Current Events > Neon remembers old Flash games - Megathread! >_>

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lmk about Stick RPG 2. I want to hear how truly bad it is

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Impossible Quiz is a series of flash quizzes where you have to make it through an endurance test of crazy questions and scenarios



Some of them make sense, most of them are just nonsensical >_> You will game over constantly and it's just trial and error for a bunch of them.



Some have secret buttons for answers that can really fuck you up. And if you try to cheat by pressing tab (which normally highlights all clickable areas in the screen for flash programs), it'll instantly gameover you >_> You have 3 lives and can pick up skips to skip hard questions.... BUT you don't want to use them! because...



The last 10 questions (questions 101-110) are the hardest fucking ones and literally the final question forces you to use all your skips to beat it lol. What a dick move >_> Thankfully the sequels got rid of that crazy prerequisite and let you use skips as you want with no penalty.

Overall, the game is pretty fun and iconic just for how fucking crazy some of the questions are. I would really love to list more examples but there's just too many. You'll have to play it yourself and see >_> I used to play this all the time in school with friends just to see how far we could get. It'll probably take you about 2 hours legit if you trial and error everything, or about 10 minutes if you go through it flawlessly >_>

As far as I know there are no cheats for this game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, don't leave us hanging!! What the fuck do you win when you beat it? Porn? Money? Wallpaper art?

I've never actually beat it >_> But if you do, you get....... a trophy.



The journey is definitely better than the destination for this one lol

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Winnie Pooh's Home Run Derby is the hardest fucking game ever created in the history of mankind. Dark Souls, Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden are all BABBY SHIT compared to this!



But memes aside, this is actually a really hard game, especially designed for kids >_> Hence why it was memed to death about being the hardest game ever lol

Basically you control Winnie the Pooh and you have to hit a certain number of homeruns within a stage to move on to the next stage. Each stage has a different Pooh character throwing pitches and as you progress, the pitches become harder and trickier.



Once you get to Kanga and Roo in stage 4, the game takes the limiters off and starts going ham! Kanga and Roo throw pitches that bounce up and down, Rabbit throws pitches that start slow and then rapidly speed up, Owl throws pitches that will zig zag left and right, and Tigger will straight up just make the ball invisible >_> Once you beat all 7 stages, you unlock a final special stage with Christopher Robin where he'll throw random pitches from every character in the game.



As you win and lose (.....and lose....and lose....), you gain points that you can spend on perks like more power in your swings and a bigger contact area.... but what fucking good will they do if you can't even hit the fucking ball in the first place!? >_>

Overall this game is kinda fun, but it's more frustrating than anything. You have to grind a lot to get decent points and even then, hitting the homeruns is pretty difficult. Give it a try just for curiousity, but that's it.

As far as I know, there are no cheats for this game.

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Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, why the FUCK are you playing the babby English version when the Japanese version is even harder? What a bitch lawl

Mostly so the pictures are easier to look at >_> But yeah the Japanese version is apparently even harder since it released there first, and they toned it down on English sites (...but it's still impossibly hard)



So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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cjs28 posted...

Winnie Pooh's Home Run Derby is the hardest fucking game ever created in the history of mankind. Dark Souls, Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden are all BABBY SHIT compared to this!



But memes aside, this is actually a really hard game, especially designed for kids >_> Hence why it was memed to death about being the hardest game ever lol

Basically you control Winnie the Pooh and you have to hit a certain number of homeruns within a stage to move on to the next stage. Each stage has a different Pooh character throwing pitches and as you progress, the pitches become harder and trickier.



Once you get to Kanga and Roo in stage 4, the game takes the limiters off and starts going ham! Kanga and Roo throw pitches that bounce up and down, Rabbit throws pitches that start slow and then rapidly speed up, Owl throws pitches that will zig zag left and right, and Tigger will straight up just make the ball invisible >_> Once you beat all 7 stages, you unlock a final special stage with Christopher Robin where he'll throw random pitches from every character in the game.



As you win and lose (.....and lose....and lose....), you gain points that you can spend on perks like more power in your swings and a bigger contact area.... but what fucking good will they do if you can't even hit the fucking ball in the first place!? >_>

Overall this game is kinda fun, but it's more frustrating than anything. You have to grind a lot to get decent points and even then, hitting the homeruns is pretty difficult. Give it a try just for curiousity, but that's it.

