Current Events > Vanilla extract is made from beaver asshole.

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Um, vanilla extract has uh... beaver asshole in it. I like to smell vanilla extract up close. But now Ive learned that Im getting my nose real up in beaver asshole.

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Mmm creamy vanilla

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Hey y'know whatever works

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You fibber. The odds are so low. I know because I bought 300 lbs of vanilla extract to get my sweet beaver funk but testing proved there was none in any of what I bought!

Isnt most cologne made from ambergris? Which is basically whale shit?

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I <3 Beavers

Redfeather posted...

You fibber. The odds are so low. I know because I bought 300 lbs of vanilla extract to get my sweet beaver funk but testing proved there was none in any of what I bought!

You got scammed lololol

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DespondentDeity posted...

Isnt most cologne made from ambergris? Which is basically whale shit?

Ahhhh no you aren't going to trick me into buying 300 gallons of cologne. Unless it's dirt cheap.

DespondentDeity posted...

Isnt most cologne made from ambergris? Which is basically whale shit?

Whale vomit*, but the special chunks.

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Vanilla flavoring is made using beaver gland funk.

Vanilla extract is made from actual vanilla beans.

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Mmmmmm..... beavers and assholes.
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Paragon21XX posted...

Vanilla flavoring is made using beaver gland funk.

Vanilla extract is made from actual vanilla beans.

This. Imitation vanilla flavor is taken from beaver anal gland musk. Basically the beaver version of skunk spray (only beavers can't spray it). It comes from them eating lots of birch and trees and stuff that resemble vanilla scent.


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DespondentDeity posted...

Isnt most cologne made from ambergris? Which is basically whale shit?

Not really, international laws prevent the use of ambergris but there are some that use it.

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Like Brute. That stuff smells like whale vomit.
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Become a believer. Lick a beaver.

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It adds flavour.

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DespondentDeity posted...

Isnt most cologne made from ambergris? Which is basically whale shit?

Precious hamburgers?

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All hamburgers are precious

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LostForest posted...

This. Imitation vanilla flavor is taken from beaver anal gland musk. Basically the beaver version of skunk spray (only beavers can't spray it). It comes from them eating lots of birch and trees and stuff that resemble vanilla scent.

Who the hell figured this out

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No wonder they were Angry Beavers. They were tired of defending their buttholes.

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Smackems posted...

Who the hell figured this out

i heard this shit about impalement where apparently they created the opening with a razor, then applied styptic to stop the bleeding before placing you on the greased pole to make sure the spectacle went the way they wanted it to. My point being, if theres a way to do something, someone will figure it out.

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Booze is made from yeasts drowned in their own piss.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/beaver-butt-goo-vanilla-flavoring

I lift up the animals tail, said Joanne Crawford, a wildlife ecologist at Southern Illinois University, and Im like, Get down there, and stick your nose near its bum.'

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That's some beaver's daughter you know.

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I like my beaver juice

So do they kill and butcher the Beavers?

Or is it like Cows where they just chill on the farm and someone has to milk their asshole?

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AlisLandale posted...

So do they kill and butcher the Beavers?

Or is it like Cows where they just chill on the farm and someone has to milk their asshole?

I know what I want to be. To Canada! I assume that's where vanilla butt beavers live.

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AlisLandale posted...

Or is it like Cows where they just chill on the farm and someone has to milk their asshole?

Humans and bears are the only mammals that don't have anal glands.

AlisLandale posted...

So do they kill and butcher the Beavers?

Or is it like Cows where they just chill on the farm and someone has to milk their asshole?

wish someone would milk my asshole

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Every edible fig had a wasp corpse in it

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Smackems posted...

Every edible fig had a wasp corpse in it

It adds flavour.

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BloodMoon7 posted...

It adds flavour.

Crunchy

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I regret everything about this topic.

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The annual industry consumption (of beaver asshole) is very low, around 300 pounds,[17] whereas vanillin is over 2.6 million pounds annually.[18]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum#In_food

dont worry, im guessing most of us have never had beaver asshole still.

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Which part of the butthole? Do they bleach it?

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Beaver glands are almost never used to create vanillin as it's way too expensive. They generally just use wood pulp nowadays.

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