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Yeah, there are quite a few fanservice moments. Especially considering the hot springs...

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Bow Man 2 is a simple click and drag archery game where you shoot arrows at targets


You click anywhere on the screen and drag the mouse back to simulate pulling a bowstring. Then your strength and angle will be shown and you can fire the arrow


It's very easy to pick up and play is actually a pretty simple yet fun multiplayer game where you and a friend can shoot at each other until you win (or a computer AI if you're a loser >_>). The closer to the head you hit, the more damage you do (ie: 2 good headshots usually win while hitting the leg and feet would probably take closer to 6 or 7 shots). So just cuz you found a good angle at hitting the opponent's foot doesn't mean you shouldn't readjust before your enemy gets a lucky headshot and instantly wins.



There's not just simple 1 vs 1 though. You can add modifiers like a giant wall you have to shoot over or you can play a minigame where you shoot at ducks flying by, or hit a practice target

And that's it lol. It's not some epic long adventure like Abobo's Big Adventure or Sim Girls, but sometimes that's all you need in a flash game >_> You just shoot arrows at each other for 2 minutes until someone wins, for some quick silly fun. It does exactly what it sets out to do and does it well.

As far as I know there's no cheats for this game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, where the fuck is Bowman 1? Why did you skip it!?

Cuz it's literally the same game but with less content. And no, it doesn't have a different artstyle or had 'some niche option not in a sequel' type of stuff. Like it's LITERALLY the same game but with more shit to do, so there's zero reason to ever play Bowman 1 unless you have some really specific nostalgia for seeing "Bowman" without the 2 next to it >_>

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Bowman was the bomb.
Do one of those Learn to Fly-type games next >_>

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Learn to Fly?

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Yeah the one where you just flip a penguin into the sky real hard. There are a bunch of games like that I don't know which one was the most popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdLKVZ2pE2g

Actually he just slides off a ramp but I rember one with a Yeti who would whack the thing real hard, just don't rember what was called or what the thing even was

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Oh snap, I remember that game. It also reminds me of Kitten Cannon too. Those were great

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another one i've been trying to remember for a while... left to right shmup, fantasy themed, with a lot of rpg-ish upgrading between waves. quite deep and great quality. 90% sure it was on kong, but maybe elsewhere, too, 2008-2012 give or take?

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Don't know that one sorry

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cjs28 posted...

Alien Hominid is a flash game made by the head honcho of Newgrounds Tom Fulp back in 2002. In this game you control a small yellow alien that crash landed on Earth and it's up to you to fight your way out by killing all the FBI guys in your way.





It plays just like Contra. You move and jump while shooting at enemies and avoiding shots. You can get temporary powerups for your gun and shields if enemies happen to drop them. Of course like Contra, you only have 1 hit and if you lose all 10 of your lives, you gotta restart.

The game is pretty short. There's only 2 levels and 3 bosses and you can probably beat it in like 10 minutes. Most of the time you're shooting FBI guys, but the occasional boss will show up to challenge you at the end of those stages...

as well as an innocent child or 2 that you can slaughter for shits and giggles >_>





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My man!!

For your pilgrimage into the Flash Realm, I offer you my patronage...

In Xao-Xao, Madness, and DeAnimator

Say less. Youre welcome

I remember Xiao Xiao and Madness. Never heard of DeAnimator >_>

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DeAnimator is the best

Balls

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I bought Stick RPG 2 Director's Cut and Sim Girls 2: Lovemore just out of morbid curiosity >_> Maybe I'll review them once I get through both of them, but it probably won't be for a bit

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Helicopter Game was a simple yet addicting flash game made in 2003 >_>



In the game you control a helicopter and navigate through an increasingly tight corridor until you crash. The controls are extremely easy, you hold down the mouse button to rise and let go to descend. Should you hit anything once, you die and have to start over




This game was EXTREMELY popular despite how simple it is >_> Trying to see how far you can go each time was very addicting and comparing your score to friends and classmates was always fun. I'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who hasn't played Helicopter Game or any knockoffs.

As far as I know, there are no cheats for this game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, what the fuck is this Flappy Bird knockoff!?

Jokes aside, there was A LOT of knockoffs of this flash game, not just Flappy Bird >_> But Helicopter Game will always be the best one imo due to how "pure" and simple it is. It was very influential and kinda evolved into the endless runners you see on mobile apps today.

