Poll of the Day > hey alexa

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Joe_Biden
04/12/21 2:07:26 AM
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fart

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Metalsonic66
04/12/21 3:20:42 AM
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"Add buttplugs to my shopping list"

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Mead
04/12/21 3:28:54 AM
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2021 and our digital assistants cant even make us microwave popcorn on command yet

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Joe_Biden
04/12/21 3:48:05 AM
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they make alexa microwaves dude

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Sarcasthma
04/12/21 4:38:43 AM
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But I don't want Alexa to microwave a dude.

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Bulbasaur
04/12/21 4:51:50 PM
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what are you, a cop

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Mead
04/12/21 4:57:18 PM
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Joe_Biden posted...
they make alexa microwaves dude

sure but you have to buy the popcorn and put it in there yourself so what even is the point

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Sarcasthma
04/12/21 11:39:16 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
what are you, a cop
Maybe in another life

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LinkPizza
04/12/21 11:45:26 PM
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I asked my Alexa about the weather, but she didnt notice the storm outside. When I told her Its raining, she said, Its pouring. The old man is snoring.
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