As far as I know, there are no cheats for this game.

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Mostly so the pictures are easier to look at >_> But yeah the Japanese version is apparently even harder since it released there first, and they toned it down on English sites (...but it's still impossibly hard)



So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

I think I've played it before, especially if it was on Newgrounds.

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Back in the old days when politics and elections were determined by how many funny flash games the candidate had, Bush Shootout was one of the finest. It was a point and click cover-based shooter where you played as the then-current commander in chief George W. Bush



The story was simple. Terrorists have invaded the white house and you're the only one who can stop them!



The game looks great and even has destructible objects in the levels and dynamic lighting if you shoot out the lights. The game is pretty short with only 3 levels; the 2nd of which had you playing as Condoleezza Rice in part of it >_>



The final level has you face off against a helicopter and a bomb van before all the terrorist lay dead by his feet



Overall the game is pretty fun. It can be a little hard at times with terrorist constantly shooting at your cover spot, making it difficult to shoot. But it doesn't overstay its humor and is a fun timewaster for 10 minutes

If you want to try it yourself, here's some cheat codes:

Unlock Level 2 - Rice

Unlock Level 3 - Fountain

Invincibility - Click on Bush's belt buckle on the level select screen

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There was also a sequel made called Bush Royal Rampage



It has George Bush on business with the royal family when suddenly terrorists storm the streets





The game is a little different this time around. You hide in cover behind cars but you move around between areas on the fly and shoot terrorists in each screen as well as protect hostages. George Bush can choose between his rifle or a shotgun and about halfway through the game, you switch to Queen Elizabeth II to finish the game



It ends with Bush enjoying some pretzels with the queen before promptly choking on them, just like in real life >___>



It's really short tho. You can probably beat it in like 5 minutes lol. Overall it's alright. I personally like the first game a little more but this one is still pretty fun too. As far as I know, there aren't any cheats for this game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I'm a babby who wasn't mentally aware of anything but my own diaper when George W. Bush was president. Will I still appreciate this game even if I don't get the humor?

Ehhhh, if you're really blind to the humor you'll still have fun but you definitely get waaaay more out of it if you know what they're referencing >_> I'd still give it a try

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Sheiky-Baby posted...

I think I've played it before, especially if it was on Newgrounds.

I don't think it was ever on Newgrounds iirc. It was on Yahoo kids or something >_> But memers found it and couldn't get far in it because of how insanely hard the game is.

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Balls deep

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Motherload is a resource collection game where you're a miner on Mars employed by a man named Mr. Natas. Your goal is to dig deep and collect various resources to sell for him



You're limited by how far you can go by your fuel tank, which you need to return to the surface to refill. There are various other obstacles as well like rocks that need to be blown up, harder to drill through soil as you go deeper, magma pockets, explosive gas, and earthquakes. You can use the minerals you sell to upgrade your equipment or buy various tools like dynamite or teleporters.



Basically, the loop of the game is to grab minerals, upgrade your shit so you can dig deeper and grab even more valuable minerals so you can upgrade your shit even more and dig EVEN deeper for EVEN MORE valuable minerals >_>, etc. etc.





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Now, it seems pretty basic and boring and yes, for 90% of it, it is >_> But strange stuff starts happening as you go deeper



You start getting weird messages, various other miners get killed by an unknown creature, and Mr. Natas becomes VERY insistant that you don't go past a certain depth

So obviously you go as deep as you can! >_> And you find a weird layer that opens up to a cavern.



You go in and it turns out that Mr. Natas was actually Satan all along and he was the one making those weird messages appear! His name was backwards! How did we not even notice that!?!?



So then the gameplay takes a complete 180 and has you fighting Satan as a 2-part boss fight lol



You use plastic explosive items to do damage and eventually defeat him. After which you sell various parts of his body for mad cash



....well most people certainly didn't expect that at the end of it lol. But that's kind of what made it memorable >_>

At this point, you start new game+ where minerals are worth less and the boss does more damage.