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Stick RPG 2 is a direct sequel to the Stick RPG 1 >_> Made 7 years after the original, it has the protagonist of that game get sucked into a portal and transported to a 2.5D world with lots of things to do



You devy out your stats the same way, but this time you also get a perk that you can add to your character. Stuff like gaining extra strength at the gym, or making more money when working evil jobs, or having all your stats grow slower, but you can moonwalk! >_>





Once you're done, you get a REALLY brief tutorial and then you're on your own. It's just like the 1st game: you're a self-insert stick figure walking around an open-world, free to do whatever you want. The hamster wheel is mostly the same (raise stats, make money to raise your stats even more, and then make even more money, etc.) but there's more options do. There is MANY more places to go now, lots of different jobs, and way more NPCS to talk to.



There's 25 different jobs for you to take and all of them require varying amounts of Strength, Intelligence, Charm, and sometimes even Karma (which is determined by how often you do good deeds or be an asshole >_>). They range from the mundane to the wacky, with stuff like Pizza Delivery, Doctor, Jedi Knight, Male Prostitute, Kitten Exterminator, Milkman, and Drug Dealer just to name a fraction of them. As you raise stats and work, you'll be able to promote in each job ladder and increase your wage. Once you max out a job, you usually get a rare weapon or item that you can use for combat.

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There isn't just jobs to do also. There is a good amount of casino minigames to partake in. You can play blackjack, roulette, horse racing, and slots. There's even a basic Zelda 1-style arcade game that you can mess around with when you get bored.



or you can do some of the various sidequests in the game like finding a wife, selling coke to addicts, doing achievements, or clearing out various combat zones throughout the city.



As you do sidequests, you start to unlock weapons and combat zones that you can clear out. These sections play kinda like Hotline Miami where it's an overhead view on everything and you go through rooms clearing out baddies. There is a TON of weapons to use, like a katana, a machine gun, a light saber, a chainsaw, and more. The combat is a little janky sometimes, but the variety of options you have does make it pretty fun. Usually all you get from these are stat boosts, money, and quest items, but otherwise they're just for fun >_>



Now even though it's an open-world game with barely any story, there is an end-goal and that's gather three 4D objects from various sidequests and give it to the professor at the university. Once you do, he'll give you a lab key, which is the final combat zone of the game. Once you fight your way through it and beat the final boss, he opens up a bunch of portals that take you to 3 different endings. One leads to a cliffhanger ending, one takes the protag back to Stick RPG 1 world and let you play the game with a retro TV filter lol, and the final one starts a new game+ where you keep all your stats and achievements.

Overall the game is definitely better than the 1st game. There's more to do and it's much bigger. But just like the 1st game, it can definitely drag at times and get pretty repetitive. You can currently buy it on Steam for $20, which I would say is overpriced >_> I'd wait for it go on sale for $10 or something. The game will probably last you about ~5ish hours and is pretty replayable with the different builds to try out.

There are a bunch of cheats in this game that are built into the pause menu >_> They do stuff like make you go super fast, teleport to different house, advance the day instantly, cut the damage you take by half, and make all items cost 50% less. I definitely recommend abusing the everloving SHIT out of these cheats lol. They definitely make the game more bearable and don't have any gameplay consequences whatsoever >_>

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, you said this game ends on a cliffhanger? When is Stick RPG 3 coming out then?

Doesn't look like it, at least at the moment. The studio says they don't have any plans to start development of Stick RPG 3 as of right now

You said you could marry hot as fuck stick figures in this game!?!? Who is best girl!?

Definitely Kate >_>



How could you say no to that!? But if I had to rank them all:
Kate > Tiffany > Victoria > Devin

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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I should note that apparently there is a free version that was once available on xgen studio's website, but when I tried to play it, it didn't work (probably cuz flash is dead >_>) It's mostly like the version sold on steam but with no cheats, less jobs, and less quests to do. I didn't check to see if it's on Flashpoint though

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care moar

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You love fucking

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and I love trucking

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I had totally forgotten about the Gundam game.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling-sand_game

VR needs to advance & we need to see more particle physics in games.

i remember playing the Powder Game one, where you can place a million different powder-like objects on a black background box like sand, dirt, stone, and even liquid like water, acid, lava, etc., and then watch them interact in different ways. It was neat. You could even save and upload it and watch other people's creations and control a little stick figure through some of them. It was always fun to mess with but it looks like it doesn't work now >_>

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NeonOctopus posted...

i remember playing the Powder Game one, where you can place a million different powder-like objects on a black background box like sand, dirt, stone, and even liquid like water, acid, lava, etc., and then watch them interact in different ways. It was neat. You could even save and upload it and watch other people's creations and control a little stick figure through some of them. It was always fun to mess with but it looks like it doesn't work now >_>

That wasn't Flash but it was a lot of fun, yeah

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What was it? Java?

