Current Events > I met my work mom's 19 year old daughter

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nothanks1
05/19/21 6:58:31 AM
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I think I'm in love and she's working here permanently from now on

CE is this happiness
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Buu_88
05/19/21 6:59:23 AM
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Following

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MutantJohn
05/19/21 7:00:29 AM
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Unless you're like 20, ew, gross

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ROBANN_88
05/19/21 7:10:18 AM
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The hell is a "work mom"?

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MICHALECOLE
05/19/21 7:14:47 AM
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MutantJohn posted...
Unless you're like 20, ew, gross
what if hes 21
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NeonOctopus
05/19/21 7:15:32 AM
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MutantJohn posted...
Unless you're like 20, ew, gross
Over 18 is over 18. Yolo!

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nothanks1
05/19/21 7:24:54 AM
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As she said her name I had to confirm. I mean she's freaking beautiful. Like if she says stop drinking and she'll say hello daily I'd do it

ROBANN_88 posted...
The hell is a "work mom"?

A work mom is basically a mom but at work that's not related to you.
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TommyG663513
05/19/21 7:31:27 AM
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How old are you?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/19/21 7:37:50 AM
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How old are you topic creator ?

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nothanks1
05/19/21 7:51:21 AM
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Too old
but like
I'm in love so it's ok

I'm closer to her mom's age than hers
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awesome999
05/19/21 7:53:22 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Too old
but like
I'm in love so it's ok

I'm closer to her mom's age than hers

Woo go boy
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Laserion
05/19/21 8:03:31 AM
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But, then she's your work sister!

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NeonOctopus
05/19/21 8:09:47 AM
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bigtiggie23
05/19/21 8:13:36 AM
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Laserion posted...
But, then she's your work sister!

We now know the next hot genre on the Hub.
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gunplagirl
05/19/21 8:14:31 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Too old
but like
I'm in love so it's ok

I'm closer to her mom's age than hers
Your love couldn't even get a dandelion to blossom. You must nurture it.

By that, I mean bang the mom, she's obviously the better one to choose from.

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nothanks1
05/19/21 8:31:26 AM
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Laserion posted...
But, then she's your work sister!

Doesn't exist.
work mom is more like an adoptive mom
so she's my adopted sister
Hooo boy we doing this ce
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Vicious_Dios
05/19/21 8:33:27 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Too old
but like
I'm in love so it's ok

I'm closer to her mom's age than hers

Stay away from them.

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Were_Wyrm
05/19/21 8:42:18 AM
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wherearethepics

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Laserion
05/19/21 8:45:42 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
We now know the next hot genre on the Hub.
"Work-bro, I'm stuck in the copier!"

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/19/21 8:47:57 AM
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Laserion posted...
"Work-bro, I'm stuck in the copier!"

Dont worry, Ill unjam it.

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LordMarshal
05/19/21 8:49:43 AM
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Calling anyone your "work mom" surely ruined any chance you had with.....anyone.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/19/21 8:53:28 AM
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Your going to enjoy spending time in the big house after she calls the police on you.

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Heineken14
05/19/21 8:55:15 AM
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Reading this dude's topics make me feel like I should take a shower to clean off the filth.
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nothanks1
05/19/21 8:55:20 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...


Stay away from them.

The mom?

LordMarshal posted...
Calling anyone your "work mom" surely ruined any chance you had with.....anyone.

But she's such a good work mom

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Your going to enjoy spending time in the big house after she calls the police on you.

She's 19 bro
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nothanks1
05/19/21 8:55:39 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
Reading this dude's topics make me feel like I should take a shower to clean off the filth.

Just put me on ignore
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Damn_Underscore
05/19/21 8:56:03 AM
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nepotism smh

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/19/21 8:57:48 AM
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Not the daughter, her mother is going to call the cops on you.

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Flockaveli
05/19/21 9:03:16 AM
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Like with every other woman in your life you're going to do nothing but drink about it and stink up GFAQs with your topics about them.

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nothanks1
05/19/21 9:19:46 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Not the daughter, her mother is going to call the cops on you.

If anything she's encouraging it
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bknight
05/19/21 10:02:44 AM
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You should wait at least 25 years TC, then you can go after the work mom's granddaughter.
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DJquackquack
05/19/21 10:04:40 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
We now know the next hot genre on the Hub.
What are you doing work brother?

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nothanks1
05/19/21 10:13:39 AM
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bknight posted...
You should wait at least 25 years TC, then you can go after the work mom's granddaughter.

I don't even want to date her. I'd only disappoint my mother in law
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Returning_CEmen
05/19/21 10:18:04 AM
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This really is a topic Vegy would make, but with an Irish twist

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/19/21 10:53:03 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Like with every other woman in your life you're going to do nothing but drink about it and stink up GFAQs with your topics about them.


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nothanks1
05/19/21 11:06:20 AM
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I'm more of a Karin that Ryu tbh
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NeonOctopus
05/19/21 12:08:57 PM
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nothanks1
05/19/21 12:27:02 PM
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She's only 19
Now if her mom gets divorced on the other hand...
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Irony
05/19/21 12:28:53 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
She's only 19
Now if her mom gets divorced on the other hand...
Marry her mom then fuck her

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TeaMilk
05/19/21 12:53:51 PM
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You act like me around fat guys when I was like 16

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Fazeo13
05/19/21 1:02:48 PM
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Maybe you can give her bull a backrub after he's done with her.
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nothanks1
05/19/21 1:11:33 PM
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Irony posted...

Marry her mom then fuck her

Look I'm gonna be blunt so there's no confusion here
I want both of them. In a relationship. Not merely to fuck.

TeaMilk posted...
You act like me around fat guys when I was like 16

I sound like me when I'm middle aged and realize the married women have legal aged daughters I can marry.

Fazeo13 posted...
Maybe you can give her bull a backrub after he's done with her.

I... I don't think she has a boyfriend.
I should find out. What's a better way of asking 'hey so your 19 year old daughter, can I pork her or will I have to break her and a boyfriend up first'?
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UnholyMudcrab
05/19/21 1:12:19 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
05/19/21 1:46:15 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
This really is a topic Vegy would make, but with an Irish twist

that is one reason why brutai is "irish vegy"

UnholyMudcrab posted...
God I'm so tired of seeing these topics

then ignore him

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Cocytus
05/19/21 1:47:10 PM
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So here's an obvious question... where do you work, generally speaking? What do you do?
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nothanks1
05/19/21 1:47:27 PM
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Cocytus posted...
So here's an obvious question... where do you work, generally speaking? What do you do?

sysadmin at a school
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Cocytus
05/19/21 1:55:19 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
sysadmin at a school
Did you not go to orientation? You're not supposed to fuck the students. There's a two year moratorium after they graduate.
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nothanks1
05/19/21 1:57:17 PM
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She's graduated and in college.
I already had to report one contractor for saying inappropiate things to one of the students.
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The Wheelman1
05/19/21 1:58:47 PM
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She's legal. Go for it tc.

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nothanks1
05/19/21 2:15:01 PM
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It doesn't matter that she's legal
She's too beautiful
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Damn_Underscore
05/19/21 2:23:38 PM
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then marry her and be her loyal husband

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