So would I recommend it? Yeah, it's definitely unique and digging for minerals can be oddly relaxing at times once your fuel tank is big enough to stay underground for a decent period of time. The whole game takes probably about ~2 hours to beat.

If you want to play it yourself, here's some cheats:

Go to options during gameplay and type these out:

$100k - blingbling

Max upgrades and 99 of every item - ntouchable

Beware that you can't save if you cheat though >_>

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, this game looks cool and all, but I want to play it on a REAL console! Not some dinky flash player on a website!

You're in luck! They released a sequel to it on PS4 and Steam

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps4/734973-super-motherload

I don't know much about it, but it's basically the same gameplay and has a boss you have to fight at the end >_>

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?


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Here's a new one >_>



Love Hina Sim Date RPG is a light hentai game where you date 6 of the chicks from the anime >_>





I'll be honest, I never watched the anime at all >_> I know this game was pretty popular on Newgrounds, which is why I played it as a kid (plus I wanted to see titties! but more on that later). I do know that it kinda follows the basic premise where your aunt makes you the manager of a girls-only dormatory for the University of Tokyo. But that's definitely where the similarities end

Cuz everyone in this game is fucking crazy >_>





I'm gonna assume none of the characters act like this in the show >_> You have chicks that smoke pot all day, chicks that eat 84 watermelons a day, chicks that are drunk 24/7 and stuff other girls into drawers, everyone has tourette's or something cuz they randomly curse like a sailor, and they're all ready to fight you at a drop of the hat.

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What's unique about this dating sim compared to others is that you can actually engage in RPG fights with various characters. Sometimes as a friendly bout, sometimes if you piss them off, or even for a fighting tournament.



Otherwise, it kinda plays like Sim Girls. You only have a certain amount of energy to do activities each day, with a time limit of 100 days. You go around raising stats, making money, talking to girls, give them gifts, find their interests, take them on dates, rinse and repeat





It's definitely much shorter than Sim Girls but there also isn't as much variety to do. The loop is pretty basic and the unique fighting mechanic is pretty superficial. Besides winning prizes at the fighting tournament, you really don't get anything out of it.

Regardless, when you finally raise a girl's rank to max, you enjoy a short non-sensical cutscene, receive a cheat code, and the game ends.



Overall, the game is fun. The dialogue and characters are kinda zany >_>, and the art looks pretty good imo. The gameplay does get a little stale but the game is pretty short. It'll probably only take you 30 minutes to max out a girl and beat it. Plus there is replay value since you get different cheats from maxing out different girls or finding hidden spots in certain rooms that can spice up your playthroughs.

There is a ton of cheats for this game >_>

randomamv - Credits movie
naruhaseyes - Play as a Naru Clone (start with double stats and HP)
moneygrowsontrees - Start with $25,000
sofarsogood - Conversations are insane
motokoismotoko - Dress up Motoko game
rainbowsrgood - Dress up Shinobu game
smashwatermelons - Dress up Mutsumi game
theincredibleyou- Start with 100 each stat and 1000 HP (use with the Naru clone cheat to completely break the game lol)
allyourmoves - Gain access to every fighting move
hellissprings - Hot springs are replaced with a hell background
crazygirlmot - Motoko walks around with less clothing
eva4hidden - hidden EVA4 movie (EVA4 Sim Date was another game this guy worked on. Maybe I'll cover it later >_>)

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, you said this was a hentai game! I played through this game 6 times and didn't see a single nipple!! Where the FUCK are the titties!?!?!?!?!?

Yeah, you'll never see nudity in the course of the normal game, even in the endings where you confess your love to the chicks >_> Babby Neon was very disappointed from this, until I found out how. You only get to see nudity in the 3 dressup game cheats, which only covers half the roster.



Plus the nudity is pretty bad lol. Even horny Babby Neon thought this was trash lol, but it's there and I can respect that.

Out with it. Who's best girl?

If I had to give you my canon ranking of best girl from this game, it's definitely Motoko, the pot chick. She's pretty funny >_>
Motoko > Naru > Shinobu > Mitsune > Mutsumi > Kaolla

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?


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in my mouth

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and balls

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Fairune

Questionmarktarius posted...