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Yea

So did anyone else play Stick RPG 2 or nah? >_>

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I guess nah

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pity post

also, i did finally remember the ccg i was trying to. Clash of the Dragons. as expected, is dead.

still can't come up with the shmup, though. side to side, mostly remember archers and riflemen. lots of rpg style upgrades between waves. defending a castle or town. anyone?

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NeonOctopus posted...

So did anyone else play Stick RPG 2 or nah? >_>

I think I played it, not sure tho

Medussa posted...

still can't come up with the shmup, though. side to side, mostly remember archers and riflemen. lots of rpg style upgrades between waves. defending a castle or town. anyone?

Really don't rember that one. I do rember that one where you have to whip a projectile around, it was called something like Magnetic Missile Mayhem or whatever

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Medussa posted...

pity post

thanks >_>

Medussa posted...

still can't come up with the shmup, though. side to side, mostly remember archers and riflemen. lots of rpg style upgrades between waves. defending a castle or town. anyone?

Not ringing any bells. Sorry

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I'll do the other sequel game soon >_>

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dunt die

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plz

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Sim Girls 2: Lovemore (or just called Lovemore >_>) is a light-hentai sequel to the non-so-light-hentai-flash-game Sim Girls



The game takes place after the Mega Playboy Ending of the 1st game, one of the hardest endings to get, where you bang and marry all 5 chicks from the game and inherit a boatload of money >_> After the events of the game, the main character changes his name to Primero Lovemore and builds a family empire off of it.







The game is *kinda* like the 1st game, where you're in a big map and you have a certain amount of energy to do activities per day, with various events that happen during certain days of the calender. However, it's a little different now.

First off, there's day and night cycles for each day, with certain activities being available only during certain times. Secondly, you can't just simply "rest" to end the day and recover all your energy. Now you have to pay a fee to a hotel to recover 100% of your energy. You can rest for free by sleeping on the beach or the park, but you'll only recover a small amount of energy for the next day, so constantly having money come in is important. But otherwise the "hamster wheel" is the same: make money, raise stats to earn the girls' (or guys') affection and earn more money, to raise your stats even more, etc. etc.

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The game has a big overarching story over the course of the game that slowly unfolds (unlike Sim Girls 1 where you kinda just fucked around for 100 days, with all the chick side stories unfolding as you explore them). As you advance through the days, you'll learn more about the events that transpired between Sim Girls 1 and 2, as well as fight bosses on predetermined dates.

I'm gonna be honest, the story is probably the best part of the game (which unfortunately foreshadows how I feel about the rest of the game >_>). It's cheesy at times, but when it is, it leans so hard into it that it's fun and I unironically was eager to learn more about the backstory as I played through the game >_>



Lovemore takes place 20+ years after the events of the 1st game and has you playing as a new character (which can either be a boy or a girl!). The premise has you and your best friend winning a vacation sweepstakes to the island resort of Shambala. It is here where Primero, the protagonist of the Sim Girls 1, lives. Primero had 6 kids from all the girls from Sim Girls 1, which is pretty neat..... but they all hate him because he wasn't there enough in their lives when they were growing up lol. Slowly all of his wives broke off from him and he eventually went bankrupt. Looking to make amends for his mistakes, he asks the player to form a team with his grownup offspring in Shambala's major league fighting tournament and help them understand family, friendship, and maybe even love >_>



The story gets waaaay deeper into other shit like war and mercanaries and kungfu magic, but I'll leave all that out for the sake of brevity >_> If you want to know more, I guess you can ask me in a post or just buy the game lol





No matter what gender you are, you have access to every male and female Lovemore to date. The dating mechanics are pretty simple. You "Look around" in certain areas each day and then engage in a simple menu where you can give gifts, chat, flirt, etc to raise their affection.

