Current Events > Your reaction: Your girlfriend picks a fight between you and a huge bully.

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UnfairRepresent 05/31/21 5:50:42 AM #1:	You're walking along with your girlfriend one day when a guy starts catcalling her. "Hey jugs! Looking for a big dick? What's your E-mail?" he says while eyeing her up and down "Shut up! Stop harrasing me and get a job!" Your girlfriend snaps back. "No babe, I bounce at Joe's Strip Club downtown. They're hiring by the way, thought your sweetass should know." "You better shut up right now! Or you're gonna pay mister!" "Pay? So you gonna ____ my ____ or what!?" "You just made a big mistake mister! This is my boyfriend and he's heard every word you just said. And he's not going to let it slide." "`That's` your boyfriend? Thought it was your sister or niece or something." "He's a better man than you ever will be! You're a jerk!" "Yeah!? What you gonna do about it ? You're not gonna do nothing bitch." "My boyfriend will! He'll kick your ass right here and teach you a thing or two for disrespecting us! Come on, get this guy!" He stands up and takes off his shirt. He's crazy muscular and towers over you as he walks towards you. "Yeah come on Punk. Come get me!" he says while laughing Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954484395] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>You're walking along with your girlfriend one day when a guy starts catcalling her. "Hey jugs! Looking for a big dick? What's your E-mail?" he says while eyeing her up and down "Shut up! Stop harrasing me and get a job!" Your girlfriend snaps back. "No babe, I bounce at Joe's Strip Club downtown. They're hiring by the way, thought your sweetass should know." "You better shut up right now! Or you're gonna pay mister!" "Pay? So you gonna ____ my ____ or what!?" "You just made a big mistake mister! This is my boyfriend and he's heard every word you just said. And he's not going to let it slide." "That's your boyfriend? Thought it was your sister or niece or something." "He's a better man than you ever will be! You're a jerk!" "Yeah!? What you gonna do about it ? You're not gonna do nothing bitch." "My boyfriend will! He'll kick your ass right here and teach you a thing or two for disrespecting us! Come on, get this guy!" He stands up and takes off his shirt. He's crazy muscular and towers over you as he walks towards you. "Yeah come on Punk. Come get me!" he says while laughing Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 05/31/21 5:51:21 AM #2:	I tell him to post proof that he's actually from the UK and he can't and I win. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:954484400] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>I tell him to post proof that he's actually from the UK and he can't and I win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 5:51:52 AM #3:	DeadBankerDream posted... I tell him to post proof that he's actually from the UK and he can't and I win. lol --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954484404] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>I tell him to post proof that he's actually from the UK and he can't and I win.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/31/21 5:52:37 AM #4:	Scream "THSTS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!" and kick him in the testicles. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:954484414] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>Scream "THSTS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!" and kick him in the testicles. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 5:52:44 AM #5:	i like how the bully asks "what's your email" in 2021 like he's still using windows 95 --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954484415] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>i like how the bully asks "what's your email" in 2021 like he's still using windows 95 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/31/21 5:56:56 AM #6:	viewmaster_pi posted... i like how the bully asks "what's your email" in 2021 like he's still using windows 95 He's not tech savvy --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954484460] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>i like how the bully asks "what's your email" in 2021 like he's still using windows 95</quote>He's not tech savvy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 05/31/21 5:58:34 AM #7:	"Do I know you, lady?" --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:954484478] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>"Do I know you, lady?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/31/21 6:23:37 AM #8:	I tell her to not volunteer me for this stupid bullshit, that this is not the school yard and as an adult getting into a random fight comes with being arrested and being thrown in a jail cell for some time for both me and this other guy if we did fight. Then I would tell her she can fight this guy herself if she thinks being insulted is worth her getting arrested and her ass kicked. I tell the man I dont care what you say to this dumb bitch, I have important shit to do, have a good day then walk away from the situation like an adult. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:954484748] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>I tell her to not volunteer me for this stupid bullshit, that this is not the school yard and as an adult getting into a random fight comes with being arrested and being thrown in a jail cell for some time for both me and this other guy if we did fight. Then I would tell her she can fight this guy herself if she thinks being insulted is worth her getting arrested and her ass kicked. I tell the man I dont care what you say to this dumb bitch, I have important shit to do, have a good day then walk away from the situation like an adult. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 05/31/21 6:57:34 AM #9:	Your bellybutton look like a lady's lip, and she's smiling <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:954485115] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>Your bellybutton look like a lady's lip, and she's smiling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/01/21 8:17:13 PM #10:	jpenny2 posted... "Do I know you, lady?" It's your girlfriend --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954540901] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted... </cite> <quote>"Do I know you, lady?"</quote>It's your girlfriend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 06/01/21 8:20:40 PM #11:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxm0A5LHF08 --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:954541003] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxm0A5LHF08 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 06/01/21 8:23:16 PM #12:	I mean How big is her ass? Pics please --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:954541075] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>I mean How big is her ass? Pics please </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 06/01/21 8:23:46 PM #13:	I have a license for conceal carry. >_> --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:954541090] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>I have a license for conceal carry. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 06/01/21 8:27:17 PM #14:	"You may kick my ass, but my friend Wesley can ruin your credit score like THAT," I say burgessly, snapping my fingers in a menacing manner. The hulking beast of a man takes a step back in fear. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:954541183] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>"You may kick my ass, but my friend Wesley can ruin your credit score like THAT," I say burgessly, snapping my fingers in a menacing manner. The hulking beast of a man takes a step back in fear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/01/21 8:34:39 PM #15:	I hand her the lightning katana. "Never start a fight you can't finish. Come. Let us see how much you've learned." Then I throw food at her to keep her health up and the occasional drink if she runs out of SP. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954541378] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>I hand her the lightning katana. "Never start a fight you can't finish. Come. Let us see how much you've learned." Then I throw food at her to keep her health up and the occasional drink if she runs out of SP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 06/01/21 8:40:25 PM #16:	I dont fight fair so I reach into my purse and pull out my balisong --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I never be, I never see, I never know <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:954541528] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>I dont fight fair so I reach into my purse and pull out my balisong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/21 3:20:34 AM #17:	Big_Nabendu posted... I mean How big is her ass? Pics please --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954551453] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>Big_Nabendu posted... </cite> <quote>I mean How big is her ass? Pics please</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 06/02/21 3:31:46 AM #18:	Email? Lol He might as well have said "hey babe I'm gonna send a verbal description of my penis in morse code to you by telegraph" --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:954551615] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>Email? Lol He might as well have said "hey babe I'm gonna send a verbal description of my penis in morse code to you by telegraph"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 06/02/21 3:41:26 AM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs6-L_ahGFk --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:954551732] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote></quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs6-L_ahGFk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 06/02/21 3:47:15 AM #20:	kick em in the nuts hard push him down grab his legs and spread them apart repeatedly stomp on his nuts --- https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:954551809] in Your react... [t:79487496]...</cite> <quote>kick em in the nuts hard push him down grab his legs and spread them apart repeatedly stomp on his nuts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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