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xXfireglzXx
04/16/21 8:35:12 AM
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Now it's too toasted to be bread, not toasted enough to be toast. Forever stuck in a slightly crispy limbo.

What man would want you now?

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BlockAddition
04/16/21 8:36:21 AM
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> imagine not having a gas grill

>mfw 42042069nice

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Alteres
04/16/21 8:36:51 AM
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I like it that way, leave the butter out in a butter dish, not in the fridge.

Then just spread the butter on warm slightly crunchy bread.

Closest you will get to fresh baked with bread slices.

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xXfireglzXx
04/16/21 8:37:42 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
> imagine not having a gas grill

>mfw 42042069nice

Im not turning on the grill to finish toast. Might as well just ask me to freebase it at that point.

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Alteres
04/16/21 8:40:01 AM
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Free basing toast would be taking it to the next level.

Why eat when you can inhale?

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