This is where I have some major complaints with the game >_> First is that you don't unlock fun scenes or backstory as you level up your relationship, unlike the first game. Most of that stuff was relegated to manditory story scenes, so it doesn't feel as rewarding to discover it. Secondly, the actually grinding of affection is really really slow and repetitive, unlike the previous game which was much quicker with rewarding affection to you.

Finally, and this is admittedly a personal preference >_>, you can only become Lovers with 1 candidate per playthrough! 2/3 through the game, it forces you to choose who you want to be your lover and then you have raise their affection before the end of the game to get the best ending. There isn't a "bang everyone" option like in the 1st game or in Persona, which I sorely miss >_>

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However, there is 1 new major gameplay addition to the game, and that is RPG battles



As you raise affection with everyone, they'll join your party and will fight competitive RPG fights with you in Shambala's major league fighting tournament!



You'll be doing a good amount of fighting in the game, either for story-related bossfights or from random encounters while Looking Around certain areas. When you start a fight, you arrange your team in rows and assign everyone's moves at the start of every round. You can exceute moves by using up "gems" that you get every round that corrospond to certain elemental attacks. There are various interactions between elements, but I won't really get into it >_>



As you win fights, you'll get rewarded skill points to unlock moves for your party members. Certain members have certain affinities for different elements, so you're best off spending skill points on their favorite element and maxing out that line of moves before tackling others



Otherwise, that's pretty much it for the combat unfortunately >_> It doesn't get more complex after the tutorial or anything as you play through the game. You just raise stats (by raising affection with party members) to survive bossfights later on. It can be a good way to earn money once you go after high level bounties at least.

And finally, there isn't really any porn in this game lol. There's a topless scene here and there and when you become lovers with one of the girl Lovemores, you see a pic of their boobs >_> But that's it. Even though the art is better in this game, the 1st game had way more nudity and graphic sex (though it looked like trash there admittedly lol).

Overall, this game is okay. Sim Girls 1 is in my top 3 flash games. I love it a lot and it was pretty fun replaying it right before this game, but the sequel is kind of a bland slog >_> The dating is grindy and tedious, the fights are fun but kinda shallow, and there just isn't nearly as much side and optional content to do as Sim Girls 1. The story is legit entertaining, but that's the only thing really good about the game. I was pretty disappointed the sequel to one of my favorite flash games didn't live up to the hype >_>

You can buy it on itch.io for $20, but I would definitely recommend waiting for a sale, when it's like $10 >_> It'll probably take you around 4-6 hours to beat and as far as I know, there are no cheats for this game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, lets say I already know that this game ends on a cliffhanger. Will there be a Sim Girls 3: Lovemore 2: Jedi Outcast!?!?

All signs point to no >_> They tease a sequel at the end, but from what I understand, the game bombed and the creator isn't going to continue the story. He went back to updating Sim Girls 1 with more content after this game.

Tho recently he said he's done making content for Sim Girls 1 since Flash is dead and is working on some side game for it now >_>

Spill the beans: Who is best girl!?!

I went with Tomoru, who is the daughter of Tomoko from Sim Girls 1 >_> She isn't nearly as sex-crazy and horny as her mom unfortunately >_>



If I had to rank all the chicks:

Tomaru > Ceil > Klaire > Dea > Sirena

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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I had my fill of these long ~5 hour flash sequel games >_> I need to do a short flash game next time, like Bloons or Redline Rumble or something

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Caremore

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NeonOctopus posted...

I had my fill of these long ~5 hour flash sequel games >_> I need to do a short flash game next time, like Bloons or Redline Rumble or something

Do Fishy!!!

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Does anyone else remember an isometric, possibly turn-based, MGS clone? I think it was on Kongregate.

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sauceje posted...

Do Fishy!!!

Apparently this was made by the same guys that did Stick RPG and Defend Your Castle. I never knew they made this >_>

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NeonOctopus posted...

Apparently this was made by the same guys that did Stick RPG and Defend Your Castle. I never knew they made this >_>

Yeah. They also made Motherload.

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sauceje posted...

Yeah. They also made Motherload.

Oh yeah, I knew that. In Stick RPG 2, there was Motherload graffiti on some of the buildings which was neat

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