Fairune

I could never get far in that game >_> I always got stuck a couple of screens in

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NeonOctopus posted...

I could never get far in that game >_> I always got stuck a couple of screens in

Finished another run just now. It's not a very long game.

I'll try to give it another go >_>

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In this series of flash games, you play as a student named Alex who cheats of a nerd to pass his tests in high school >_>


Alex (the blue circle) must copy off of the nerd's test (the yellow circle) without being caught by the teacher's FOV (the red circle). Other students are the green circles. The game starts off pretty basic. Just avoid the teacher's view and look for patterns. But then after level 4, the game starts getting interesting.



The level starts off with a student overwhelmed by the test and committing suicide by flinging himself out a window lol. While everyone is distracted, you use this opportunity to cheat. After this level, pretty much every other level has some funny gimmick or event happen in it like a fight, a power outage where you can't see anything (but somehow can still cheat if you're near the nerd) or other students copying from the nerd (and in the process blocking you from doing it).

Eventually in the peniultimate level, someone throws a grenade through the window, killing the nerd and everyone in the classroom but Alex, the teacher, and 2 students.


In the final level of the game, Alex has no clue what to do since the nerd is dead. As he's taking the test, one of the surviving students walks in late and shoots the teacher and the other student before killing himself. Alex rushes outside now that his entire class is dead and freaks out in the middle of the road before getting struck by a car



Did Alex die as well!?!?? I guess not because there is The Classroom 2 >_>

Overall this game is pretty fun, has a lot of unique scenarios, and the artstyle of everyone just being circles is kind of charming. It can be pretty strict about the time you get to cheat off the nerd before the teacher forces an unwinnable situation, but otherwise it's fun figuring out how to cheat through all the chaos it throws at you.

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The Classroom 2 follows Alex through university (having got there from his stellar grades >____>)

Having heard of your escapades in high school, a cheat team approaches you and recruits you into their circle >_>



You have James, the orange circle who steals the test. Melanie, the hot as FUCK pink circle, that distracts the professors. And Samuel, the beige circle, who is the leader.

There are different classroom setups this time around as well as different scenarios, like FBI agents running through the class chasing a kid, or another where a kid blows his eyes out by mixing the wrong chemicals together



But otherwise not much is different. You still go to one of the members and cheat off their test without getting caught by the professor.



Eventually Samuel betrays you have forces you at gun point and blackmail to fail the next test or he'll kill you. Of course you're like fuck that shit and ace the last test (...by cheating). Samuel confronts you with a gun in the bathroom and threatens to you shoot you, when all of a sudden, James and Melanie show up with guns and have a mexican stand off. The professor is so freaked out by all this that he jumps out the window and kills himself lol. Samuel then asks which of these 2 you want to see die, to which you pull out your own gun and say "you" before shooting Samuel lol.



The story ends with James and Alex walking home before hot as FUCK Melanie pulls up in a car and offers Alex a ride so they can study together (as well as bang, judging by the subtext >_>), to which Alex agrees to. Thus finally ending his cheating ways

Overall I love the 2nd one. It expands from the 1st game quite well and the story is still goofy and interesting as well as gives out pretty fun scenarios to cheat in. This is definitely my favorite of the 3.

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The Classroom 3 is actually a prequel to The Classroom 1. It takes place in middle school and shows how Alex and the nerd met.



I'll be honest, I don't like this one too much >_> They do a couple of unique things like have a mission where you have to discover the nerd in a black and white filter where everyone looks the same, and have you sneak around the school at night to copy a test. But besides those 2 scenarios, the game doesn't have too many wacky situations that made the first 2 games so charming and memorable. There isn't even that much of a story besides 2 scenes.





The game ends with Alex getting accepted into a prestigious high school along with the nerd thanks to his good grades and bullies the nerd into continuing to help him throughout high school before rolling the credits.



Overall, I think you should pass this one unless you're really curious. You're not missing out on anything imo.

But otherwise I recommend this series (at least 1 and 2). They should only take about 20-30 minutes each game and are sure to make you smile and test your stealth skills.

