no longer means anything. The odds of a monkey randomly typing something comprehensible are infinitesimal, but with infinite monkeys, it becomes guaranteed that not only one of them will do so, but an infinite number of them will. An infinite number of them will also type exactly what you wrote, another infinite number will derive the quadratic formula in perfect Gaelic, and another infinite number will reveal your secret pizza recipe. Infinity is comprised of infinite infinities, in which finite probabilities cease to matter. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:952697300] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Dthiekdudyfixnxygydfgbv h tb h g fxn kd wofj. T t ub ivunx. Jc db ufxhxj mf shndl5. Mcxuc This is what a monkey would post.</quote> Most likely, but the fun thing about infinity is that probability no longer means anything. The odds of a monkey randomly typing something comprehensible are infinitesimal, but with infinite monkeys, it becomes guaranteed that not only one of them will do so, but an infinite number of them will. An infinite number of them will also type exactly what you wrote, another infinite number will derive the quadratic formula in perfect Gaelic, and another infinite number will reveal your secret pizza recipe. Infinity is comprised of infinite infinities, in which finite probabilities cease to matter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 04/10/21 10:30:39 PM #30:	adjl posted... Most likely, but the fun thing about infinity is that probability no longer means anything. The odds of a monkey randomly typing something comprehensible are infinitesimal, but with infinite monkeys, it becomes guaranteed that not only one of them will do so, but an infinite number of them will. An infinite number of them will also type exactly what you wrote, another infinite number will derive the quadratic formula in perfect Gaelic, and another infinite number will reveal your secret pizza recipe. Infinity is comprised of infinite infinities, in which finite probabilities cease to matter. I know all about infinite possibilities. I exist in all of them. --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:952697346] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>Most likely, but the fun thing about infinity is that probability no longer means anything. The odds of a monkey randomly typing something comprehensible are infinitesimal, but with infinite monkeys, it becomes guaranteed that not only one of them will do so, but an infinite number of them will. An infinite number of them will also type exactly what you wrote, another infinite number will derive the quadratic formula in perfect Gaelic, and another infinite number will reveal your secret pizza recipe. Infinity is comprised of infinite infinities, in which finite probabilities cease to matter.</quote>I know all about infinite possibilities. I exist in all of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 04/10/21 10:31:34 PM #31:	Infinite monkeys clapping infinite2 cheeks would bang my ex infinite times --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:952697386] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Infinite monkeys clapping infinite2 cheeks would bang my ex infinite times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/10/21 10:45:35 PM #32:	SunWuKung420 posted... I know all about infinite possibilities. I exist in all of them. You also do not exist in all of them. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:952697868] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>I know all about infinite possibilities. I exist in all of them.</quote> You also do not exist in all of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 04/10/21 10:46:46 PM #33:	adjl posted... You also do not exist in all of them. Nope. I am all the infinities. --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:952697903] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>You also do not exist in all of them.</quote>Nope. I am all the infinities. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 04/11/21 1:00:55 AM #34:	1) The monkeys don't comprehend what they're typing. 2) Since there's an infinite number of them each one just needs to fill a single page. They won't even get carpal tunnel syndrome from completing the exercise. 3) An infinite number of monkeys would use up all the available oxygen quite rabidly. 4) An infinite number of monkeys would fill all available space. Their infinite mass would collapse the universe into a black hole. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:952701853] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>1) The monkeys don't comprehend what they're typing. 2) Since there's an infinite number of them each one just needs to fill a single page. They won't even get carpal tunnel syndrome from completing the exercise. 3) An infinite number of monkeys would use up all the available oxygen quite rabidly. 4) An infinite number of monkeys would fill all available space. Their infinite mass would collapse the universe into a black hole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 04/11/21 1:04:05 AM #35:	SKARDAVNELNATE posted... An infinite number of monkeys would fill all available space This is true. You'd need more than infinite space to have room for the typewriters AND the monkeys. --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead <cite>Zareth posted [p:952701934] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>SKARDAVNELNATE posted... </cite> <quote>An infinite number of monkeys would fill all available space</quote>This is true. You'd need more than infinite space to have room for the typewriters AND the monkeys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 04/11/21 1:06:19 AM #36:	adjl posted... Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will also eventually type out all of the trash I don't post, though. In fact, the same infinite subset of the infinite monkeys will be traumatized by typing out the trash I don't post as would be traumatized if they typed out the same trash if I did post it. HYPERLOGICAL <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:952702001] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will also eventually type out all of the trash I don't post, though. In fact, the same infinite subset of the infinite monkeys will be traumatized by typing out the trash I don't post as would be traumatized if they typed out the same trash if I did post it.</quote> HYPERLOGICAL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 04/11/21 1:06:32 AM #37:	It's the Naruto shadow clone training analogy. Only one of us is the jutsu caster. I AM THE HIGHLANDER! --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:952702004] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>It's the Naruto shadow clone training analogy. Only one of us is the jutsu caster. I AM THE HIGHLANDER! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 04/11/21 1:07:17 AM #38:	We haven't established that the monkeys have any mass though, they could presumably all occupy the same point in space. --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:952702023] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>We haven't established that the monkeys have any mass though, they could presumably all occupy the same point in space. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 04/11/21 1:13:58 AM #39:	Blightzkrieg posted... We haven't established that the monkeys have any mass though, they could presumably all occupy the same point in space. That's quantum and particle physics in a nutshell. All of existence is mutable. All things are made of and exist within the same substance and space. Thought is the only reaction. --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:952702187] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Blightzkrieg posted... </cite> <quote>We haven't established that the monkeys have any mass though, they could presumably all occupy the same point in space.</quote>That's quantum and particle physics in a nutshell. All of existence is mutable. All things are made of and exist within the same substance and space. Thought is the only reaction. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 04/11/21 1:15:41 AM #40:	Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! Rat shit! Bat shit! Dirty old **! Sixty-nine assholes, tied in a KNOT! Hooray! Lizard shit! FUCK! --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:952702217] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! Rat shit! Bat shit! Dirty old **! Sixty-nine assholes, tied in a KNOT! Hooray! Lizard shit! FUCK! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 04/11/21 12:38:31 PM #41:	Blightzkrieg posted... We haven't established that the monkeys have any mass though, they could presumably all occupy the same point in space. If so, how are they expected to press the keys on the typewriter? Being without mass prevents them from interacting with each other or the rest of the universe. This would also make them unable to interact with the typewriter. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:952713365] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Blightzkrieg posted... </cite> <quote>We haven't established that the monkeys have any mass though, they could presumably all occupy the same point in space.</quote>If so, how are they expected to press the keys on the typewriter? Being without mass prevents them from interacting with each other or the rest of the universe. This would also make them unable to interact with the typewriter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 04/11/21 1:04:56 PM #42:	Monkeys are cute. We have a couple typewriters here that they can use. There might be a couple more in my uncles house. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:952714126] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Monkeys are cute. We have a couple typewriters here that they can use. There might be a couple more in my uncles house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/12/21 8:08:54 AM #43:	SKARDAVNELNATE posted... If so, how are they expected to press the keys on the typewriter? Presumably, the typewriters would also be massless, so as to also occupy the same point in space. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:952742111] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>SKARDAVNELNATE posted... </cite> <quote>If so, how are they expected to press the keys on the typewriter?</quote> Presumably, the typewriters would also be massless, so as to also occupy the same point in space. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 04/12/21 8:36:45 AM #44:	Can't we just have a random character generator instead of infinite massless monkeys and typewriters? --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:952742564] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>Can't we just have a random character generator instead of infinite massless monkeys and typewriters? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/12/21 8:40:17 AM #45:	JOExHIGASHI posted... Can't we just have a random character generator instead of infinite massless monkeys and typewriters? What's the difference? --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:952742620] in Infinite m... [t:79398346]...</cite> <quote>JOExHIGASHI posted... </cite> <quote>Can't we just have a random character generator instead of infinite massless monkeys and typewriters?</quote> What's the difference? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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