Current Events > It's 1am and my roommate is getting broken up with in the next room over

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Harpie
04/18/21 3:52:09 AM
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Theyve been in angry crying hysterics for over an hour now and theyre still going strong

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/21 3:54:09 AM
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This calls for booze and hot dogs.

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Harpie
04/18/21 3:56:50 AM
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Update: My roommate is full on yelling now. Shes saying something like she doesnt want to be apart of the drama anymore (poly relationship with a married couple)

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Harpie
04/18/21 3:57:13 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This calls for booze and hot dogs.
I have weed, join me

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SomeLikeItHoth
04/18/21 3:57:36 AM
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Crying that much over a relationship? Bruh

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Harpie
04/18/21 3:58:12 AM
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Update: Someone (Probably my rm) is slamming the desk with their hands

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Harpie
04/18/21 3:59:05 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Crying that much over a relationship? Bruh
Theyre arguing about saving it I think

Im so confused they were fucking like two hours ago

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Harpie
04/18/21 4:00:28 AM
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Update: someone blew their nose, is it done??
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at the end of typing that first sentence I hear my roommate arguing again ._.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/21 4:01:05 AM
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Harpie posted...
Theyre arguing about saving it I think

Im so confused they were fucking like two hours ago

2 hours can go a long way.... Plus they live with you.. yikes.

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Harpie
04/18/21 4:06:55 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
2 hours can go a long way.... Plus they live with you.. yikes.
Must be that post nut clarity

Only one of them does. But shes recently started dating a married couple as of last month and theyve been having crazy loud sex til 3am almost EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

Its all fun and games til you gotta get up for work at 7am every morning

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Harpie
04/18/21 4:08:38 AM
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update: The hysteria has finally stopped and it is time for this topic to close

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/21 4:10:09 AM
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Harpie posted...
Must be that post nut clarity

Only one of them does. But shes recently started dating a married couple as of last month and theyve been having crazy loud sex til 3am almost EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

Its all fun and games til you gotta get up for work at 7am every morning

So shut them the fuck down Harpie. You live there too.....

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viewmaster_pi
04/18/21 4:11:37 AM
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Harpie posted...
poly relationship with a married couple
whaaaaat noooo reallyyyyy

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Dark_SilverX
04/18/21 4:14:39 AM
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Harpie posted...
Update: My roommate is full on yelling now. Shes saying something like she doesnt want to be apart of the drama anymore (poly relationship with a married couple)


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pogo_rabid
04/18/21 4:19:43 AM
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pics or it didn't happen

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Smashingpmkns
04/18/21 4:21:04 AM
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viewmaster_pi
04/18/21 4:22:28 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Who won the breakup?
probably the married couple

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/18/21 4:22:59 AM
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If you ever need a filler count me in

"OHHHHHHH HARPIE FUCK FUCK MY BACK OH SHIT SHIT SHIT M BACK THANKS A LOT FOR NOTHING. You still owe me $17

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Flauros
04/18/21 4:25:28 AM
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Notti
04/18/21 11:12:50 PM
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Payzmaykr
04/18/21 11:17:33 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Crying that much over a relationship? Bruh
Right?
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bknight
04/18/21 11:19:33 PM
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Time for rebound sex, just go in after she leaves and you're in TC.
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ElatedVenusaur
04/18/21 11:43:20 PM
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Sounds like a less-than-ideal situation.
For TC, certainly. I hope you can get some sleep tonight!
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skermac
04/18/21 11:48:36 PM
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Has your roommate been historically a drama queen?

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Solid Snake07
04/18/21 11:49:32 PM
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Soooooo your roommate is basically a glorified side piece?

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wackyteen
04/18/21 11:52:07 PM
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Harpie posted...
Update: Someone (Probably my rm) is slamming the desk with their hands
I read that as "Probably me rn"

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viewmaster_pi
04/18/21 11:53:02 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Soooooo your roommate is basically a glorified side piece?
not anymore

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DrizztLink
04/18/21 11:54:50 PM
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ssj3vegeta
04/18/21 11:55:00 PM
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TheVipaGTS
04/18/21 11:55:36 PM
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Harpie posted...
(poly relationship with a married couple)
lol, oh geez.

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Axiom
04/18/21 11:59:40 PM
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Harpie posted...
(poly relationship with a married couple)
Lmao yeah that was destined to work out alright
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viewmaster_pi
04/19/21 12:01:28 AM
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sh-shut up you guys!!! poly relationships are for... e-extremely emotionally mature people, so it's no wonder you don't get it!!!!

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fuming
04/19/21 12:02:02 AM
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If she didn't want drama why did she enter into a poly relationship with a married couple lol
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MabusIncarnate
04/19/21 12:03:15 AM
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Furiously masturbate and moan loud until it's uncomfortable for them and they leave

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