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Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, these levels are hard as FUCK!! I don't want to waste time trial and erroring my way to the goal! I want lazy American way and just skip levels and see the cutscenes if they're too hard for me!

You're in luck because I have all the level cheats right here! If you get stuck (which you definitely will on some of them....) just type in the cheat for the next level and carry on

The Classroom 1:
2 - movein
3 - soldier
4 - suicidal
5 - poweroff
6 - cheater
7 - thefight
8 - bastards
9 - thabomb
10 - shooter

The Classroom 2:
2 - beginning
3 - mover
4 - movingchair
5 - theplan
6 - notfair
7 - theexperiment
8 - henningan
9 - mrsbackwards
10 - bribe
11 - agentswithin
12 - brokenprojector
13 - olympicrun

The Classroom 3:
2 - geekfoundation
3 - donalex
4 - windowchecker
5 - classroomrunner
6 - psychedman
7 - fisherlike
8 - boycoot
9 - cellularman
10 - theexcuse
11 - crash

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Don't shit your pants is a survival horror game where you need navigate the protagonist to his bathroom through text commands before he horrifically shits his pants! >_>



The game is pretty simple and literally takes like a few minutes to get 100%, but it's fun and has multiple endings on par with games like Chrono Trigger or 999 and depends on the text commands you give him.





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When you beat scenarios in certain ways, you unlock achievements on a separate screen. When all the achievements are completed, you unlock a secret reward! And that reward is....!

a crown on your head





Overall the game is really fun >_> I highly recommend it and you'll probably beat it by the time you're done reading this review.

As far as I know, there are no cheats in this game, but I'll give you a miniguide on how to get all the achievements if you're too lazy and uncreative to find them out by yourself >_>

1. pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit
2. take off pants, shit
3. shit
4. pull door, sit on toilet, shit
5. die
6. check pockets, take pills, fart lightly
7. (same as 6)
8. instead of typing play, type shit at the title screen
9. do nothing and let the time run out

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, does everyone's life eventually with them shitting themselves?

Probably, if this game is anything to go off of >_>

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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retagging with my alt >______>

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Galaxy Angel Sim Date RPG is the sequel to Love Hina Sim Date RPG >_> It follows mostly the same mechanics but with a new setting and new characters





It's obviously based on Galaxy Angel series, the plot of which spans over both anime and video games. But I know next to nothing about it >_> I'm also gonna assume the characters are different from the flash game cuz here, all the characters love smoking pot, shooting guns non-discriminantly, drinking vodka, and picking fights for shits and giggles

The setting of this game is much bigger than Love Hina, which is a good and bad thing. There's a giant ship to navigate and 9 planets you can go to from the get-go, compared to the hotel and small town in Love Hina. However the ship can be a little confusing to navigate at times and the planets are pretty devoid of anything and are kinda just there as destinations for missions.



New to this game are missions that each chick is assigned to every day and if you choose to help them with it, you gain extra relationship points. The missions are pretty simple though and usually amount to delivering an item to someone on a planet.



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The gameplay mechanics are exactly the same as Love Hina, you talk to chicks, raise your stats, you can do RPG fights with anyone >_> go on dates, and eventually end up with the chick you max out



A new modifier to the game is a time limit. You can either set an unlimited time limit, 100 days, or 50 days. However, you don't get any rewards for beating the game in unlimited time.



When you max out a chick or find various secrets in locations, you get awarded a cheat that you can use for future playthroughs. There is a TON of cheats to mess around with and make the game easier or wackier >_>

Overall this game is alright, but I think it's too big for it's own good compared to the prequel >_> The world is too large and devoid of interesting interactions beside the ship, and the missions and fighting feel pretty empty and don't give you anything worthwhile. But otherwise the game is pretty short and should only take you 30 minutes to max out a chick, and the dialogue is pretty entertaining to read like the last game. Plus collecting cheats and using them on new playthroughs is pretty fun.

