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Billyionaire
05/02/21 5:52:53 PM
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But I tell my girl ayy let's fuck in the microwave

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yunalenne10
05/02/21 5:53:39 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdjLBYxAcUI

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NightRender
05/02/21 5:54:05 PM
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Convection or bust.

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sktgamer_13dude
05/02/21 5:55:06 PM
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Shower sex is overrated.

Yeah, you can clean up immediately after and thats good and all, but most showers are too small for it to be comfortable.
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Dakimakura
05/02/21 5:56:01 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Shower sex is overrated.

Yeah, you can clean up immediately after and thats good and all, but most showers are too small for it to be comfortable.

When people say sex in a shower they don't mean sex in a poor person shower.

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The23rdMagus
05/02/21 5:57:13 PM
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Great in theory. Difficult in practice. 2/5 would not recommend.

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monkmith
05/02/21 5:59:52 PM
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tried it once, found out that soap dishes cant support much weight.

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The23rdMagus
05/02/21 6:02:31 PM
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dolomedes posted...
this

sharing a shower is practical tho :D
'Tis. Unless there's a lot of space, there's issues with...geometry and angles.

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Kitt
05/02/21 6:03:50 PM
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Fuck no. That's one of those things that sounds hot but then you actually try it and it's the worst thing ever.

A hot shower can make you exhausted to the point where you don't want to keep going and getting semen/hot water mix on your skin can be annoying to get off.

Do not recommend.

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Scorsese2002
05/02/21 6:04:05 PM
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The guy ends up at the back of the shower freezing to death
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Demon1050
05/02/21 6:08:57 PM
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what about sex in the swimming pool or a nice lake
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RetsuZaiZen
05/02/21 6:13:19 PM
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No. No I do not.

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Jiggy101011
05/02/21 6:15:17 PM
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It's really not. Unless you are in some really nice shower with a bench and a giant shower head so both of you are getting hit with warm water.

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sktgamer_13dude
05/02/21 6:15:38 PM
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dolomedes posted...

this

sharing a shower is practical tho :D

Yuuuuup.
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Sariana21
05/02/21 6:33:09 PM
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But what if Obama is in there (you know, spying on you)?

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SothaSil
05/02/21 6:43:01 PM
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Shower sex is okay, kinda slippery and complicated, but shower oral/finger stuff/facials are fantastic, and easy cleanup for the latter

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Prismsblade
05/02/21 6:47:21 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Shower sex is overrated.

Yeah, you can clean up immediately after and thats good and all, but most showers are too small for it to be comfortable.
There may be few hotals in your area that have properly sized shower for such things perhaps.

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sktgamer_13dude
05/02/21 8:48:31 PM
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Prismsblade posted...

There may be few hotals in your area that have properly sized shower for such things perhaps.

Probably not where I live tbh, but the shower I have in my apartment is just big enough that its not too bad and its not a tub, which is the main positive. My parents shower in their master bathroom is perfect for it; big enough to do things in, no bathtub, and theres two shower heads so everyone can stay warm/wet.
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Fossil
05/02/21 8:53:30 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
When people say sex in a shower they don't mean sex in a poor person shower.
lmao

A decent sized shower was like one of the few musts when I was looking to buy a house. I hate tubs and dinky walk-ins.
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catboy
05/02/21 8:54:23 PM
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I've known for a very long time that shower sex kind of sucks.

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Flauros
05/02/21 8:56:15 PM
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toaster sex is amazing if you can get the timing right. both of you can pop off at the same time as the toaster after enough practice.

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SothaSil
05/02/21 9:05:32 PM
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catboy posted...
I've known for a very long time that shower sex kind of sucks.
Nobody believes you've had sex

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catboy
05/02/21 9:06:49 PM
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SothaSil posted...
Nobody believes you've had sex
I didn't say I had sex.

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SothaSil
05/02/21 9:12:07 PM
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catboy posted...
I didn't say I had sex.
Fair enough lol

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Malcrasternus
05/02/21 9:14:05 PM
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It's hot at first but eventually becomes lukewarm. Sometimes flushing helps, for a little bit.

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Zodd3224
05/02/21 9:27:25 PM
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Sex in the champagne room

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Flockaveli
05/02/21 9:27:57 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Sex in the champagne room
No having sex in the champagne room.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/02/21 9:32:31 PM
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I'm poor so I do utility sink sex. Like if you time it correctly with when the washer empties into it, it's hot af

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Frizzurd
05/02/21 9:49:03 PM
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It messes with lubricant if you do anal sex. My dick got some weird friction.

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