Current Events > damn, those fleshy torso's have come a long way...

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lww99
04/12/21 1:06:41 PM
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CoworkerCrush
04/12/21 1:07:02 PM
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...wat

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lww99
04/12/21 1:07:19 PM
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Blue_Inigo
04/12/21 1:07:49 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo
04/12/21 1:09:08 PM
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https://youtu.be/cqX_o0xcO1s

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lww99
04/12/21 1:09:16 PM
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CoworkerCrush posted...
...wat

im a degenerate.

its like one of those flashlight shaped things, but a torso...

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divot1338
04/12/21 1:13:29 PM
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Check the dimensions. Some of those are 3/5 scale so it would be childsized.

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CoworkerCrush
04/12/21 1:14:47 PM
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Ah. The only sex toys I've ever used were vibrators

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lww99
04/12/21 1:14:53 PM
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well thats fucking gross lol.

yeah Ill have to check that for sure

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lww99
04/12/21 1:16:19 PM
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I have a little double ended hand held one.

but I feel like cheeks on the torso would be a game changer

*bonk*

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SSJGrimReaper
04/12/21 1:16:22 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Check the dimensions. Some of those are 3/5 scale so it would be childsized.
this

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CoworkerCrush
04/12/21 1:19:23 PM
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how does it even work? are you just using a fleshlight while groping them? Do you like wear them, or what?

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PoundGarden
04/12/21 1:19:59 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Check the dimensions. Some of those are 3/5 scale so it would be childsized.

LMFAO. I can just see some pervert all horned up ready to bang his new toy, open it up and its a child size. Just standing there with a hardon taking inventory of their morals screaming "I didn't ask for this!" lol

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lww99
04/12/21 1:21:46 PM
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They have one integrated into the Torso. Or more, depending on the model.

usually front and back

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CoworkerCrush
04/12/21 1:24:21 PM
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lww99 posted...
They have one integrated into the Torso. Or more, depending on the model.

usually front and back
so it's like a simulated torso/abdomen + pelvic area? that'd be neat with VR

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lww99
04/12/21 1:25:08 PM
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Basically. Some have boobs, some are just the lower half.

they make the same thing with giant dildos attached

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CoworkerCrush
04/12/21 1:25:35 PM
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Damn we've come a long way huh

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Tired-Insomniac
04/12/21 1:26:04 PM
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Like a RealDoll but without the head, legs, and arms?

why not just buy the whole thing

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darkprince45
04/12/21 1:26:25 PM
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Why not just bang a real girl. Wtf

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BeyondWalls
04/12/21 1:27:32 PM
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lww99 posted...
im a degenerate.

its like one of those flashlight shaped things, but a torso...
What.

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SSJGrimReaper
04/12/21 1:27:55 PM
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The ones that are actually life-sized are like $200+ >_____>

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CoworkerCrush
04/12/21 1:28:03 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Why not just bang a real girl. Wtf
This isn't always an option, even in a committed relationship. Seems obvious

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lww99
04/12/21 1:29:10 PM
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These are like $80, I imagine those are super expensive.

im also not trying to trick myself into thinking its person.

just think itd feel better than a normal fleshlight.

darkprince45 posted...
Why not just bang a real girl. Wtf
fianc and I have been going through it for a few months.

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darkprince45
04/12/21 1:29:59 PM
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CoworkerCrush posted...
This isn't always an option, even in a committed relationship. Seems obvious
So you bang a fake torso

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CoworkerCrush
04/12/21 1:30:59 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
So you bang a fake torso
You masturbate. How you do it is up to you

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Turbam
04/12/21 1:32:39 PM
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I got the one that the internet said is the best one in

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lww99
04/12/21 1:33:22 PM
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lww99
04/12/21 1:35:18 PM
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thats where I got the first one tbh. But yeah its weird seeing in your account history, knowing someone boxed it up and saw your name, etc

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SSJGrimReaper
04/12/21 1:38:22 PM
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I thought about buying one at one point but never did because the maintenance and upkeep you gotta do on those things seem like a pain in the ass

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Turbam
04/12/21 1:39:57 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
I thought about buying one at one point but never did because the maintenance and upkeep you gotta do on those things seem like a pain in the ass
Just boil it, dog

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Tired-Insomniac
04/12/21 1:39:59 PM
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lww99 posted...
thats where I got the first one tbh. But yeah its weird seeing in your account history, knowing someone boxed it up and saw your name, etc

Imagine if it gets delivered in the original packaging instead of an Amazon box

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SSJGrimReaper
04/12/21 1:41:30 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Imagine if it gets delivered in the original packaging instead of an Amazon box
Imagine the delivery person telling you that they have one too

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lww99
04/12/21 1:49:15 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
I thought about buying one at one point but never did because the maintenance and upkeep you gotta do on those things seem like a pain in the ass

Turbam posted...
Just boil it, dog

cleaning is my biggest gripe. The one I have now is open on both ends. So you can essentially just run hot soapy water through it.

but the ones Im describing only has one sided tunnels, which would make cleaning way harder

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lww99
04/12/21 2:05:00 PM
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Would it generally specify if its a 3/5 size?

really trying to avoid the wrong size coming lol

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SSJGrimReaper
04/12/21 2:12:12 PM
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Probably not

Alot those like to falsely advertise that they're "life-sized/1:1 scale" but are usually on the smaller side

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lww99
04/12/21 2:26:08 PM
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Demigod_Elessar
04/12/21 2:26:16 PM
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lww99 posted...
Would it generally specify if its a 3/5 size?

really trying to avoid the wrong size coming lol


I'm sure it shows the dimensions of the product somewhere, rather in the item description or on the box itself.
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lww99
04/12/21 2:28:30 PM
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i guess Ill have to measure my fianc to compare . I have no idea what normal dimensions are for an average adult lmao

never had a chance to measure in the moment, you know?

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lww99
04/12/21 2:45:37 PM
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Dakimakura
04/12/21 2:49:40 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
there's things i wouldn't buy off of Amazon & this would be one.

Yeah, it is better to buy off of ebay

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SSJGrimReaper
04/12/21 2:58:02 PM
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lww99 posted...
Drying sticks?!
See what I mean about maintenance

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lww99
04/12/21 3:00:31 PM
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Ive never used one, but I think I was okay with mine being open on both ends.

if I end up ordering this kind, a drying rod may be necessary

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04/12/21 3:01:52 PM
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divot1338
04/12/21 3:02:00 PM
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Cant you just shoot some water up her hoohaw, set her upside down and let gravity do its thing?

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SSJGrimReaper
04/12/21 3:02:44 PM
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Do you already have the torso thing picked out? How much are you paying for it?

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