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brestugo
04/15/21 7:26:58 PM
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https://www.livescience.com/baby-born-three-penises.html

A boy born with three penises is the first-ever reported case of human triphallia, a condition in which three phalluses form during embryonic development.

The child, first seen by doctors as a 3-month-old, was from Duhok, Iraq. He underwent surgery to remove two of the phalluses, which were small projections at the base of the penis and scrotum. The third phallus was in the usual location. According to a case study published in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports in November, the boy was doing well at a follow-up visit a year after surgery.

Extra, or "supernumerary" penises are a rare congenital condition, occurring only once every 5 million to 6 million live births, according to the researchers. The level of development of these extra phalluses differs in different individuals.

In the case of the child in Iraq, the two additional penises contained the erectile tissue, called corpus cavernosum, which becomes engorged with blood during arousal, as well as a tissue called corpus spongiosum, which helps support the urethra, the tube through which urine passes. But the extra penises didn't have urethras. This made surgical removal of the extra organs simple.

The doctors who treated the Iraqi baby found nothing in the child's family history or medical history, such as exposure to medications or chemicals during pregnancy, that would explain the congenital abnormality. The child was otherwise healthy except for some fluid buildup in the scrotum, which is a common and easily treated condition in infancy.

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KStateKing17
04/15/21 7:29:35 PM
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Wow...uh.
There's a joke there about being more of a man or superchad but I can't put it together.

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ArchNemo
04/15/21 7:31:08 PM
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I think that's called a threenis

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brestugo
04/15/21 7:31:54 PM
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Imagine if he had 3 urethras. You couldn't change the diapers fast enough.

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brestugo
04/15/21 7:32:12 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
I think that's called a threenis
+1

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brestugo
04/15/21 7:33:06 PM
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Did his parents name him Trey?

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davyheinz
04/15/21 7:34:11 PM
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As somebody who made jokes about Biden being an alpha with two dicks, reality has now one upped me.

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TheHoldSteady
04/15/21 7:34:24 PM
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brestugo posted...
A boy born with three penises is the first-ever reported case of human triphallia, a condition in which three phalluses form during embryonic development.

it was the first time but they already had a term for it of course

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Doom_Art
04/15/21 7:35:06 PM
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Lucky little bastard

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brestugo
04/15/21 7:36:45 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Lucky little bastard
The article did imply all 3 were capable of erection.

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Sir Will
04/15/21 7:37:59 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Lucky little bastard
Yeah but then they cut them off.

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Doom_Art
04/15/21 7:38:01 PM
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brestugo posted...
The article did imply all 3 were capable of erection.
When he's grown up he's gonna make 3 women very happy. At the same time.

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FF_Redux
04/15/21 7:39:02 PM
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Wedge Antilles
04/15/21 7:39:13 PM
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Pretty sure I've seen a Twitch copypasta of this before.

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MabusIncarnate
04/15/21 7:39:18 PM
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Someone needs to jump on the alt Triphallia ASAP

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thronedfire2
04/15/21 7:39:45 PM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
it was the first time but they already had a term for it of course

thats easy, all you have to do is change the prefix to match the number of penises

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ArchNemo
04/15/21 7:41:06 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Yeah but then they cut them off.

Imagine growing up and realizing you could have had 3 functional penises but they cut them off.

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CyricZ
04/15/21 7:41:36 PM
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Let me preface that I feel bad about this, but my first stupid thought was that some decades down the line he could accurately recreate that scene from Black Dynamite.

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Crescente
04/15/21 7:47:28 PM
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Why the hell did they cut off his 2 other penises? Dude could have become dugtrio.
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KStateKing17
04/15/21 10:38:07 PM
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Crescente posted...
Why the hell did they cut off his 2 other penises? Dude could have become dugtrio.


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AtelierRyza3462
04/15/21 10:38:36 PM
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Damn and I thought 2 was the dream...

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MabusIncarnate
04/15/21 10:38:48 PM
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Crescente posted...
Why the hell did they cut off his 2 other penises? Dude could have become dugtrio.
Hardest i've laughed all week, thanks

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Dakimakura
04/15/21 10:39:40 PM
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That baby can breed two bitches at once!

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Guide
04/15/21 10:40:05 PM
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Bruh, they cut his pussy slaying power down two thirds.

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awesome999
04/15/21 10:40:32 PM
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Reminds me of an AMA with a dude with two dicks
That AMA kinda had me wishing ngl
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Kisai
04/15/21 10:41:50 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Reminds me of an AMA with a dude with two dicks
That AMA kinda had me wishing ngl
That was debunked.

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Returning_CEmen
04/15/21 10:43:57 PM
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So he was born with 3 dicks and a big sack and the doctors nerfd him

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Dakimakura
04/15/21 10:47:08 PM
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Babies need more rights

You can't just go cutting off whatever you want when they come out without their consent.

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awesome999
04/15/21 10:49:27 PM
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Kisai posted...

That was debunked.

Was it?

Dakimakura posted...
Babies need more rights

You can't just go cutting off whatever you want when they come out without their consent.

This. If it's not medically necessary, people should stay the fuck away
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KStateKing17
04/15/21 10:50:36 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
So he was born with 3 dicks and a big sack and the doctors nerfd him
They were intimidated

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Tired-Insomniac
04/15/21 10:51:05 PM
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Crescente posted...
Why the hell did they cut off his 2 other penises? Dude could have become dugtrio.

holy fuck lmfao

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Tired-Insomniac
04/15/21 10:54:47 PM
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Now Im thinking if I had three functional penises

if one of them ejaculated early could one of the others tag in or would the refractory period cause them all to go soft at the same time

cause if not you could time if right to be the most successful porn star of all time

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What_
04/15/21 10:55:17 PM
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Touch
04/15/21 10:55:39 PM
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That kid's name?

Cerberus.

Edit: fucking ninja'd wtf

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Kisai
04/15/21 10:57:01 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
if one of them ejaculated early could one of the others tag in or would the refractory period cause them all to go soft at the same time
We will never know the answer to this important scientific question because someone threw away our only hope of ever knowing.

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Tired-Insomniac
04/15/21 10:58:45 PM
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Kisai posted...
We will never know the answer to this important scientific question because someone threw away our only hope of ever knowing.


we have the technology

we can create a new hydra...

mother of god what if we create a hybrid being where two penises grow back for every penis that gets cut off

the perfect chad

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MrMallard
04/15/21 11:03:49 PM
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brestugo posted...
Imagine if he had 3 urethras. You couldn't change the diapers fast enough.
Piss Mohawk

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Tired-Insomniac
04/15/21 11:04:00 PM
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Revnir posted...
because two of the penises didn't have uteruses

what

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awesome999
04/15/21 11:07:09 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...


what

He means urethras
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Schwarz
04/15/21 11:10:01 PM
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Huh, expected India

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CARRRNE_ASADA
04/15/21 11:15:11 PM
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He would've probably fainted everytime he got erections.

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jumi
04/15/21 11:16:56 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
we have the technology

we can create a new hydra...

mother of god what if we create a hybrid being where two penises grow back for every penis that gets cut off

the perfect chad

*fucks Lorena Bobbitt*

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ToPoPO
04/15/21 11:49:53 PM
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Edward Penishands porno was a reality...
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Sir Will
04/15/21 11:57:21 PM
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Schwarz posted...
Huh, expected India
I'll be honest, so did I.

Kisai posted...
That was debunked.
Huh, did not know that.

awesome999 posted...
Was it?
Seems there's some reddit threads about it.

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