There is a lot of cheats for this game >_>

fuckthecredits - View the credits movie
igotabagofhair - Start with 20 of each item
ihavetehshit - Starts you with 100 in each stat and 1000 HP
slapmybitchup - Start with all fighting moves unlocked
thegreenback - Start with $25000
enableeva4 - Unlocks the planet EVA4 to travel to
misccheater - View codes for all items in the Ship Archive
pointlessjackall - Start as Keitaro Clone (protag from the Love Hina game >_>)
ihateyourmum - Start as Mint Clone
ranpharoxmyjox - Start as Ranpha Clone with 0 stats and 0 HP (I think it's literally impossible to even beat the game with this >_>)
klacidmadegraphix - All chicks are just white rectangles
hinagirlsreturn - All chicks are now the chicks from Love Hina
locknload - Naked Milfeulle
ihateporn - Naked Mint
ieatsand - Naked Ranpha
burntsugar - Naked Vanilla
eatrocksand - Naked Forte

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus. Titties, game, where.

Just like last time, you won't see tits in a normal playthrough. But when you max out a chick within the 50 day time limit (which is pretty tough without cheats >_>), you unlock their naked cheat which shows them in all their nude glory in future playthroughs >_>



The nudity is improved a bit from last game, but still pretty subpar imo >_> But it's there if you're in deseparate need for a deed and all you have is Galaxy Angels Sim Date RPG

Let's hear it. Best girl?

Definitely Ranpha. She has the titties and loves to drink >_>
Ranpha > Milfeulle > Forte > Mint > Vanilla

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Flash Portal is basically what it says on the box. It's a flash version of Portal that a bunch of fans made >_>



Now you might be thinking "Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, some fucking nerds made this shit in flash. Does it really hold a candle to the original?" Actually, it does >_>



Obviously it's only 2D and there's isn't as much variety in objects as the professionally made PC version, but honestly this is still a fun fanmade version of it.



It was only made by 2 guys and it controls great. You use WASD to move, F to pick up stuff, and the mouse clicks to alternate what portal you're shooting. You aim your crosshair at a wall and go through it.

The physics are what you expect them to be. You can make infinite loops and then shoot a portal at the last second at a wall and fucking FLY across the room. A lot of care and detail went into this and it really shows!

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There's no GLaDOS, but everything else is here. You have energy balls that need to go to receptiles to open doors, you have turrets, you have pitfalls and danger and yes, there are cubes too.









There's 40 levels total and once you beat them all, you actually get cake (unlike the real Portal) and you presumably go on a cruise vacation afterwards for all your trouble >_>



Overall, this game is superb! It's amazing that 2 guys made this and yet it controls so well and intuitively! If you're looking for more portal action after 1 & 2, this might fill that need.

There are cheats but honestly, there's too many to list >_> But basically go to options and enable console commands. Then hit ~ to open up the menu and enter one of the following from the list in this link and you're good.

https://sites.google.com/site/cqqk13smedia/home/flash-games/ugceastegg/portal-flash-cheats-use-console

Honestly the one you probably want is "nextlevel" which lets you skip a level if you find it too hard. But there's a ton of other if you want to mess around with it >_>

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I loved Portal 1 and 2, and have an itch to play more Portal! Will this game scratch that itch?

Yeah! It's really well done and feels like a 2D real portal game! You'll feel right at home with it and it should help hold you over until Portal 3 comes out in 2169.

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Defend Your Castle is a simple flash game where you gotta....defend your castle from various stick figures that want to destroy it >_>





Each level has you defending your castle by killing the stick figures that mindlessly charge at it. You kill guys by clicking them with the mouse and dragging them up in the air. If you do it too slow or too low, they'll harmlessly land on the ground and continue their attack. But if you fling them with enough force they'll splatter into the ground in an explosion of blood >_>

As you progress through levels and kill more and more guys, you gain access to more upgrades for your castle.



You start with buying a temple that lets you convert dudes that you drag into your castle and then you assign them to a tower that you've unlocked. Archers kill random stick figures instantly at set intervals, craftmen slowly repair damage to the castle, and wizards let you unleash powerful spells like instant death or explosion. Finally the demo lab lets you use suicide bombers that do massive damage to groups of enemies >__>

And trust me, you need all the power you can get because later levels become insane with tons of enemies and bigger threats like invulnerable giant stick figures (can only be killed with magic or bombs) and their own suicide bombers



Overall the game is okay. I played it a lot as a kid, but now it doesn't hold my interest for more than 15 minutes. There's no end to it, you just play until you die. But still it was a very popular game for the time and I spent tons of time in computer lab dicking around in this game lol. There is a save feature if you want to continue from where you last left the game, so no need to go balls out in 1 session.

