Current Events > where is the best place to find a gf?

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ThePusher
05/28/21 10:18:09 PM
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gyms? bars? bookstores? college campuses?
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Olivia2
05/28/21 10:18:35 PM
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Where do you normally spend your time?

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bsp77
05/28/21 10:19:19 PM
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In Meetup events with shared interests

And online worked for me, but not always others

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DeadlyNinjaBees
05/28/21 10:19:41 PM
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Life.

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CE_gonna_CE
05/28/21 10:20:28 PM
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Dark_SilverX
05/28/21 10:21:28 PM
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bar no mask

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EnglishBullDoug
05/28/21 10:22:09 PM
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School is the only place people don't have some dumb rule.

Like, you aren't "supposed" to meet someone at work but plenty of people usually do.

The real answer is that you are supposed to hang out w/friends and do stuff until you meet someone by proxy. People w/lots of friends are never single for long.

The problem is that we are all posters on CE and many here don't have many friends. I have been dating as a loner for several years.

The avenues I need to use are dating websites, coffee places, places you go to get drunk.

Dating is difficult and usually not even worth the trouble. You should practice an instrument, or get a dog, and watch porn.
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MedeaLysistrata
05/28/21 10:22:29 PM
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are you a hot fit guy? i'm sure it's not an ethical crisis if you hit on a girl at the gym

are you a bookish nerd that will drink anything but the instant crap? No idea, instant coffee is lovely

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Sariana21
05/28/21 10:24:49 PM
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CE, where else?

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__aCEr__
05/28/21 10:29:45 PM
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Red Robin

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Killmonger
05/28/21 10:41:43 PM
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Current Events, GameFAQs.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/28/21 10:47:04 PM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
places you go to get drunk.
this doesn't work if your automatic instinct is to stay until everyone else leaves

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DespondentDeity
05/28/21 10:49:46 PM
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Gym for sure

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DespondentDeity
05/28/21 10:50:28 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Red Robin

CUUUUUUUUM

She say money make her cum Gucci make her damp

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BettyWhite
05/28/21 10:51:07 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Use Draw on every boss


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The Trent
05/28/21 10:53:20 PM
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Socialist meetings

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bsp77
05/28/21 10:53:21 PM
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I am telling y'all to use Meetup. I have personally seen it work for awkward, introverted, geeky dudes.

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ThePusher
05/28/21 11:18:39 PM
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Olivia2 posted...
Where do you normally spend your time?
my moms basement
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Daffadilio
05/28/21 11:21:29 PM
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Idk lol prolly at like the dollar store, you take her to Olive Garden and impress the helll out of a boo

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TerraSeeker
05/29/21 12:23:02 AM
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Olivia2 posted...
Where do you normally spend your time?
Home

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ThePusher
05/29/21 11:17:55 PM
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Daffadilio posted...
Idk lol prolly at like the dollar store, you take her to Olive Garden and impress the helll out of a boo
i dont have dollars to spend tho. shud i hang around the entrance like a greeter and try to meet females that way?
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SiO4
05/29/21 11:29:16 PM
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Wheel of Fortune.
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Jiek_Fafn
05/29/21 11:56:38 PM
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I like to hang out at the gas station. I figure everyone needs gas, so I just linger around the pumps until I see an attractive lady.

When I see one, I don't just jump in and hit on her as soon as she steps out if her car. Like taming a mighty tiger, you have to get her used to your presence first. If you're smart, you've already done some prep work beforehand. You'll need to wipe your pits on all of the pumps. Maybe leave a used pair of boxers on the ground in the parking area. Whatever has yoyr scent on it works fine.

The next step is to let her see you. I usually just peak around a corner until she notices. But don't be too forward. Act coy. When she spots you, immediately duck back around the corner and then shyly peak back out again. Maybe add a giggle for boyish charm.

At this point, youre ready to move in. If the book The Little Prince taught us anything, it's how to tame a fox. Just like that alien weirdo, you'll want to slowly get closer and closer. Use smooth slow movements so as not to startle her. Once you're close enough to touch her, you're in. Important: don't actually touch her yet.

If you were normal, you'd start small talk at this point but you want to start the head games early. This is a battle. A battle with a beautiful fox tiger and youre here to fuck. Insteas, say nothing. Repeat for 2 full minutes. She's now completely off her game. Now touch her. Like a gentle shoulder punch or something. Now she's really off her game.

Now talk. Ask something that makes you sound like you want to know about her hobbies. Like "Do you have Netflix?" Don't wait for an answer. Just get in her passenger side door. Now you've won. Have her take you to her house and put on some romantic Netflix as a cute callback to the earlier conversation. Now pleasure her sexually. Then demand money and feign thar you're a prostitute.

Congrats! You've got a girlfriend. Now you're free to show up without an invitation. Even if she's not home just let yourself in. She's cool with it. She's the type of woman that picks up prostitutes in a gas station parking lot.

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The Trent
05/29/21 11:56:59 PM
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Strip Club

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Zikten
05/29/21 11:57:56 PM
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Girlfriend Store
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Smashingpmkns
05/29/21 11:58:25 PM
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Construction site cat calling whatever moves
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CE_gonna_CE
05/30/21 12:57:09 AM
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RedJackson
05/30/21 12:58:48 AM
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Construction ZONES

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TerraSeeker
05/30/21 3:37:48 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
There is a virus!1!
There's always been viruses.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/30/21 9:08:58 AM
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furry conventions.
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DespondentDeity
05/30/21 9:38:47 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
I usually just peak around a corner until she notices.

do you say Spaghett! when you pop out to spook her?

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ThePusher
05/30/21 12:38:23 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
it's pretty much all about dating apps these days, or so i'm told
which ones tho. i heard good things abt grindr
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LordYeezus
05/30/21 3:06:37 PM
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by crashing parties.

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