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LightningAce11
06/04/21 7:48:50 PM
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But UnfairRepresent is knocking on the door because he wants to wash his hands, and insists you get out.
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I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
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The Trent
06/04/21 7:49:19 PM
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I disagree with him

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i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
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LightningAce11
06/05/21 12:15:21 AM
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The Trent posted...
I disagree with him

You've activated his trap card.
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I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
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DespondentDeity
06/05/21 12:16:32 AM
#4:


Talking shit on whom?

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The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form.
I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
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LightningAce11
06/05/21 12:20:31 AM
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Taking a shit, not talking shit.
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I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
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Trumble
06/05/21 12:22:29 AM
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I go take my shit in the UK, where I'm guaranteed to not encounter him.

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MabusIncarnate
06/05/21 12:24:30 AM
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He can come in, wash his hands and smell my essence, but i'm not leaving. In fact, i'll stare him directly in the eye and grunt a bit every time I push.

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Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too.
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Shotgunnova
06/05/21 12:35:12 AM
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"There's a stream about two miles down the road," I shout burgessly through the door.

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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KnightofShikari
06/05/21 12:41:28 AM
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he wants to wash his hands in the toilet?

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The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States
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BloodMoon7
06/05/21 12:49:47 AM
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I smear the stuff everywhere. Chocolate everywhere.

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My maid will hear about this.
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pfh1001
06/05/21 1:01:53 AM
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My front door is locked, so he's shit out of luck. If he breaks into my house just to try to wash his hands, I call the cops.
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Slayer_22
06/05/21 1:04:11 AM
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Will he give me a scenario to think on and a picture of a hot babe in the process?
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"And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE
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