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Shablagoo
05/17/21 12:14:50 PM
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circa 1938



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ZevLoveDOOM
05/17/21 12:15:32 PM
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sounds like a pitch for a Cartoon Network show...
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Irony
05/17/21 12:15:37 PM
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Why does she look so defeated?

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Shablagoo
05/17/21 12:17:41 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
sounds like a pitch for a Cartoon Network show...

Lets do it

Irony posted...
Why does she look so defeated?

That is the face of a child who has committed to an idea with the resources at hand, and is stubbornly seeing the idea through even though it has lost all appeal.

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Guide
05/17/21 12:24:06 PM
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Irony posted...
Why does she look so defeated?

>no chairs
>only options were a lobster and a bird that smelled the lobster

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Ivynn
05/17/21 12:24:58 PM
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Irony posted...
Why does she look so defeated?

Her only friends are a bird and crustacean.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/17/21 12:27:17 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Lets do it

could be about a girl who lives with her alcoholic abusive father (mother died in a car accident btw) and whenever she wants to escape reality, she take some anti-depressants which makes her hallucinate and see a talking lobster and an eagle that go with her on the craziest adventures.

sounds a bit dark but could have some potential...
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sktgamer_13dude
05/17/21 12:27:26 PM
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Guide posted...


>no chairs
>only options were a lobster and a bird that smelled the lobster

That bird is looking at the lobster with hungry intentions.
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Irony
05/17/21 12:27:43 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Her only friends are a bird and crustacean.
Those are better friends than most posters here have

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ThyCorndog
05/17/21 12:38:47 PM
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Irony posted...
Why does she look so defeated?
the hawk doesn't look like it wants to be there either tbh

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thronedfire2
05/17/21 12:41:16 PM
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Irony posted...
Why does she look so defeated?

it was 1938 they hadnt invented other facial expressions yet

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ComfortablySad
05/17/21 12:49:29 PM
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Animals are probably stuffed and the pic was staged.

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Slayer_22
05/17/21 12:53:06 PM
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The lobster is displeased.
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Alteres
05/17/21 12:54:00 PM
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Its so dark and gray, anyone would be a bit down.

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iPhone_7
05/17/21 12:54:34 PM
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ComfortablySad posted...
Animals are probably stuffed and the pic was staged.
I dont believe you. No way.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/17/21 12:56:13 PM
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ComfortablySad posted...
Animals are probably stuffed and the pic was staged.
Also probably the girl
The same type of dude that is into lobster taxidermy and photography is also probably into child murder

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sktgamer_13dude
05/17/21 12:58:20 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
The lobster is displeased.

Do you see how the hawk is looking at him/her? Id be displeased if one of the tea party guests thought I was the main course.
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lolife67
05/17/21 1:14:31 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Do you see how the hawk is looking at him/her? Id be displeased if one of the tea party guests thought I was the main course.
You're reading it wrong. The hawk is looking at the lobster in disgust. They can't believe the low class sea cockroach was even invited to this thing.
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skermac
05/17/21 1:19:36 PM
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Irony posted...
Why does she look so defeated?

probably because she has no friends and her parents are forcing this maybe?

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/17/21 1:20:57 PM
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the eagle is like "this bitch forgot the sugar again..."
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matteus70
05/18/21 8:45:11 AM
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Irony posted...
Why does she look so defeated?
Well it was during the great depression.

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Murphiroth
05/19/21 11:08:08 PM
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Tobias and Marco went back in time to hang out with kid Rachel
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Frizzurd
05/19/21 11:55:09 PM
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Crustaceans scared me when I was that age.
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nfearurspecimn
05/19/21 11:59:36 PM
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yo this is rad

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Murphiroth
05/20/21 4:25:04 PM
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PtlessAgmnts posted...
Why does this sound familiar?

Animorphs.

Tobias was stuck as a hawk, Marco had a lobster morph at one point. Rachel is another member of the crew, although they never go back in time and hang out with her as a kid. They do have time travel shenanigans at a few points though.
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Shablagoo
05/20/21 5:23:51 PM
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SubtletyRefuge posted...
Looks like an illumanati video. I don't think this was supposed to be leaked.

And TC hasnt returned to the topic...*X-Files music*

e: fuck fuck fuck I forgot to switch to my alt, the elders wont be happy about this

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xXfireglzXx
05/21/21 9:02:04 AM
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Damn, now I have the B-52's stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Fuck.

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Kitt
05/21/21 9:03:27 AM
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xXfireglzXx posted...
Damn, now I have the B-52's stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Fuck.
HAWK LOBSTER!

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DavidZ2844
05/23/21 2:00:15 AM
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@ZevLoveDOOM ZevLoveDOOM posted...
could be about a girl who lives with her alcoholic abusive father (mother died in a car accident btw) and whenever she wants to escape reality, she take some anti-depressants which makes her hallucinate and see a talking lobster and an eagle that go with her on the craziest adventures.

sounds a bit dark but could have some potential...
Anti depressants dont make you hallucinate at all

Id know because Ive taken a billion different kinds, theyre all pretty awful tho
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