Current Events > My name is Barry Allen, and I am the FATTEST man alive

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AlisLandale
04/20/21 8:27:14 AM
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lww99
04/20/21 8:27:43 AM
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monkmith
04/20/21 8:30:47 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Ureytbq3A

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ApherosyLove
04/20/21 8:31:32 AM
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Scarecrow17
04/20/21 8:31:49 AM
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lww99 posted...
All he does in s7 is talk the villains down

For real? I stopped watching a while ago.

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KnightofShikari
04/20/21 8:34:36 AM
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it was me barry



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coh
04/20/21 8:37:51 AM
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Does anyone remember that user who claimed he wanted to be the worlds fattest man?
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WingsOfGood
04/20/21 8:48:32 AM
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Reverse flash evilest man alive.

https://youtu.be/qy-enR-ROq4
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ModLogic
04/20/21 8:50:24 AM
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Redfeather
04/20/21 8:50:57 AM
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Criminal masterminds peeking out from behind building to shoot their fattening rayguns. What a time for comics.
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lww99
04/20/21 8:55:59 AM
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Scarecrow17 posted...
For real? I stopped watching a while ago.

heres a comment complaining about a recent ep.

technically spoilers, but nothing really plot intensive.

[Spoiler S07E03] Perhaps the worst episode of TV I've ever seen

I just watched this episode last night and, HOO BOY that was bad. I'll preface this by saying that I actually really like this show. I enjoyed arcs that others trashed on, such as Savitar and Nora. But something about this episode made me absolutely shocked at the sheer stupidity of so many of the writing decisions made. I just wanted to rant a little and make a comprehensive list of all the things that made me want to shout at my screen "WHY?!?"

1. Nash and an uncountable number of Wells just gave up their lives/consciousnesses to power the artificial speed force and it is thrown out like an expired tuna salad even though Cisco thinks he could fix it
2. Eva can grab you through "any reflective surface"- Chester's glasses be like
3. Barry heals Iris' remapped neural pathways with a love touch. He must not have loved her enough when he was holding her as she was convulsing after leaving the mirror realm
4. Speed Force energy still exists in the woman that had speed for a day, but not in any actual speedster? Also, what do you mean it's an elemental force so it theoretically never left? It did. It told you itself that it died.
5. Hang on, is Iris the key to restoring the Speed Force because of love, or because she has Speed Force energy in her?
6. Why is going into the mirror realm a choice offered to Joe? Just drag him in like you dragged in everyone else. The whole plot point of "Will Joe end up in the mirror realm" is so dumb. He could go in or not, in the end all that matters is that the crew defeats Eva, because it will obviously reverse all the effects. If they don't defeat her, the whole world is screwed anyway.
7. Probably the dumbest thing in the entire episode- Cisco gives up his meta powers only to BUILD A SUIT TO GIVE HIM HIS POWERS BACK. I was dumbfounded with this one.
8. Iris saves the day by asking the villain, "Do you really want to do this?" And the villain just goes, "Yeah you're right I don't want to do this "

Ok, that's basically it. I ignored some things because they were either out of CW's control or they were on brand with the rest of the show, like Barry being captured by the villain and immediately being let go, a sudden change in the villain's personality and motives, a time-traveling Harrison Wells appearing out of nowhere, imbalanced power dynamics with the Eva clones, and the Ralph Dibny situation.


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lww99
04/20/21 8:57:59 AM
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I'm the Flash

My name is pep talk star and I am the most loving human being ever. After the Monitor made me the Paragon of Love, I gave up my speed and started loving murderers. I restarted the speedforce but in doing so I opened up our world to new threats and I'm the only one loving enough to love them. I am The pep talk star.

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Rapid99
04/20/21 9:01:22 AM
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I got your "ELONGATED MAN" story right here babe.

lww99 posted...
All he does in s7 is talk the villains down

That actually sounds more interesting than everything else I hear about the show post season 2. Flash being on good speaking terms with his rogues gallery is the best part of the character imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl91v2Mvv94

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lww99
04/20/21 9:02:28 AM
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I dont mind him being ABLE to talk villains down, but its been like the last 4. He legit barely using his powers.


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lww99
04/20/21 9:06:19 AM
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WingsOfGood
04/20/21 9:09:26 AM
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mooreandrew58
04/20/21 9:10:08 AM
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Rapid99 posted...
I got your "ELONGATED MAN" story right here babe.

That actually sounds more interesting than everything else I hear about the show post season 2. Flash being on good speaking terms with his rogues gallery is the best part of the character imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl91v2Mvv94

Im not positive but someone told me he has a pact with his rogues. They dont kill and he doesn't kill them. Not that barry would kill but he could see to it they where never born.

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Smackems
04/20/21 9:14:05 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Im not positive but someone told me he has a pact with his rogues. They dont kill and he doesn't kill them. Not that barry would kill but he could see to it they where never born.
That sounds like killing them

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lww99
04/20/21 9:14:57 AM
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WingsOfGood
04/20/21 9:18:12 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Im not positive but someone told me he has a pact with his rogues. They dont kill and he doesn't kill them. Not that barry would kill but he could see to it they where never born.

Weird pact. This means flash is an accessory to crime. Smh.
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lww99
04/20/21 9:20:58 AM
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I cant find the clip, but Im pretty sure they address that in the CW show

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Rapid99
04/20/21 9:28:08 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGfaaywBrHI

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mooreandrew58
04/20/21 10:12:40 AM
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Smackems posted...
That sounds like killing them

Im betting it was more intimidation than anything. I doubt Barry would do something like that but the fact is he can so why not use the threat to keep them in check

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Flauros
04/20/21 10:15:28 AM
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Robot2600
04/20/21 10:37:37 AM
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ModLogic posted...
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masterpug53
04/20/21 10:39:02 AM
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AlisLandale posted...

Is this the birth of Big Flungus?

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AlisLandale
04/20/21 7:34:54 PM
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ModLogic posted...

WingsOfGood posted...

lmaoooo


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FortuneCookie
04/20/21 7:37:33 PM
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They know this is someone's fetish.
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Dark_SilverX
04/20/21 7:40:42 PM
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https://youtu.be/sN2ll-WGZQo

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pegusus123456
04/20/21 7:45:26 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
That actually sounds more interesting than everything else I hear about the show post season 2. Flash being on good speaking terms with his rogues gallery is the best part of the character imo.
It's not. It's disgustingly cheesy and poorly written. The capper so far has been saying that Abrakadabra died a hero because he tried to stop a bad-CGI monster. Abrakadabra started the episode by murdering an innocent construction worker by cutting him thousands of time with a deck of cards.

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