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berlyman101
05/29/21 2:52:55 PM
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fuck fuck FUCK and it's clear as a bell. They told me this could happen but I haven't heard anyone in my first month so my peace and quiet is GONE. arrrAahhhhHhhhh

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Kombucha
05/29/21 3:02:35 PM
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Guess it's time to play the radio or tv 24/7.

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berlyman101
05/29/21 3:17:57 PM
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the way the girl talks and laughs reminds me of my sister and it's triggering me from all the times she had friends over and I'd be in my room seething

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MrResetti
05/29/21 3:18:26 PM
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Just run your vacuum all the time and maybe they'll learn

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Weezy_Tha_Don
05/29/21 3:21:11 PM
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what, like mole people?

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berlyman101
05/29/21 5:58:34 PM
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Well, I can hear them fucking, and the girl keeps laughing.

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Tyranthraxus
05/29/21 6:01:11 PM
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You were supposed to say "but I live on the first floor and there's no basement.

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berlyman101
05/29/21 6:01:58 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You were supposed to say "but I live on the first floor and there's no basement.

This isn't a joke this is my life

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berlyman101
05/29/21 8:22:47 PM
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I figured out they're not under me. They're on the other side of my wall.

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thronedfire2
05/29/21 8:30:02 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
I figured out they're not under me. They're on the other side of my wall.

ok new plan

lean up against the wall while theyre doing it and masturbate furiously

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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
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berlyman101
05/29/21 8:37:51 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
ok new plan

lean up against the wall while theyre doing it and masturbate furiously

you think I haven't tried that already?!?

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Smashingpmkns
05/29/21 8:38:49 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
Well, I can hear them fucking, and the girl keeps laughing.

You should laugh when she laughs
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trappedunderice
05/29/21 8:40:05 PM
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This is your opportunity to introduce yourself and get some.
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Flauros
05/29/21 8:40:33 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
You should laugh when she laughs
And whenever you can hear them talk, talk just as loud and stop the instant they do.

Just mirror every sound they make and abruptly stop when they notice.

Make them think they are crazy.

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berlyman101
05/29/21 9:36:41 PM
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ugh, now I have to get a girlfriend and have gleeful sex whenever they do. can this day get any worse?

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