There is one cheat for this game:

On the title screen, enter "splattery", and you get 45,000 points and 10 people.....but it also increases the gameplay level by 10 and it calls you a filthy cheater in the shop menu, so use it wisely. Can be repeated over and over until you start the game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, my wrist is literally on fire from flinging dudes over and over again. What the fuck!

Yeah, this game really cramps your wrist in the later levels >_> Honestly just play until you get bored or sore lol Or use the save feature to take a break.

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Was frog fractions a flash game? That one was awesome.
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Machete posted...

Was frog fractions a flash game? That one was awesome.

yeah >_>

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Zed is a platformer game where you help this robot collect gold orbs in various levels to help him build a gold suit >_>



The gameplay is really simple. You navigate 10 levels, each with 3 gold orbs that you must collect before you can advance. Some levels may also have light puzzles, like keys for various doors or disappearing blocks. You can move, jump, and collect various powerups like higher jumping, invincibility, and faster running. If you're skilled enough, you can keep those movement powerups with you to future levels as long as you don't die.



But you will die. A lot >_> You have an "energy bar", but the thing drains so fucking fast that every enemy might as well be a 1 hit kill. You also have no way of defending yourself and can only dodge enemies and hope you don't get hit >_> The game is pretty tough and some levels will take multiple attempts to beat.



Luckily there is a password system for each level in the game and you get a small preview of whatever new enemy or obstacle you'll encounter in each level. Once you beat all 10 levels, Zed finally gets his shiny new gold suit and all is right with the world >_>



Overall the game is alright. Some of the levels can be pretty frustrating and the enemies killing you quickly and some of the super precise platform can feel finicky. But otherwise the game is pretty fun and short. You can probably beat it in 30 minutes

There's no gameplay cheats as far as I know.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I'm a weak BITCH and can't beat some of these levels. Can you spare us some level select cheats please?

Sure, babe >_> Just enter these at the title screen and you're good to go. R = Red, Y = Yellow, G = Green, B = Blue, P = Purple
level 2 - YGYGY
level 3 - GGPGG
level 4 - PRBRP
level 5 - YGRGY
level 6 - GBPRG
level 7 - RPBYP
level 8 - BYGRY
level 9 - YRBBB
level 10 - BYYYG

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Dead Rain

Pico

And while not a game, so fucking THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jES1kXz8Q

I didn't think I'd ever see someone mention Dead Rain.

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Alien Hominid is a flash game made by the head honcho of Newgrounds Tom Fulp back in 2002. In this game you control a small yellow alien that crash landed on Earth and it's up to you to fight your way out by killing all the FBI guys in your way.





The game is pretty short. There's only 2 levels and 3 bosses and you can probably beat it in like 10 minutes. Most of the time you're shooting FBI guys, but the occasional boss will show up to challenge you at the end of those stages...

as well as an innocent child or 2 that you can slaughter for shits and giggles >_>





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The game was kinda groundbreaking for flash because it showcased the potential of action games in flash. At this time most flash games were kinda basic or weren't very complex or fast-paced, but Alien Hominid was literally like a console game experience on your browser with tight controls, fast-paced action, and gorgeous graphics. It was awesome!



But the game was also hard as FUCK >_> I still haven't beaten it to this day

Later on this game actually did become a real console version on 6th gen consoles in 2004, and the flash version retroactively became more of a demo for it. Including ads for the game at the start and end of the game.





Overall this game is awesome! It's short but really hard and very replayable and controls great! I highly recommend you play it

As far as I know, there are no cheats for this game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, this game is really good, but I'm a pleb that only wants console experiences on a console, not some browser shit. Can you still easily play the console version of Alien Hominid?

Kinda >_> They released a 360 version that you can probably get through Xbone's backwards compatibility shenanigans. There's also a brand new Alien Hominid game coming out sometime soon.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/843200/Alien_Hominid_Invasion/

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Zero became 1, 1 became ten

Ten became 100