Current Events > I was sexually assaulted at Food Lion earlier this week

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KingKudaKane
05/30/21 8:25:21 PM
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So I was in the pasta aisle looking for some linguine.

There was an older woman next to me who kept fidgeting with her hands. I'd say she was in her mid 50s and had a short blonde Karen haircut. She struck me as being a little off.

She went to the bottom row to look for something and lost her balance. So she reaches up and grabs me by the wiener, pulling herself up.

She didn't acknowledge me at all after the fact. Just put her macaroni in her cart and moved on.

I guess it shouldn't bother me, but I feel angry that she thought this was ok behavior. And didn't even say sorry or anything.

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jon1012
05/30/21 8:26:47 PM
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jon1012
05/30/21 8:27:10 PM
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Sounds like an honest mistake

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/30/21 8:27:12 PM
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Thats nothing, I was at Aldi last week and got sexually assaulted.

So I was in the pasta aisle looking for some linguine.

There was an older woman next to me who kept fidgeting with her hands. I'd say she was in her mid 50s and had a short blonde Karen haircut. She struck me as being a little off.

She went to the bottom row to look for something and lost her balance. So she reaches up and grabs me by the wiener, pulling herself up.

She didn't acknowledge me at all after the fact. Just put her macaroni in her cart and moved on.

I guess it shouldn't bother me, but I feel angry that she thought this was ok behavior. And didn't even say sorry or anything.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/30/21 8:27:16 PM
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Why didn't you confront her on the issue?

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DespondentDeity
05/30/21 8:27:47 PM
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must be a pretty nice cock

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KingKudaKane
05/30/21 8:28:11 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why didn't you confront her on the issue?
And say what?

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Onepunch-Man
05/30/21 8:29:03 PM
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KingKudaKane posted...
And say what?
Why did you grab my wiener?

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Flauros
05/30/21 8:32:46 PM
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You should have jumped back and then lunged with the strongest heart punch you could muster.

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ModLogic
05/30/21 9:17:17 PM
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Simular experience happened to me at Costco last week.

I was in the pasta aisle looking for some linguine.

There was an older woman next to me who kept fidgeting with her hands. I'd say she was in her mid 50s and had a short blonde Karen haircut. She struck me as being a little off.

She went to the bottom row to look for something and lost her balance. So she reaches up and grabs me by the wiener, pulling herself up.

She didn't acknowledge me at all after the fact. Just put her macaroni in her cart and moved on.

I guess it shouldn't bother me, but I feel angry that she thought this was ok behavior. And didn't even say sorry or anything.


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KingKudaKane
05/30/21 9:36:06 PM
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Look, I'm seriously depressed.

Throughout my life I feel my only worth was my dick. I don't think anyone at all would like me if I didn't have one. It's complicated.

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