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Choco
04/12/21 10:08:56 AM
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Giant_Aspirin
04/12/21 10:09:15 AM
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*ghost shit

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MorbidFaithless
04/12/21 11:41:17 AM
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One of life's miracles

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Turbam
04/12/21 11:42:53 AM
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Maybe you got chalky poops?

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Kloe_Rinz
04/12/21 11:43:26 AM
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When you wipe the first time and theres nothing on the paper at all
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Choco
04/12/21 12:32:49 PM
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BlueMage279 posted...
Just be grateful you didnt have a full on choco-shit (which would be way worse imho)
a what

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Choco
04/12/21 12:33:21 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
When you wipe the first time and theres nothing on the paper at all
this topic is about less than nothing
like when your butt sucks up the toilet paper

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Choco
04/12/21 12:42:01 PM
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BlueMage279 posted...
A choco-poo. A choco-stoolie. A choco-chocolate surprise
what the fuck

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Tired-Insomniac
04/12/21 12:45:09 PM
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I still keep wiping cause I think maybe I just wiped wrong

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RaulJenkins
04/12/21 12:47:06 PM
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Yeah this happens every once in a while, truly an anomaly. Fit for the X-Files, if you ask me

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CapnMuffin
04/12/21 12:47:12 PM
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BlueMage279 posted...
Just be grateful you didnt have a full on choco-shit (which would be way worse imho)
Is that when its basically like peanut butter down there? I hate that. Never feels clean.

Meanwhile my kids can dump 10% of their body weight it seems and get nothing but net. wtf... Is that years of processed food fucking up your gut?
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Choco
04/12/21 12:48:47 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Is that when its basically like peanut butter down there? I hate that. Never feels clean.

Meanwhile my kids can dump 10% of their body weight it seems and get nothing but net. wtf... Is that years of processed food fucking up your gut?
i think ass hair might have sth to do with it

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Tired-Insomniac
04/12/21 1:27:10 PM
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BlueMage279 posted...
Its exactly that

https://youtu.be/vGCIGEUB32M

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Giant_Aspirin
04/12/21 1:30:45 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Is that when its basically like peanut butter down there?

that means you're dehydrated or lack fiber

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berlyman101
04/12/21 1:32:57 PM
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this should be every poop. a single square to remove the poop sweat and on with your day.

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Dorfmann_
04/12/21 1:43:52 PM
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Ya'll need some psyllium husk in your life.
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