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IdiotMachine
05/02/21 2:46:32 PM
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Im thinking about taping a zip loc bag on the underside of the lid with a note and a gift card.

So why am I trying to tip? I cleaned out my backyard and my garage, and I have over twenty 55-gallon heavy duty bags filled with garbage.

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Fazeo13
05/02/21 2:46:54 PM
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Just the tip.
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R1masher
05/02/21 2:55:47 PM
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Make it a scavenger hunt, tape a note on the underside saying you hid a tip in one of the bags of garbage bags

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Omnislasher
05/02/21 2:57:29 PM
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this isn't real, but:
they'll be leaving you a note of their own that says "nope"
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IdiotMachine
05/02/21 5:03:01 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
this isn't real, but:
they'll be leaving you a note of their own that says "nope"
Brah, this is real. I have way too many garbage bags and I dont want them to just leave them there. My town has a limit of 5 bags/containers (though Ive put more than 5 out and they always took it; never took out over 20 though)... I want to sweeten it so that they actually take it all.

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IdiotMachine
05/02/21 5:08:13 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
this isn't real, but:
they'll be leaving you a note of their own that says "nope"
Regarding my last post of a limit of 5 bags per pickup: imagine they take the gift card, take 5 bags, and put a nope note? Id be pissed.

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catboy
05/02/21 6:05:05 PM
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leave a dead rat on top of the garbage for him

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Mistere Man
05/02/21 6:16:02 PM
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You could always throw them out over time like 4+ a week on top of your weekly stuff. That is what I did. Or if your neighbors like you see if you can put some with their trash.

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WrestlinFan
05/02/21 6:19:11 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
You could always throw them out over time like 4+ a week on top of your weekly stuff. That is what I did. Or if your neighbors like you see if you can put some with their trash.
Hes a CEman. His neighbors dont like him.

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Cuticrusader09
05/02/21 6:25:44 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Brah, this is real. I have way too many garbage bags and I dont want them to just leave them there. My town has a limit of 5 bags/containers (though Ive put more than 5 out and they always took it; never took out over 20 though)... I want to sweeten it so that they actually take it all.

Do you have a town transfer station you can just take the stuff to?

Here we have a container and if your stuff doesnt fit in it, it doesnt get taken. Garbage man never even gets out of the truck, the truck arm picks it up.

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RedJackson
05/02/21 6:30:06 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...
Hes a CEman. His neighbors dont like him.

Pfft, why would you even ask your neighbors to begin with?

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Irony
05/02/21 6:30:25 PM
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Hand sanitizer

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Mistere Man
05/02/21 6:36:18 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...
Hes a CEman. His neighbors dont like him.
Right I wasnt thinking my bad.

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Drpooplol
05/02/21 6:39:01 PM
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Wake up before he comes and talk to him like an adult

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AlisLandale
05/02/21 6:42:06 PM
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You leave a case of beer for them with your garbage.

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Vicious_Dios
05/02/21 6:44:34 PM
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@That mod who had his garbage sitting out on his driveway for weeks.

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catboy
05/02/21 6:45:24 PM
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that was crono

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samurai bandit
05/02/21 7:30:26 PM
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You can just schedule extra garbage pickup and pay them for it, instead of tipping.

If you want to tip garbage personal then go to Mexico, there if you dont tip they wont pick up your trash. And yes, this is for the government provided garbage service.

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Buzz Killjoy
05/02/21 7:30:57 PM
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I usually leave out a glass of warm milk

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rexcrk
05/02/21 7:32:37 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
You could always throw them out over time like 4+ a week on top of your weekly stuff. That is what I did.
No that would make too much sense.

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LookANinja
05/02/21 7:43:47 PM
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My dad is a complete scumbag and whenever we have shellfish he throws it in a neighbors bin that didn't bring in their trashbins.

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RedJackson
05/02/21 7:59:44 PM
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LookANinja posted...
My dad is a complete scumbag and whenever we have shellfish he throws it in a neighbors bin that didn't bring in their trashbins.

What kind of scumbag really thinks of his dad as a scumbag while hes still around

gg

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FL81
05/02/21 8:01:28 PM
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with more garbage

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WilliamPorygon
05/02/21 8:03:06 PM
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Hang out in your garbage can like Oscar the Grouch and give it to him directly

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Chicken
05/02/21 8:04:09 PM
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just leave the money in the trash

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IdiotMachine
05/02/21 9:08:39 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
You could always throw them out over time like 4+ a week on top of your weekly stuff. That is what I did. Or if your neighbors like you see if you can put some with their trash.
Thatll take a month+, and I dont want to hold onto garbage for that much time.

Cuticrusader09 posted...
Do you have a town transfer station you can just take the stuff to?

Here we have a container and if your stuff doesnt fit in it, it doesnt get taken. Garbage man never even gets out of the truck, the truck arm picks it up.
No clue, but good idea! Ill look into it.

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IdiotMachine
05/02/21 9:09:02 PM
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samurai bandit posted...
You can just schedule extra garbage pickup and pay them for it, instead of tipping.

If you want to tip garbage personal then go to Mexico, there if you dont tip they wont pick up your trash. And yes, this is for the government provided garbage service.
Ill look into this as well, I dont know if this is an option.

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MabusIncarnate
05/02/21 9:10:14 PM
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Tape a pop tart to your trash can lid

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MedeaLysistrata
05/02/21 9:13:20 PM
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You don't tip me. I'm just a garbage man.

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IdiotMachine
05/02/21 10:11:08 PM
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So I found out the local dump caters to commercial and charges by the ton... so thats out.

I cant find any information on my local Waste Management (with respect to scheduling an extra pick up or a transfer station), so have to call them tomorrow.

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Payzmaykr
05/02/21 10:12:35 PM
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Find their social media page and post something nice that might lead other people to use their service.

Otherwise, just pay to schedule a private pick-up service. Its usually not very expensive.
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