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I Like Toast
05/30/21 4:48:19 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/tWBJelb.gifv

*98% of the nba and NFL wr's takes notes*

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GS4Life
05/30/21 4:51:01 PM
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Football and Basketball are simply flashier and have more exciting highlights

Baseball is boring to watch but a national pastime

Soccer is mostly for women here

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TroutPaste
05/30/21 4:52:55 PM
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It's crazy that he did that with cameras rolling... Even if he got a cheap penalty in the game, it's on the internet later

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CRON
05/30/21 4:53:46 PM
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Soccer is slow and incredibly boring. The fan culture from the outside looking in is pretty cringe. The emotional attachment people have to FCs makes zero sense to me, and the way they sing full-length songs as chants is just weird.

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Vicious_Dios
05/30/21 4:54:36 PM
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Also because of this shit right here:



Imagine wasting 90 minutes watching it lead to nowhere.

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masticatingman
05/30/21 4:56:33 PM
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The only time I see soccer playing here is in Mexican restaurants.

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R1masher
05/30/21 4:57:24 PM
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Pitch is too big...

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monkmith
05/30/21 4:58:10 PM
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soccer is fun to play, not so fun to watch, though to be quite honest i dont understand how anyone watches slow moving sports like football either.

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Medussa
05/30/21 5:00:27 PM
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i like soccer

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Choco
05/30/21 5:00:51 PM
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CRON posted...
The fan culture from the outside looking in is pretty cringe.
oh trust me it's even worse when you live in a soccer-obsessed country

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Funkydog
05/30/21 5:00:55 PM
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monkmith posted...
soccer is fun to play, not so fun to watch, though to be quite honest i dont understand how anyone watches slow moving sports like football either.
Yeah, I'm no fan of football (soccer) but I can at least tolerate that as hype/exciting moments can come out of nowhere, but having tried to watching the American sports like their football, baseball or basketball I just find myself bored to tears for the entire experience. It just feels like it always stops before it goes anywhere.
Choco posted...
oh trust me it's even worse when you live in a soccer-obsessed country
A million times worse.

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Choco
05/30/21 5:01:53 PM
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Funkydog posted...
football (soccer)
thank god you didn't just type soccer that'd be crazy

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ssj3vegeta_
05/30/21 5:02:25 PM
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I love it because of plays and players like dese

https://youtu.be/7moQT1FVSn8

Yea sure, football is filled with silly diving and a proper throw in isn't worth 3 points like you muricans would have liked, but dere are still amazing moments and 1 goal is so special it makes you jump 100 feet unlike a homerun, a 3 point shot, or a touchdown which all happen literally every minute lol
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Funkydog
05/30/21 5:03:39 PM
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Choco posted...
thank god you didn't just type soccer that'd be crazy
I'm pretty sure MI5 would break my doors down, deport me and the Queen would personally revoke my citizenship if I did.

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YookaLaylee
05/30/21 5:04:59 PM
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People taking dives every 5 minutes is lame
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Axiom
05/30/21 5:05:47 PM
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Is that dude really faking an injury. Wtf. If every player just faked injuries everytime they brushed against each other it might actually be more entertaining. See who can out-fake who
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Iloveyou5
05/30/21 5:11:31 PM
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Soccer players have low pain tolerance lol

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mustachedmystic
05/30/21 5:30:29 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qjp1Zrvn8VQ

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SevenTenths
05/30/21 7:36:42 PM
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Iloveyou5 posted...
Soccer players have low pain tolerance lol

The exact inverse of hockey. Hockey is an awful sport, but I respect the fuck out of their athletes.

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ForsakenHermit
05/30/21 7:40:34 PM
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The big reasons I can't get into it are the big field coupled with low scoring and the constant ties.

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