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King Rial
06/04/21 1:39:45 PM
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I hate melons, personally.

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MrNintendo1213
06/04/21 1:44:19 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
I know people definitely have different taste buds than eachother based on how much everyone loves watermelon. It is almost entirely flavorless to me. It's just like chewing on water.

Bad watermelon for sure. Good ones definitely have their own flavor to them.

CableZL posted...
Yeah, that's one of the things about watermelon. You gotta get a good one. Then you gotta eat it before it starts to sour in a few days.


No.

I've tried a bunch of watermelon and none were sour. They all just tasted like almost nothing. Everyone else said they were really good, my tongue just doesn't detect it I guess.
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CableZL
06/04/21 1:52:09 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
No.

I've tried a bunch of watermelon and none were sour. They all just tasted like almost nothing. Everyone else said they were really good, my tongue just doesn't detect it I guess.
Interesting. Do you have that issue with other sweet fruits, or is it just watermelon?

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Guide
06/04/21 1:59:37 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
No.

I've tried a bunch of watermelon and none were sour. They all just tasted like almost nothing. Everyone else said they were really good, my tongue just doesn't detect it I guess.

That's weird. I know genetics play a role in some tastes, but watermelons are pretty basic.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/04/21 2:22:08 PM
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I just had an amazing apple. Honeycrisp, mmmm

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TheOtherMike
06/04/21 2:23:04 PM
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Watermelon is the most overrated fruit of all time. Gritty, almost flavorless, and you have to constantly spit out seeds while eating it.

Cantaloupe otoh is fucking delicious.
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TheOtherMike
06/04/21 2:26:59 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
you are eating some shitty watermelon then. good watermelon is none of those things.

Then I have, despite all statistical probability, encountered only "shitty watermelon" at the dozens if not hundreds of social gatherings I've participated in where watermelon was present.
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TheOtherMike
06/04/21 2:28:56 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
yup

So that must mean all watermelon is shitty. Thanks for confirming.
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TheOtherMike
06/04/21 2:30:21 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
nope

I'm sorry, but it's the only explanation.
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TheOtherMike
06/04/21 2:31:31 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
nah

Yeah.
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Shablagoo
06/04/21 3:28:17 PM
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TheOtherMike posted...
I'm sorry, but it's the only explanation.

I mean even if you dont like the taste its objectively true that there are seedless watermelons. I havent had a seeded one since I was a kid.

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King Rial
06/04/21 3:48:15 PM
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lol

Posted in the wrong topic somehow.

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TheOtherMike
06/04/21 3:51:36 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
I mean even if you dont like the taste its objectively true that there are seedless watermelons. I havent had a seeded one since I was a kid.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/qz.com/106024/lets-get-real-about-seedless-watermelons-they-have-seeds/amp/
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MrNintendo1213
06/04/21 4:15:23 PM
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CableZL posted...
Interesting. Do you have that issue with other sweet fruits, or is it just watermelon?
Nope just watermelons. They definitely aren't sweet to me. But some people say carrots are apparently sweet and I don't understand that at all. I guess watermelons have about as much taste as carrots for me.

Pineapple is where it is at. The sweetest most flavorful fruit and I love it.

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Guide
06/04/21 4:18:20 PM
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TheOtherMike posted...
Then I have, despite all statistical probability, encountered only "shitty watermelon" at the dozens if not hundreds of social gatherings I've participated in where watermelon was present.

I mean, it's not impossible. I only had good blueberries a few years back from some new farm brand that got big. Fat, sweet, none of that sour/bitter aftertaste.

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dave_is_slick
06/04/21 4:26:21 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
To me they are lesser apples.
So it's clear to me you've never had good melons or pears because nobody could possibly believe this.

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Guide
06/04/21 4:39:34 PM
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dolomedes posted...
To my taste, though, a mouthful of white seeds can ruin the whole enterprise in a way that black seeds dont.
dude's not human

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/04/21 5:03:15 PM
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dolomedes posted...
that's, uh, something.

i love pineapple but can't eat too much - too sweet!

They are super tasty grilled.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/04/21 5:32:04 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Watermelon is godly though
But it's a berry.

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Shablagoo
06/05/21 9:02:09 AM
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dolomedes posted...
lmao
To my taste, though, a mouthful of white seeds can ruin the whole enterprise in a way that black seeds dont.
jfc whiny

reminds me of the story of the princess and the pea lol

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niiice, whats the 2nd from the left? Ive never tried grilling fruit

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